Fury quietly called Deadpool and handed him a USB, giving orders.
"Eleanor, I want you to bring the data from the Lemurian Star ship. It's important, so don't worry about other tasks! And since this is confidential, don't let the other agents find out."
"Just trust me, Director."
He winked.
Deadpool winked at Fury.
"Well... I believe you since Cassian recommended you."
Fury didn't seem too pleased, but with my recommendation, he decided to trust and use Deadpool. Deadpool hid the USB well and was deployed to the rescue operation of the Lemurian Star ship. This operation was handled by Captain, Deadpool, and the Strike Team led by 'Brock Rumlow', and the current situation was explained by Rumlow as they moved in the Quinjet.
"The target is the mobile satellite launch ship Lemurian Star, kidnapped by pirates just before launching the last satellite."
Captain, who was listening to the explanation, asked.
"What are they demanding?"
"1.5 billion dollars."
"Why so much?"
"They know it's a S.H.I.E.L.D. ship."
"I see. How many pirates?"
Rumlow operated the screen to show photos and continued the explanation.
"25. This guy is the leader, 'Georges Batroc'."
"Hostages?"
"Mostly technicians, and the person in charge, 'Jasper Sitwell', is locked in the kitchen."
Seeming to have gathered enough information, Captain explained the plan.
"Then the plan is for me and Eleanor to quietly take out the enemies on the deck, and the team members to secure the deck..."
While Captain was explaining the plan, I showed Deadpool the location of the server room, routes, and enemy positions in 3D holographic video.
"You need to go here. It'll take time, so don't worry about anything else and just go plug in the USB; I'll extract the data myself."
Deadpool nodded quietly as if understanding. When Captain finished explaining, everyone prepared and got ready to jump from the Quinjet.
"Then see you below."
Saying that, Captain jumped from the Quinjet. Then, one Strike Team member asked Rumlow.
"Did he put on a parachute?"
"No."
Then Deadpool said.
"I'm going too."
Saying that, Deadpool also jumped from the Quinjet. Then Rumlow saw that Deadpool didn't have a parachute either and urgently shouted.
"Eleanor! Parachute! Dammit..."
I also said urgently.
"Hey! You should put on a parachute before jumping!"
-Captain is starting off so coolly, I can't fall behind!
"You idiot! Captain is a super-soldier! It's really high up here! Even if you fall into the sea, it's like falling from the 15th floor onto concrete without a parachute!"
-What? Really!?
Deadpool, who had been falling for a while, landed in the sea near the target ship.
Splash! Crack!
Just as expected, the sound of Deadpool's bones breaking was vividly heard. It was painful even for me to hear.
-Gah! My pelvic bone!
"This is insane... Can you swim?"
-Wait a sec... Let me pull out the thigh bone that went into my pelvis.
"..."
Deadpool groaned in the sea, adjusted his thigh bone back into place, and slowly swam towards the ship. Seeing this, the healing factor was really cheat-like.
-Whew~ The first dildo I used after becoming a woman is my own thigh bone? How thrilling!
"Stop with the weird talk and focus on the mission!"
-Yeah, yeah~
From the ship, the sound of Captain fighting could be heard for a while. In the meantime, Deadpool quietly moved to the server room and plugged the USB into the computer as I instructed.
-Like this? Easy!
I quickly hacked remotely and stored all the secrets into the USB.
"I'm storing the secrets into the USB, so it'll take time; wait there."
-Got it. But you know, since I became a woman and have periods, does that mean I can get pregnant?
"Yes, you can. Your body is now completely female."
-Then I should be careful when having sex.
"Don't tell me you want to try being penetrated by a man?"
-Well... Since I've become a woman, once in a while...
"Sigh... Let's not talk about this..."
Should I say this is typical Deadpool... I'm not sure if this is leading to something else. While exchanging such ridiculous conversations with Deadpool, an urgent contact came from Captain.
-Eleanor, I lost Batroc. Eleanor?
Hearing that, Deadpool asked me.
-Hey, what should I do?
"Just ignore it. Then Captain will come and question you. At that time, just say this is your mission. That should be enough hint for Captain to figure it out on his own."
-Alright. But is it necessary to go according to the original history? You could just tell him. Like, HYDRA is your mother or something.
"What if it changes to a future we can't handle?"
-That's true.
Then, as expected, Captain pushed Batroc as a shield, broke into the server room door, and punched Batroc in the face, knocking him out.
Thud!
Seeing that, Deadpool said to Captain as planned.
"Oops! Caught red-handed! What to do~"
Deadpool was terrible at acting.
"What are you doing here?"
"Hard backup."
Then Captain approached Deadpool and checked the computer.
"You're gathering S.H.I.E.L.D. information. Our mission is hostage rescue."
"No, that's your mission. My mission is this."
When I gave the signal that the storage was complete, Deadpool took the USB.
"Who ordered you? Director Fury?"
"I can't say. You know how it is in this line of work."
In the meantime, Batroc woke up, suddenly got up, ran away, and threw a grenade at Captain. Then Captain urgently hugged Deadpool, broke through the window to the next room, and avoided the explosion.
Boom!!
"Wow~ You protected me? I'm thrilled?"
Captain looked at Deadpool incredulously and said.
"Looking at you, I feel like I've seen you somewhere before."
At that, Deadpool panicked and said.
"W-what, where else would you find a beauty as pretty as me?"
"Seriously... Saying that with your own mouth."
Then, word came from Rumlow that they had re-secured the pirates and safely rescued the hostages. However, Batroc was ultimately not caught. After wrapping up the ship's affairs and returning to S.H.I.E.L.D. via Quinjet, Deadpool immediately handed the information-filled USB to Fury.
"As expected, worthy of Cassian's recommendation."
"Thank you, Director. But since there was a lot of data, it took time, and Captain found out."
Hearing that, Fury thought for a moment and said.
"Can't be helped. I'll handle that, anyway, good work."
"Then, I'll go rest a bit."
"Good, and keep your communication open always."
"Yes~"
Thus, the day ended. It seemed to be flowing well according to the original. Captain will share the Project Insight plan with Fury. But Deadpool grumbled a bit. He didn't seem to like how Fury used people.
-Now I understand why Natasha appeared in S.H.I.E.L.D. and her personality and expression improved.
"Right? Fury is a bit harsh in how he uses people."
-Yeah, jokes don't land, totally boring.
Deadpool pointed out that Fury was boring and stiff. It seemed a bit different from what I thought, but it probably didn't matter, so I let it go.
The next day, while Deadpool was resting, I was checking the regular version Talaria camping cars. I made six in total, put two in the inventory, three for use at the Avengers base. The driving method was the same as the existing Talaria, so the members should have no problem using them.
And the remaining one, I planned to keep as a spare in the lab. I also didn't forget to go to Jotunheim to check. Since it was the same year, I didn't know when things would blow up. I couldn't let the Power Stone fall into Thanos's hands.
While spending time like that, word came that Fury had been sniped and was on the brink of death. Deadpool urgently moved to the hospital. There, Captain and Maria Hill were already there, watching Fury's surgery from another room.
I told Deadpool to ask what happened.
"What happened?"
"Nick Fury came to our house and was sniped. The perpetrator was very fast and strong. One arm was made of steel."
As in the original, Fury seemed to have realized there was another force in S.H.I.E.L.D. and was trying to inform Captain when he was assassinated.
Then, from inside the operating room, the urgent voices of doctors could be heard.
"Blood pressure is dropping."
"Prepare the defibrillator!"
"Three, two, one, clear!"
Thud!
"Pulse?"
"None."
"Once more, raise it to 200 this time!"
Thud!
"Pulse?"
"None."
The doctors finally shook their heads. It was a sign of death. Captain eventually couldn't watch till the end and went outside. Deadpool, knowing that Fury was faking it, just watched for a bit and came out. Then, outside, he saw Captain hiding something in the vending machine.
-Hiding it so openly?
"Well, since we know what's going to happen, maybe our eyes are drawn to it?"
-Is that so?
Captain hid the USB in the vending machine like that and seemed to move to S.H.I.E.L.D. as called by Rumlow.
"Anyway, get that."
-Ah~ Damn! Why grape flavor! Strawberry is better for gum...
"Stop with the Thanos head-popping talk and just pull it out."
-Ohoho~ That joke was pretty good~
Deadpool kept pulling out grape-flavored gum and retrieved the USB.
-Then, now we just wait, right?
"That's right."
-I'm bored...
"I'll send you the Talaria camping car, so why don't you rest there? I made it in camping car version this time. I'll watch for Captain coming."
-When did you make something like that? Anyway, good! I thought I had to keep playing corpse in the hospital.
"I'll send some equipment too."
-Pack a PlayStation too.
"Seriously, alright."
I immediately packed food, PlayStation, equipment, etc., into the Talaria camping car and sent it remotely to where Deadpool was.
"I sent it to the hospital back alley, so sneak in and rest there. Don't turn off stealth mode. If it catches people's eyes, HYDRA might notice."
-Got it. Keep a good watch for when Captain comes.
Actually, I wasn't the one watching. Minerva was tracking Captain's movements, so if Captain came near the hospital, she would inform me.
[Master, Captain has been issued a warrant from S.H.I.E.L.D. They informed us of that fact too.]
"Keep it a secret from the members for now."
[Understood, Master.]
I immediately informed Deadpool, who was gaming in the camping car, of this fact.
-Then, he'll come soon, right?
"Don't know, he might stop somewhere. Anyway, be prepared."
-What's there to prepare? I'll just keep gaming. Let me know when he's near.
Due to Deadpool's laid-back nature, I didn't say much else. As time passed, Minerva informed me that Captain was coming to the hospital.
"Hey! He's coming!"
-Ah! I was about to reach the boss... Damn! Save... save...
"Hey! Prepare quickly, he's coming."
Deadpool got out of the vehicle and hurriedly went up to the hospital. Then, he saw Captain looking for the USB in the vending machine.
"Darling, what are you looking for?"
At that, Captain pushed Deadpool against the wall and asked with a fierce face.
Thud!
"Where's the USB?"
"Whoa... If you dash in so intensely, I get nervous. I need time to prepare my heart too."
"Don't joke around!"
"Seriously... In a safe place."
"What on earth is the information contained in it?"
"I don't know either, I just did as I was told."
"By whom?"
"That... well..."
As Deadpool hesitated, I said to Deadpool.
-Just say I ordered it.
"Right, Cassian ordered it! To help Fury!"
"What? Why would Cassian?"
I quickly wrote the lines and displayed them on Deadpool's HUD.
"Cassian has known for a while that S.H.I.E.L.D. was suspicious, so he sent me to S.H.I.E.L.D. The Director agreed to this too."
"Prove it."
Captain wanted proof. From Captain's perspective, it's understandable since S.H.I.E.L.D. is in such a state that no one can be trusted now.
-Show him the Talaria, that should do.
"Follow me."
Captain and Deadpool came out of the hospital and boarded the Talaria camping car.
"It's real... Only Cassian or Tony could make something like this."
Deadpool showed the USB and said.
"And you know, he said to help you too."
"I see."
I wrote the lines for Deadpool.
"This USB is tracked, so S.H.I.E.L.D. will know as soon as it boots up. Plus, we don't know what virus it contains. So we can't analyze it here. If the Talaria gets damaged or attacked, we'll only lose a precious means of transportation."
"Then, where should we check the USB?"
"Let's go to a department store computer section. There are lots of people there, so it'll be easy to hide."
"Good."
Deadpool and Captain moved to a nearby department store in the Talaria and went to the computer section. So far, things were being guided well as I wanted without major issues.