Morning sunlight slipped through the curtains 🌤️.Birds chirped 🐦.Peace filled the house.
Until—
Mother:"Everyone… come here.Come.You must see this."
One by one, the family gathered in the living room.
And there they were.
On the sofa.
Side by side.
Like two overgrown babies.
Laddu 🤝 Big Brother
Sleeping.Hugging.Entangled like destiny made a mistake.
Big Brother's arm was wrapped around Laddu's waist.Laddu's leg was thrown over Big Brother's thigh.Their faces were dangerously close 😴💥.
Cousin covered her mouth.
Cousin:"This is…the funniest thing I've ever seen."
Maya instantly pulled out her phone 📱.
Maya:"I am recording this for future blackmail."
Candy rolled on the carpet laughing 🤣.
Candy:"THEY LOOK LIKE TWO TEDDY BEARS!"
Mochi stood frozen, face already heating up 🔥.
Mochi:"Wha— why— HOW is this happening?!"
Then…
Laddu murmured in his sleep.
Soft.Dreamy.Illegal.
Laddu (sleep-talking):"Mochi…you smell nice…"
💥💗
Mochi's soul left her body again.
Cousin screamed.Maya punched the air.Father coughed loudly to hide his laugh.
Mother whispered, half-amused, half-concerned:
Mother:"He is completely gone for her."
Then Big Brother also spoke in his sleep.
But his was… different.
Big Brother (sleep-talking):"AK-47…you smell nice too…"
🌋💀🌋
THE ROOM EXPLODED.
Candy fell backward.Cousin nearly died laughing.Maya screamed:
Maya:"THIS FAMILY IS FINISHED!"
Father leaned on the wall.
Father:"He is flirting with a gun."
Mother sat down before she fainted 😵💫.
Mother:"These two are idiots…beautiful idiots."
Laddu shuffled closer in his sleep and rested his head on Big Brother's chest.Big Brother hugged him tighter.Both snored softly 😪😪.
Cousin wiped tears.
Cousin:"I can't believe they raced at 260 km/hr…then ended up cuddling like puppies."
Mochi stared at Laddu's sleeping face.
Peaceful.Soft.Annoyingly cute.
Mochi (very softly):"He looks… cute."
Maya HEARD IT.
Maya (screaming):"SHE SAID CUTE!! SHE SAID CUTE!!"
Mochi slapped her shoulder aggressively.
Mochi:"STOP— I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT—!"
Candy clapped 👏.
Candy:"Big Brother has his AK-47.Laddu has his Mochi."
Everyone turned toward Mochi at the same time 👀👀👀👀.
She wanted to evaporate.
Mochi:"S-STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
Meanwhile, Laddu continued dreaming happily.
Laddu:"Mochi…don't go…sleep here…"
Mochi turned so red she looked radioactive ☢️.
Maya fainted again.Cousin whispered:
Cousin:"We need to get them married."
Mother nodded calmly.
Mother:"Before they kill us with tension."
Big Brother snored louder.
Big Brother:"AK-47…my one true love…"
Laddu snuggled closer.
Laddu:"Mochi…my one true…"
The rest vanished into a mumble.
Mochi froze.Heart racing 💓.
Mochi:"…I need to go."
She ran to the kitchen to hide her face.
But it was too late.
Everyone knew.Everyone.
☀️ Five Minutes Later — The Awakening
Morning light spilled into the living room again.
Laddu slowly opened his eyes.
Stretched.Yawned.Then noticed something alarming.
Big Brother's arms were still around him.
Laddu blinked.
Laddu:"…Why is this large man using me as body lotion?"
Big Brother cuddled closer, still asleep.
Big Brother (mumbling):"AK-47… don't leave me…"
Laddu pushed him gently.
Laddu:"Sir, I am not a rifle."
Big Brother's eyes snapped open.
Three seconds passed.
Then—
Big Brother:"WHY ARE WE HUGGING?!!"
He jumped back so fast he almost flipped 🤸♂️.
Everyone gasped—
But Laddu didn't.
Instead…
He opened his mouth.
Too wide.
There was a sound.
A shift.
A wrong sound.
CRACK—TUK!
Mochi screamed 😱.Mother covered her eyes.Cousin dropped to her knees laughing and gagging.
Mother:"LADDU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Laddu calmly touched his jaw.
Laddu:"Oh.It dislocated."
Like he had just spilled tea ☕.
Before anyone could react—
He grabbed his jaw with both hands…
And SNAPPED IT BACK.
KRRR—POP!
Maya collapsed.Candy screamed with joy and terror:
Candy:"DO IT AGAIN!!!"
Mochi:"NO!! DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!"
Big Brother stood frozen.
Eyes huge.Body stiff.Soul packing bags.
Big Brother (whispering):"I'm…seeing…horror…first thing in the morning…"
Then—
THUD!
Big Brother fainted.Straight down.
Father sighed deeply.
Father:"This boy survived army training…but not Laddu."
Mother clutched her heart.
Mother:"Poor thing fainted from shock!"
Laddu rotated his jaw twice, checking alignment 🔄.
Laddu:"Yes.All good now."
He walked past everyone.
Sat at the dining table.
Picked up parathas 🫓.
Started eating peacefully.
Mochi stared, hands shaking.
Mochi:"H-how can you just FIX YOUR JAW…and then EAT?!"
Laddu took a bite.
Laddu:"Hunger waits for no man."
Cousin wiped tears.
Cousin:"What species is he?"
Maya nodded seriously.
Maya:"Definitely not human."
Candy sat beside him proudly.
Candy:"My best friend is a superhero."
Mochi stared at Laddu—
Horrified 😨Impressed 😳And, unfortunately…
Very much in love 💗