The town of Haxbfg had many mysteries:
Why does the WiFi die only during assignments?
Why do aunties gossip like they get paid for it?
And most importantly…
Why does Mother Theresa roam the forest at 2 A.M. like a Final Boss?
People assumed she was holy,peaceful and pure but NAHHH.
She was an alien shapeshifter whose real form looked like a beauty blender mixed with a Komodo dragon.
She came to Earth to evaluate "human compassion," but after observing the internet for five minutes, she switched to Plan B:
Invade the planet
One confused teenager at a time.