Late evening settled over the house 🌙.Everyone was relaxing peacefully when—
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
A sound no one had ever heard in this house.
Cousin froze 😨.Maya gasped.Candy pointed dramatically like a prophet.
Candy:"That's the Nokia!THE SECRET PHONE IS RINGING!"
All heads snapped toward Laddu.
He pulled out the legendary, indestructible brick 📱—glowing like a divine artifact.
He answered calmly.
Laddu:"Hello, Ma."
The entire family leaned in like spies 🕵️♀️🕵️♂️.Big Brother even peeked from his room.
From the speaker came a loud, emotional voice that shook the sofa.
Laddu's Mother (on phone):"BETA!When will you get married?!Do you want me to DIE waiting?!"
💀💀💀
Mochi's soul left her body.Cousin covered her mouth.Maya whispered in horror:
Maya:"Indian moms don't talk—they ATTACK."
Laddu sighed like this was his daily workout.
Laddu:"Ma, please don't die.I'm busy."
Mother (on phone):"BUSY?!You can be busy after marriage also!A very nice girl is waiting!She cooks! She cleans!She folds blankets!She even milks cows!"
Candy (screaming):"A COW-MILKING GIRL?!THAT'S HIS TYPE!!"
Mochi went pale.
Mochi:"W-wait…he's considering this?!"
The emotional blackmail escalated.
Mother (on phone):"If you don't say yes, I will cry!I will faint!I will stop eating!Your father will blame me!Buffalo will also blame me!WHO WILL FEED THE COW?!"
Laddu rubbed his forehead.
Laddu:"Ma… calm down.I'm in the middle of something."
Mother (on phone):"YES OR NO?!Will you marry this girl or not?!"
The house went silent.
Even Big Brother stepped out like a horror-movie ghost 👻.
Mochi swallowed hard.
And then—
Laddu:"Ma… hold on."
He muted the phone.
Turned to Mochi.
Looked straight at her.
Laddu:"Mochi… what do you think?Should I say yes?Because being single is difficult."
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Mochi's heart stopped.
Mochi:"…W-why are you asking me?"
Laddu:"You're the one who matters."
Maya slapped Cousin's arm.
Maya:"HE SAID IT—HE SAID THE LINE—"
Cousin:"MARRIAGE ARC UNLOCKED!!"
Candy climbed onto the sofa.
Candy:"MOCHI SAVE HIM FROM RANDOM COW GIRL!"
Laddu waited.
Calm.Serious.Soft.
Laddu:"If I stay single, it's lonely.Annoying.And Ma keeps threatening hunger strikes."
Mochi:"But… you can't just marry someone random!"
Laddu:"That's why I asked you."
Her voice shook.
Mochi:"S-so… what do you want, Laddu?"
He leaned closer.
Lowered his voice.
Laddu:"I want your answerbefore I say no."
Mochi froze.
Mochi:"You were going to say NO?!"
Laddu:"Of course.Why would I marry someone else…when someone I like is right here?"
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Maya fainted.Cousin screamed.Candy cheered.Big Brother slammed his door 🚪.
Mochi's entire face turned pink.
Mochi:"…I-I thinkyou should say no."
Laddu unmuted the phone.
Laddu:"Ma, no.I'm not marrying her."
Mother (on phone):"WHAT?! I WILL DIE—"
Laddu:"No you won't.I'll call later."
Click.
He slipped the Nokia back into his pocket.
Looked at Mochi.
Soft smile.Warm eyes.
Laddu:"Thank you."
Mochi:"For… what?"
Laddu:"For answering like a future wife."
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Mochi screamed into her hands.Cousin ran laps.Maya whispered:
Maya:"The confession arc has begun."
🍳 Breakfast: Part Two of the Disaster
Morning arrived with chaos as usual ☀️.
Big Brother sat stiffly, afraid of food.Candy hummed, drawing superheroes.Maya and Cousin whispered gossip.Mochi avoided Laddu's eyes.Laddu looked too relaxed.
Suddenly—
Laddu:"Aunty, I want to ask something important."
Everyone froze.
Mother:"Yes, son?"
Laddu:"If two people go on dates…are they boyfriend and girlfriend?"
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Mochi choked on tea ☕.Cousin screamed silently.Maya slapped the table.Big Brother lifted his head slowly.
Mother:"If they agree, then yes.Dates usually mean they're together."
Cousin (whispering):"HE ASKED THE MOTHER DIRECTLY."
Mochi burned.
Mochi:"W-why are you asking that?!"
Mother smiled teasingly.
Mother:"Actually…my friend has a very cute daughter—"
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Candy:"My TEACHER is also very cute!"
Maya:"Candy is offering sacrifices."
Laddu sighed dramatically.
Laddu:"It is very hard to be single…when you are cute."
THE ROOM EXPLODED 🤯.
Candy:"You are cute like a panda!"
Maya:"HIS CONFIDENCE IS FLOATING AWAY!"
Mochi muttered:
Mochi:"You're not that cute."
Laddu stepped closer.
Laddu:"You think so?"
Mochi panicked.
Mochi:"STOP ASKING!"
Candy:"THEY ARE DATING!"
Laddu (casually):"Then maybe we should start."
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🎒 PTM: The Final Boss Appears
Candy suddenly clutched her school bag like a bomb 💣.
Candy:"Laddu… today is my PTM."
SILENCE.
Maya:"No.This school is not ready."
Candy grabbed Laddu's arm.
Candy:"Please come!Be the parent today!"
Mochi panicked.
Mochi:"LADDU— DON'T—"
Laddu placed a hand on Candy's head.
Laddu:"Don't worry.I will make sureyour teacher never gives homework again."
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Maya:"DO NOT THREATEN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM!"
Big Brother:"…You can't bully teachers."
Candy:"Yes you can!"
Laddu:"Homework dies today."
Mochi collapsed.
Mochi:"This will be the most dangerous PTM in history."
Candy grabbed Laddu's hand like a warrior 🗡️.
Candy:"Today…we fight for freedom."
Laddu:"Victory to the children."
They walked out.
Mochi buried her face.
Mochi:"I'm scared…"
Big Brother:"I'm scared too."
Mother folded her hands 🙏.
Mother:"God bless that teacher."