After the lap-pillow incident, Big Brother's patience hit absolute zero.
Military discipline? Cracked.Older-brother pride? Shattered.Sister's almost-boyfriend sleeping on her lap?UNACCEPTABLE.
He marched toward Laddu like a tank with emotions.
Big Brother:"You.Outside.Now."
Laddu blinked, chewing toast calmly 🍞
Laddu:"Why? Sunlight hurts my eyes."
Big Brother grabbed his collar and dragged him out anyway.
From inside the house:
Candy snapped a salute 🫡Candy:"REST IN PEACE, LADDU!"
Maya started recording 📱Cousin whispered prayers 🙏Mother suddenly found the ceiling very interesting.
🚨 Outside: The Testosterone Summit
Big Brother crossed his arms and glared like a disappointed commander.
Big Brother:"I am warning you.Stay within limits with my sister."
Laddu nodded politely.
Laddu:"She put me on her lap."
A vein popped on Big Brother's forehead.
Big Brother:"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"
He pulled out his sidearm from the holster.Not aiming.Just… showing.
The universal message: I can shoot.
Laddu looked at the gun.Then at Big Brother.Then calmly placed his bag on the ground.
Big Brother:"…What are you doing?"
Laddu unzipped the bag.
Everyone watching through the window stopped breathing 😶
And then—
He pulled out a shotgun.
Short-barrel.Matte black.Heavy.Menacing.
Candy screamed silently behind the glass.
Candy (whisper-yelling):"I TOLD YOU HE WAS DANGEROUS!!"
Cousin fainted again 💀Maya zoomed in.
Big Brother's soul attempted an emergency evacuation.
Laddu held the shotgun like it was a lunch box.
Calm.Casual.Deadly chill.
Laddu:"For close combat,shotguns are best."
Big Brother almost dropped his gun.
Big Brother:"WHY DO YOU HAVE A SHOTGUN?!"
Laddu shrugged.
Laddu:"Office gave it.We were doing 'realistic weapon behavior' testing."
Big Brother blinked.Once.Twice.Thrice.
Big Brother:"Y-Your OFFICE gave you a shotgun?!"
Laddu:"Yes.Last month they gave me a grenade too."
Big Brother staggered.
Big Brother:"…They WHAT?"
Laddu scratched his cheek.
Laddu:"But I accidentally used it."
Big Brother's soul screamed.
Big Brother:"HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY USE A GRENADE?!"
Laddu:"I thought it was a stress ball."
Somewhere inside the house, Mochi slowly lowered her head onto the table.
Mochi:"He's… unbelievable…"
Mother nodded proudly.
Mother:"And he's yours."
Mochi spiritually passed out.
⚠️ The Final Warning That Backfired
Big Brother tried to regain dominance.
He lifted his gun again.
Big Brother:"Listen.If you ever—"
Laddu stepped closer.
Too close.
Their weapons nearly touched.
Laddu's voice stayed calm. Almost gentle.
Laddu:"You don't have to threaten me."
Big Brother froze.
Laddu:"I love Mochi more than you love your protein shakes."
Critical damage 💥
Laddu:"I won't hurt her."
He leaned in slightly.
Laddu:"But if you scare her…"
Big Brother instinctively stepped back.
Laddu:"…then this becomes close combat."
He tapped the shotgun lightly.
Big Brother gulped so loudly the birds fled 🐦💨
Silence.
Pure.Terrifying.Awkward.
Then Laddu broke it.
Laddu:"Okay.Talk over.I'm hungry."
He picked up the shotgun, slung it casually, and walked back inside like he just discussed grocery prices.
Big Brother stood there.
Frozen.
Re-evaluating his career.His life.Reality itself.
Candy walked up beside him.
Candy:"So… who won?"
Big Brother whispered, hollow:
Big Brother:"…He's not human."
Candy nodded proudly.
Candy:"He's family." 😌🔥