I leave in a reality Steam where being reincarnated is considered the norm.
But that doesn't concern me I live my life as an orphan who trades to meet end needs.
I have no family, my life is peaceful and boring
I usually trade and play games all day long while holed up in my apartment.
I try my best to live a normal life and avoid being isekaied by The Isekai god's surbodinates like , the moving truck , the whisper angel , the gaming notification , novel interpreter , etc.
I find no pleasure in being isekaied it just feels so dull.
Anyways am Derk Herge , and an orphan , a trader , a gaming freak and a down to the bone ambivert.
"Oh , I forgot to get groceries" Derk said as he hurriedly left his apartment
It's 10 pm I hope the convenience store is still open
It seems today is my lucky day , they are still opened , time to get what I need.
Now , am done shopping time to head home
"Derk , Derk " said Kris waving her hand.
Oh Kris , how are you doing , I asked
Am good she replied , I haven't seenyoh for a few days now.
I have been working none stop , I replied
So did you hear , mark , just got isekaied , yesterday , lucky him right
I don't know , it's none mine of my business, I replied as I waved her goodbye
Ahhh finally , I have arrived at my apartment,
Time to get cooking .
After a while I was done eating
Time to go to bed
I woke up the next morning , where the fuck am I, is this some kind of prank
[ Bing!!, congratulations Derk Herge you have been isekaied.]
The fuck, what the hell happened
[Bing!! ,You died of over exhaustion]
Over exhaustion?? ,I was perfectly fine and relaxed when I went to bed.
A bloody desert is my starting point
Some Shity isekai journey ,huh??
[Bing!!, would you like to check out the skills and talents you have acquired]
Isekai godddddd, am gonna fucking kill you.
System , where am I
[Bing!!!,The name's yon and you are in the subrant desert of the world of magarie]
Some attitude you got, following the normal isekai pattern there's supposed to be town nearby , right??.
[Bing!!, no Derk there's no town for the next 1000 miles]
Hell no , yon bring up my info box or whatever it's called.
[Bing!!!, it's called status and here you go]
[ Innate talent, fruit exchange]
✓Skills:
[ Fruit mix, lvl 1]
[ Chop,lvl 1]
[ Fruit bags, lvl 1]
[ Anti-toxicity, lvl 1]
Stats
[Defense: 1 ]
[Strength:1]
[Speed: 1]
[Mana : 10]
[ Hp: 300]
So , I got reincarnated against my will by some stupid and greedy god , then I got dumped in some abandoned desert and now the skills and stats I started off with are absolute trash
That isekai God is so dead
I began to wander the desert looking
For a place to rest , while eating the spoilt fruit from my fruit bag
Is that a desert worm , no , no , no , nooooooo
I can't die before I kill that bastard who ruined my peaceful life I bet this is so entertaining for him to watch
I ran , ran and ran but the desert worm keeps on catching up
I must keep running even tho am on my last breath
Huh , I just tripped on freaking stone
I then fell inside a sink hole
Where the fuck is this , is this a tomb or something
But gladly I outran the desert worm or should I say out fell lol
Lemme check this place out
Is that a ring ??, and why is it hanged On a stone hand , it looks weird
Yon , do I have an appraisal skill or maybe you can appraise it , you can at least do that right?? Pls don't be totally useless to me
[Bing!!! , that was rude , I have an appraisal function]
That's nice now appraise it
[Bing!!! , origin unknown, caution: do not approach ]
Lol , my day can't get any worse
I wore it and suddenly I heard a voice
[Bing!!!!, isekai in built system yon overwritten , master would you like to activate the unknown system ]
[ Yes/No]
I don't know what the hell is going on but it's certainly worth a try since it's at least has some manners
Yes
[Bing , unknown system activatd master please give me and the system a name]
Uhmmm, your Name will be Remax and the the system's name will be " The isekai god killer System"
[ Bing!!!, names registered]
[Chose a set of clothins derk , the clothes you are wearing now are inappropriate]
Just give me a hoodie , sweat pants , a phone, a pair of sneakers and headset.
[Bing Items materiaized]
[Bing !!, The isekai God killer System is now activating , 0....30....70. ..99...100]
[ Bing!!!, innate talent: the all knowing creator]
✓Skills
[ Bing !!! , full bringer, lvl 1 ]
[ Bing!!!, reality manipulation,lvl 1]
[ Bing!!!, Interconnection, lvl 20]
[Bing!!!, essence and presence concealment, maxed out]
[Bing!!! , supreme sight, lvl 50]
[Bing!!!, dransist teleportation, lvl 10]
That's enough for now Remax
[ Request acknowledged]
✓ Stats
[ Defense , 500,000 ]
[Strength, 1000,000]
[Speed, 20,000]
[Hp,10,000,000]
Now this is way nicer
Let's go kill a freaking god Remax!!!!!