Candy BURST into the house like a breaking-news reporter on caffeine.
Candy:"MOM! DAD! BIG BRO! EVERYONE!LADDU MADE MY TEACHER STOP HOMEWORK FOREVER!"
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Mother froze mid-step.Father froze mid-breath.Maya screamed.Cousin fell off the sofa.Big Brother dropped his water 🥤.
Mother:"WHAT DID HE DO?!"
Candy puffed her chest proudly.
Candy:"He became my dad.A single father.We cried together.The teacher hugged me.No homework until I die!"
Mochi dragged her hand down her face.
Mochi:"…Laddu.Why are you like this?"
Laddu sat calmly, sipping juice like a king who had just conquered a small nation 👑.
Laddu:"It was strategic communication."
Then—
His eyes slowly drifted toward Mochi.
A spark ignited 🔥.A dangerous spark.
He turned to Candy.
Laddu:"Candy…is your teacher single?"
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Mochi's eyes widened in pure terror.
Mochi:"NO.NO, LADDU.NO QUESTIONS LIKE THAT."
Candy nodded seriously, like she was giving a weather report.
Candy:"She is single.Cute.Hot.And she works and earns more than Moch—"
Mochi:"STOP CALLING YOUR TEACHER HOT!!!"
Candy continued proudly.
Candy:"She even wears lipstick.Want her number?"
Laddu's eyes lit up like Diwali fireworks 🎆.
Laddu:"Yes."
Mochi lunged.
Mochi:"NO CANDY— DON'T—!!"
Too late.
Candy already had her notebook open.
Candy:"I wrote her number here!In case of emergencies."
Maya (laughing):"That is NOT an emergency number—THAT IS A CRIME."
Cousin clapped like an audience member on a reality show 👏.
Cousin:"I SUPPORT THIS CHAOS."
Mochi grabbed Laddu's arm with both hands.
Mochi:"LADDU DON'T YOU DARE—"
But Laddu was already dialing.
Not on the Nokia.
On his smartphone.
He cleared his throat.
And switched voices.
A perfect auntie voice emerged.
Mochi froze in horror.
Mochi:"STOP.WHAT ARE YOU DOING—?!"
📞 Call connected.
Rosy (on phone):"Hello? This is Rosy speaking."
Laddu (female voice):"Hello, is this Teacher Rosy?"
Rosy:"Yes… who is this?"
Laddu (female voice):"This is the Canada Lottery Department!Congratulations, Teacher Rosy—you have WON…ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!"
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EVERYONE LOST IT.
Maya collapsed onto the floor laughing.Cousin hid behind a pillow.Candy started dancing 🕺.Mochi tried to grab the phone but Laddu ran behind the sofa like a criminal.
Rosy (on phone):"Oh my god— REALLY?!I WON?!"
Laddu (female voice):"Yes madam!But to confirm your identity…please shout 'meow meow' loudly."
THE HOUSE STOPPED FUNCTIONING.
Mochi:"LADDU STOP THIS MADNESS—!!"
On the phone, after a pause—
Rosy (serious):"…Meow?"
Laddu shook his head.
Laddu (female voice):"No no!Louder!Proper meow!"
And then—
Through the speaker…
ROSY:"MEOW!!MEOW MEOW!!!MAAAAOOOOOW!!!!"
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Candy rolled on the floor screaming.Cousin screamed into a cushion.Maya ran into the kitchen to laugh privately.Mother covered her face, praying to every god.Father quietly left the house to rethink life choices 🚪.Big Brother froze like a statue witnessing the fall of civilization.
Mochi stood there, soul evaporated.
Mochi:"I'm going to jail.I'm actually going to jail…"
Laddu muted the call, wiping tears of laughter 😭😂.
Laddu:"She meowed.Mission success."
And somewhere in the distance…
Homework cried.Teachers questioned reality.And Mochi wondered how this man had entered her life.