"It's been a while, how's auntie?" Izuku asked as he fished out a certain cigarette.
"She's doing ok, she gets down every now and then when she sees that ass hole on the tv." He took the cigarette that was labeled with spicy death. He lit up his palm and pressed the cigarette to his palm a small plume of smoke rising.
"The agency's had a run in with Overhaul, shitty hair got shot with a bullet that was supposed to erase his quirk. There starting to buckle down on the yakuza. If you're going to do anything it better be soon." Bakugo said as he took a drag, talking calmly was a strange occurrence for him but he enjoyed it when he was with Izuku a guy who you could confide in and would die before revealing your secrets. What happened to his mom was terrible so if he ever needed help hiding a flaming trash can body he gladly would.
"Thanks, we're going to get the deets tomorrow and then raid it, we're going to take the girl with us so if you see a new face around here don't be surprised." Izuku said as he pulled a crate of non alcoholic drinks and a crate of alcoholic ones and walking out the door Bakugo following him. Drooping the adult drinks off at there tables he went over to the students and dropped them off.
"Enjoy, these are free of charge." Izuku said as he saw Tsu and a girl with radicals trying to get an older girl long black hair to try the cigarette.
"Thanks Izu! Can you do the thing though?" She seemed almost giddy as Izuku rolled his eyes.
"I am not doing the thing." Izuku said as he flopped down next to her as a blonde dude and guy with weird elbows passed out the drinks. They were fruit drinks that tasted like alcohol but nearly had a percent of the stuff.
"What's the thing? Also who did you two meet? I have got to get details." The pink girl walked over from her table as the red head tried Bakugos cig and started dying.
"It's nothing, and I met her two years ago, I saved her from some thugs trying to catch a quick buck." Izuku said as he pulled a drag and blew it into a perfect circle.
"He turned them into fish then fed them to a street cat." Ochako said happily and imitated the fish with her hands.
"What! You can't… do that… it's… illegal…" Ida tried to shout but slumped over his table and Izuku gave a look at the fruit drinks in his hands then to his class.
"Those have nearly one percent alcohol how drunk can he get?" Izuku said incredulous and a few people shrugged.
"Also didn't you try to kill stain? Who are you talking to?" Izuku said after a moment.
"He didn't deny the fish part." A big guy with six arms said and the bird boy nodded.
"It wasn't… murder… if it didn't work…" ida slurred into the table.
"No that's attempted murder." Izuku said confused he was actually kinda insulted that he didn't even know the name of the crime he committed.
The guy with weird elbows tried Bakugos cig and died as well.
"Oh shit I should probably go stop that." Izuku said as he noticed Midnight standing on one of the tables starting to dance while taking her clothes off.
"If you do that you have to do the thing." Ochako said as she swung her legs up and onto his legs trapping him.
"Come on, half the guys here will drop dead and any of the girls who are bi will mob me." Izuku complained pinching her thigh lightly. She only blushed and shoved her high heeled feet into his face. She wore a pink dress that had a bow on the back with her hair down, her high heels were black and she wore a neckless that Izuku had gotten for her. It was silver with onex stones outlining a diamond.
Midnight was not starting to strip off her bra as the parents started cheering and throwing money.
"Ugh, fine I'll do the thing. Now get these fine legs off me or I start biting." He shoved her legs off while she cheered and started gathering some of the girls together and grabbing there phones. Izuku made his way over and gave Dabi a side eye.
"Isn't your job to deal with stuff like this?" He gestured to the bow twerking Midnight and topless.
"Yes but from the way she was looking at me earlier we might have ended up in one of the bedrooms." Dabi smirked and Izuku chuckled he walked over as he saw the camera lights from the student behind him. Looking up at the twerking Midnight then at the yelling parents he sighed and waved his hand. They all paused and were suddenly sober, Midnight was now realizing she was twerking infront of a bunch of teenager who weren't yet eighteen. Mic threw a jacket at Midnight got down blushing up a storm. A rat then stood up on the table seeming to have never even been drunk.
"You know for a modified rat they gave you quite the bladder." Izuku said dryly as Nezu grinned and waved a bottle of very expensive wine.
"It's free wine! And I get to drink as much of it as I want. Why wouldn't I take this opportunity?"
"The only reason your here is so that you can get your teachers drunk so that they sign a contract selling there souls then? Is that what Ian hearing?" Izuku replied dryly and Nezu cackled while the teachers paled. Izuku turned to the parents and bowed.
"Thank you for your visit, I apologize but it's time to leave, somehow one of your students got drunk on a drink that is designed to not get you drunk but oh well. If the the urrarakas would like to stay I believe we have some personal matters to attend to." Izuku stood up smiled and then went back to the students and flopping down as the parents took there time to clean up.
Ochako leaned on him as he wrapped his arm around her and she looked up to him in anticipation. He sighed and smiled, throwing an arm around Tsu and pulling her close he held his cig in his mouth and waved a hand. Cameras were filming as Izuku suddenly grew large breast, his figure slimmed into an elegant hourglass figure and his hair grew out turning silky as his face grew softer but no less commanding looking like a proper dominatrix. He crossed his legs as his chest nearly broke his shirt and several of the more perverted guys passed out while Tsu and several other girls blushed but did not look away.
"Well, don't we have some brave girls? Any body up for a fight?" Female Izuku asked in a sultry tone as Ochako snuggled into his breasts.
"In a fight right?" The invisible girl asked and Izuku turned a sultry gaze at her. And grinned seductively.
"Right?" she tried to rasure her self but the rising heat in her said otherwise.
Izuku waved his hand again and his body went back to normal.
"Its about time to close so I suggest you get cleaned up and someone grab engine legs cause he's drunker than a sailor." Izuku was still confused at the Ida family they could either hold an enormous amount of drink or none.
The kids who tried Bakugo's cigarette were rising like the dead and Bakugo was shouting at them to get up. Ear jacks and princess were rounding up the still blushing girls and all hovering around a phone. Tsu and Dabi's brother were still sitting down watching Izuku as Ochako asleep on his chest.
"You know most people ask questions to get info, people normally use the silent treatment when interrogation is in order." Izuku said amused and Tsu cracked a smile while Todoroki just nodded.
"I wanted to ask how someone our age owns a pretty popular bar like this." Todoroki asked and Izuku raised an eyebrow
"Whats with the sudden question?" Izuku asked and Tsu sighed when Todoroki got a gleam in his eye. He snatched out a notebook from nowhere and started flipping.
"I have a few theories, and I was theorizing about who Urraraka was dateing. A few were with the villain True Order or a black-market salesman." Izuku raised an eyebrow at the seeming non-sense theories that were surprisingly right.
"Sorry about that, Kero. He got a big head when it came out that Shinso was Aizawa's adopted kid. He's been going on about every theory like its his last. Kero." Tsu said and Todoroki gave her a baleful look.
"Yo have to admit that my father definitely has crimes that have been covered up by the HPSC, the evidence is all there." he said and a dark smile grew in his face.
"Now that I agree with, if you ever need some training with your fire Ice pat then I know a guy. Also I was able to start this small business because I needed to grow up. The world was ent going to wait for me." Izuku gave a sad smile then got up carrying Ochako in a princess carry. The other two nodded and got up leaving with their classmates. He went to one of the couches and placed her down then turned to the parents who were now suddenly in front of him. The father seemed to be trying to intimidate him by flexing his admittedly very muscular arms. And the mother was folding her hands over each other in a nervous tick.
"Hi there, I am the guy your daughter had been dating." he bowed to them which seemed to surprise them.
"Wait? What… I thought you?" the mother seemed to sputter and the father just seemed stunned.
"Yeah, most of it is an act to put people on edge but its still me just I am normally more relaxed." he gave them a smile as he put out his cigarette in a near by bin.
"So if you have any questions I am sure I can answer them." Izuku then looked to the father and raises an eyebrow.
"Well- erherm- yes, can you protect my daughter?" he asked and Ochako rolled her eyes.
"He can literally pull then moon down on top of us if he wanted… he can easily protect me." the gaping look on her fathers face made him smile.
"Even so your daughter can handle herself, I don't know what she's been telling you but I have been helping her train and she can easily take away the gravity of a building." the now betrawed look on her parents faces made him laugh as Ochako started swatting him from the couch.
"Ochako dear… are you really happy?" her mother asked and all eyes went to the girl lounging on the couch.
"Yeah mom I am, Izuku is the one who has been helping us financially. Its part of the reason we met." she smiled happily at her mom who finally smiled as well.