Morgan Growing Attached to Loki (Uncle Mischief)
It started innocently.
Loki would visit the Stark Lake House specifically to mock Tony, steal Pepper's cookies, and watch Roy interact with the world like a walking cheat code.
One day, Morgan saw Loki's green magic sparkles for the first time.
Her eyes widened.
Her little hands reached out.
Loki (smirking):
"Oh? You like that, tiny mortal?"
He conjured a miniature illusion — a small green butterfly made of seidr.
Morgan squealed.
Loki froze.
Loki:
"…She squealed at me?"
Pepper: smiling warmly
Tony: horrified
And that is how it began.
Morgan → Loki: "Green Sparkle Man."
Morgan couldn't say "Loki," yet.
So she called him:
"Gweeeh-Spahko-Man!"
(green sparkle man)
Loki nearly ascended from pride.
Loki (dramatic):
"She has named me.
Tony, she has granted me a title."
Tony:
"It's not a title, it's a baby sound—"
Loki:
"You're jealous."
Tony:
"I AM NOT JEALOUS OF A BABY SAYING SPARKLE MAN!"
Roy laughed in the background.
Morgan's Mischief Begins
Morgan learned that when she tapped Loki's shoulder, he would create a small spark of harmless magic for her.
So she did it.
All day.
She followed him around like a duckling.
Loki pretended to hate it.
Loki actually adored it.
He even started teaching her tiny illusion games like:
making butterflies creating floating sparkles turning Roy's hair blue for ten seconds (Morgan loved this)
Tony:
"STOP TEACHING MY DAUGHTER MAGIC!"
Loki:
"She learns quickly. Unlike you."
Tony: stabbed emotionally
Morgan Falls Asleep on Loki
One afternoon, Morgan crawled into Loki's lap and just… fell asleep.
Loki stared down at her like someone handed him the universe.
Even his illusions faded softly around them.
Loki (whispering):
"…She trusts me."
Roy:
"Told you. She likes tricksters."
Tony:
"WHY DOES MY DAUGHTER BOND WITH THE 'TRICKSTER GOD' BEFORE HER OWN FATHER!?"
Loki, smirking:
"Maybe because she senses competence."
Tony needed therapy.
Pepper brought cookies.
Roy Babysitting Morgan Alone
Tony's Jealousy: MULTIVERSE LEVEL
One day Tony and Pepper had a CEO meeting and needed someone to watch Morgan.
Pepper trusted Roy.
Tony protested but got outvoted 2 to 1.
Roy Babysits Morgan
Morgan was thrilled.
The moment Roy picked her up, she hugged his hair like it was her personal rope.
Roy carried her around the mansion while she played with tiny rune sparks he safely created.
Morgan discovered:
Roy's hair = best toy
Tony's hair?
Morgan: meh
Roy's aura = warm blanket
She fell asleep drooling on his shirt.
Roy didn't even care.
Roy's shadow army = best entertainment
He summoned Beru (small version).
Morgan:
"BUGGYYYY!"
Beru respectfully bowed to his godfather's goddaughter.
Beru:
"Small Master."
Tony would've fainted.
Morgan rode on Beru's head like a tiny queen.
Roy feeding Morgan
He fed her baby food.
Morgan tried to feed Roy back.
Roy actually let her smush applesauce on his face.
Grayfia was in the corner with a cloth, sighing fondly.
Roy teaching her tiny harmless illusions
Morgan learned:
how to make a tiny glowing ball how to summon harmless sparkles how to grab Roy's nose and drag him around like a pet
Loki was proud.
Tony would not be.
Tony Comes Home and Sees—
Tony opened the door…
And found:
Morgan riding on Roy's shoulders Beru carrying a basket of her toys Grayfia and Velgrynd documenting everything because "this is historical behavior" Morgan tugging Roy's cheeks lovingly Roy laughing, completely unbothered Loki teaching her "Mischief Rule #1"
Tony died inside.
Morgan's First Words When She Saw Tony
She pointed at him.
Then pointed at Roy.
And said:
"Wo!"
(her baby version of "Roy")
Not "Papa."
Not "Dada."
"Wo."
Tony:
Tony:
"…She called him before she called me."
He collapsed on the couch dramatically.
Loki clapped like it was a theatre show.
Roy tried not to laugh.
Pepper sighed.
Morgan just giggled.
Tony's Jealousy: Officially Confirmed
After putting Morgan to sleep:
Tony:
"I am NOT jealous! This is fine! Totally fine! I'm a grown man! I'm—"
Morgan, half-asleep, reached out to Roy and mumbled:
"Wo…"
Tony: broken
Pepper: holding laughter
Roy: patting Tony's shoulder gently
Loki:
"Jealousy suits you, Stark."
Tony's Final Declaration
Tony:
"That's it.
I'm taking her to engineering classes tomorrow.
I'm gonna be her favorite.
Over you, over Loki, over your 900 dragon wives.
Just watch."
Roy:
"…Tony, I don't have 900."
Loki:
"Give him six months."