'Hope Ellie didn't take it too hard,' Jud Crandall said that night, and not
for the first time Louis thought that the man had a peculiar—and rather
uncomfortable—ability to put his finger gently on whatever the sore spot was.
He and Jud and Norma Crandall now sat on the Crandalls' porch in the cool of
the evening, drinking iced tea instead of beer. On 15, going-home-after-theweekend traffic was fairly heavy; people recognizing that every good late-summer
weekend now might be the last one, Louis supposed. Tomorrow he took up his full
duties at the U of M infirmary. All day yesterday and today students had been
arriving, filling apartments in Orono and dorms on campus, making beds,
renewing acquaintances, and no doubt groaning over another year of eight o'clock
classes and commons food. Rachel had continued to be cool to him—no, freezing
was more like it—and when he went back across the road tonight he knew that
she would already be in bed, Gage sleeping with her more than likely, the two of
them so far over to her side that the baby would be in danger of falling off. His half
of the bed would have grown to three quarters, all of it looking like a big, sterile
desert.
'I said I hoped—'
'Sorry,' Louis said. 'Woolgathering. She was a little upset, yeah. How did you
guess that?'
'Seen 'em come and go, like I said.' Jud took his wife's hand gently, and grinned
at her. 'Haven't we, dear?'
'Packs and packs of them,' Norma Crandall said. 'We love the children.'
'Sometimes that pet cemetery is their first eyeball-to-eyeball with death,' Jud
said. 'They see people die on TV, but they know that's pretend, like the old
Westerns they used to have at the movies on Saturday afternoons. On TV and in
the Western movies they just hold their stomachs or their chests and fall over.
Place up on that hill seems a lot more real to most of 'em than all those movies
and TV shows put together, don't you know.'
Louis nodded, thinking: Tell my wife that, why don't you.
'Some kids it don't affect at all, at least not so you can see it, although I'd guess
most of 'em kinda… kinda take it home in their pockets to look over later, like all
the other stuff they collect. Most of 'em are fine. But some… you remember the
little Symonds boy, Norma?'
She nodded. Ice chattered softly in the glass she held. Her glasses hung on her
chest, and the headlights of a passing car illuminated the chain briefly. 'He had
such nightmares,' she said. 'Dreams about corpses coming out of the ground and I
don't know whatall. Then his dog died—ate some poisoned bait was all anyone in
town could figure, wasn't it, Jud?'
'Poison bait,' Jud said, nodding. 'That's what most people thought, ayuh. That
was 1925. Billy Symonds was maybe ten then. Went on to become a State Senator.
Ran for the US House of Representatives later on, but he lost. That was just before
Korea.'
'He and some of his friends had a funeral for the dog,' Norma remembered. 'It
was just a mongrel, but he loved it well. I remember his parents were a little
against the burying, because of the bad dreams and all, but it went off fine. Two of
the bigger boys made a coffin, didn't they, Jud?'
Jud nodded and drained his iced tea. 'Dean and Dana Hall,' he said. 'Them and
that other kid Billy chummed with—I can't remember his first name, but I'm sure
he was one of the Bowie kids. You remember the Bowies that used to live up on
Middle Drive in the old Brochette house, Norma?'
'Yes!' Norma said, as excited as if it had happened yesterday, and perhaps in
her mind, it seemed that way. 'It was a Bowie! Alan, or Burt—'
'Or maybe it was Kendall,' Jud agreed. 'Anyways, I remember they had a pretty
good argument about who was going to be pallbearers. The dog wasn't very big,
and so there wasn't room but for two. The Hall boys said they ought to be the ones
to do it since they made the coffin, and also because they were twins—sort of a
matched set, y'see. Billy said they didn't know Bowser—that was the dog—well
enough to be the pallbearers. "My dad says only close friends get to be
pallbearers," was his argument, "not jest any carpenter."' Jud and Norma both
laughed at this, and Louis grinned. He found himself wishing that Rachel could be
here.
'They was just about ready to fight over it when Mandy, Billy's sister, fetched
out fourth volume of the Encyclopedia Britannica,' Jud said. 'Her dad, Stephen,
was the only doctor this side of Bangor and that side of Bucksport in those days,
Louis, and they was the only family in Ludlow that could afford a set of
encyclopedia.'
'They were also the first to have electric lights,' Norma broke in.
'Anyway,' Jud resumed, 'Mandy come out all aflukin', head up and tail over the
splashboard, as my mom used to say, all of eight years old, petticoats flyin', that
big book in her arms. Billy and the Bowie kid—I think it must have been Kendall,
him that crashed and burned up in Pensacola where they was trainin' fighter
pilots in early 1942—they was getting ready to take on the Hall twins over the
privilege of toting that poor old poisoned mutt up to the boneyard.'
Louis started giggling. Soon he was laughing out loud. He could feel the day-old
residue of tension left from the bitter argument with Rachel beginning to loosen.
'So she says, "Wait! Wait! Looka this!" And they all stop and look. And goddam if
she ain't—'
'Jud,' Norma said warningly.
'Sorry, dear; I get carried away yarning, you know that.'
'I guess you do,' she said.
'And darned if she ain't got that book open to FUNERALS, and there's a picture
of Queen Victoria getting her final send-off and bon voyage, and there are about
forty-seven people on each side of her coffin, some sweatin' and strainin' to lift the
bugger, some just standin' around in their funeral coats and ruffled collars like
they was waitin' for someone to call post-time at the racetrack. And Mandy says,
"When it's a ceremonial funeral of state, you can have as many as you want! The
book says so!"'
'That solved it?' Louis asked.
'That did the trick. They ended up with about twenty kids, and damn if they
didn't look just like the picture Mandy had found, except maybe for the ruffles and
tall hats. Mandy took charge, she did. Got 'em lined up and gave each of 'em a
wildflower—a dandelion or a lady's slipper or a daisy—and off they went. By the
Gee, I always thought the country missed a bet when Mandy Symonds never got
voted to the United Nations.' He laughed and shook his head. 'Anyway, that was
the end of Billy Symonds's bad dreams about the pet sematary. He mourned his
dog and finished his mourning and got on. Which is what we all do, I guess.'
Oh yeah? Louis thought again of Rachel's near-hysteria.
'Your Ellie will get over it,' Norma said, and shifted position. 'You must be
thinking that death is all we talk about around here, Louis. Jud and I are getting
on, but I hope neither of us has gotten to the gore-crow stage yet—'
'No, of course not, don't be silly,' Louis said.
'—but it's not such a bad idea to be on nodding acquaintance with it. These
days… I don't know… no one wants to talk about it or think about it, it seems.
They took it off the TV because they thought it might hurt the children some
way—hurt their minds—and people want closed coffins so they don't have to look
at the remains or say goodbye… it just seems like people want to forget it.'
'And at the same time they brought in the cable TV with all those movies
showing people—' Jud looked at Norma and cleared his throat. '—showing people
doing what people usually do with their shades pulled down,' he finished. 'Queer
how things change from one generation to the next, isn't it?'
'Yes,' Louis said. 'I suppose it is.'
'Well, we come from a different time,' Jud said, sounding almost apologetic. 'We
was on closer terms with death. We saw the flu epidemic after the Great War, and
mothers dying with child, and children dying of infection and fevers that it seems
like doctors just wave a magic wand over these days. In the time when me and
Norma was young, if you got cancer, why, that was your death-warrant, right
there. No radiation treatments back in the 1920s! Two wars, murders, suicides…'
He fell silent for a moment.
'We knew it as a friend and as an enemy,' he said finally. 'My brother Pete died
of a burst appendix in 1912, back when Taft was President. He was just fourteen
and he could hit a baseball farther than any kid in town. In those days you didn't
need to take a course in college to study death, hot-spice or whatever they call it.
In those days it came into the house and said howdy and sometimes it took
supper with you and sometimes you could feel it bite your ass.'
This time Norma didn't correct him; instead she nodded silently.
Louis stood up, stretched. 'I have to go,' he said. 'Big day tomorrow.'
'Yes, the merry-go-round starts up for you tomorrow, don't it?' Jud said, also
standing. Jud saw Norma was also trying to get up and gave her a hand. She rose
with a grimace.
'Bad tonight, is it?' Louis asked.
'Not so bad,' she said.
'Put some heat on it when you go to bed.'
'I will,' Norma said. 'I always do. And Louis… don't fret about Ellie. She'll be too
busy gettin' to know her new friends this fall to worry much about that old place.
Maybe someday all of 'em'll go up and repaint some of the signs, or pull weeds, or
plant flowers. Sometimes they do, when the notion takes them. And she'll feel
better about it. She'll start to get that nodding acquaintance.'
Not if my wife has anything to say about it.
'Come on over tomorrow night and tell me how it went, if you get the chance,'
Jud said. 'I'll whop you at cribbage.'
'Well, maybe I'll get you drunk first,' Louis said. 'Double-skunk you.'
'Doc,' Jud said with great sincerity, 'the day I get double-skunked at cribbage
would be the day I'd let a quack like you treat me.'
He left on their laughter and crossed the road to his own house in the late
summer dark.
Rachel was sleeping with the baby, curled up on her side of the bed in a
fetal, protective position. He supposed she would get over it. There had been other
arguments and times of coldness in their marriage, but this one was surely the
worst of the lot. He felt sad and angry and unhappy all at the same time, wanting
to make it up but not sure how, not even sure the first move should come from
him. It was all so pointless; only a capful of wind somehow blown up to hurricane
proportions by a trick of the mind. Other fights and arguments, yes, sure, but only
a few as bitter as the one over Ellie's tears and questions. He supposed it didn't
take a great many blows like that before the marriage sustained some sort of
structural damage… and then one day, instead of reading it in a note from a friend
('Well, I suppose I ought to tell you before you hear it from someone else, Lou;
Maggie and I are splitting…') or in the newspaper, it was you.
He undressed to his shorts quietly and set the alarm for six a.m. Then he
showered, washed his hair, shaved, and crunched up a Rolaid before brushing his
teeth—Norma's iced tea had given him acid indigestion. Or maybe it was coming
home and seeing Rachel way over on her side of the bed. Territory is that which
defines all else, hadn't he read that in some college history course?
Everything done, the evening put neatly away, he went to bed… but couldn't
sleep. There was something else, something that nagged at him. The last two days
went around and around in his head as he listened to Rachel and Gage breathing
nearly in tandem. GEN. PATTON. HANNAH THE BEST DOG THAT EVER LIVED.
MARTA OUR PET RABIT. Ellie, furious. I don't want Church to ever be dead! …
He's not God's cat! Let God have his own cat! Rachel equally furious. You as a
doctor should know… Norma Crandall saying It just seems like people want to
forget it… And Jud, his voice somehow terribly sure, terribly certain, a voice from
another age: Sometimes it took supper with you and sometimes you could feel it bite
your ass.
And that voice merged with the voice of his mother, who had lied to Louis Creed
about sex at four but told him the truth about death at twelve, when his cousin
Ruthie had been killed in a stupid car accident. She had been crushed in her
father's car by a kid who had found the keys in a Public Works Department
payloader and decided to take it for a cruise and then found out he didn't know
how to stop it. The kid suffered only minor cuts and contusions; his Uncle Carl's
Fairlane was demolished. She can't be dead, he had replied in answer to his
mother's bald statement. He had heard the words but he couldn't seem to get the
sense of them. What do you mean, she's dead? What are you talking about? And
then, as an after-thought: Who's going to bury her? For although Ruthie's father,
Louis's uncle, was an undertaker, he couldn't imagine that Uncle Carl would
possibly be the one to do it. In his confusion and mounting fear, he had seized
upon this as the most important question. It was a genuine conundrum, like who
cut the town barber's hair.
I imagine that Donny Donahue will do it, his mother replied. Her eyes were redrimmed; most of all she had looked tired. His mother had looked almost ill with
weariness. He's your Uncle's best pal in the business. Oh, but Louis… sweet little
Ruthie… I can't stand to think she suffered… pray with me, will you, Louis? Pray
with me for Ruthie. I need you to help me.
So they had gotten down on their knees in the kitchen, he and his mother, and
they prayed, and it was the praying that finally brought it home to him; if his
mother was praying for Ruthie Hodge's soul, then it meant that her body was
gone. Before his closed eyes rose a terrible image of Ruthie coming to his
thirteenth birthday party with her decaying eyeballs hanging on her cheeks and
blue mould growing in her red hair, and this image provoked not just sickening
horror but an awful doomed love.
He cried out in the greatest mental agony of his life, 'She can't be dead! MOMMA
SHE CAN'T BE DEAD I LOVE HER!'
And his mother's reply, like a tomb door swinging shut for ever on gritty, rusted
hinges, her voice flat and yet full of images: dead fields under a November wind,
scattered rosepetals brown and turning up at the edges, empty pools scummed
with algae, rot, decomposition, dust:
She is, my darling. I'm sorry, but she is. Ruthie is gone.
Louis shuddered, thinking: Dead is dead, what else do you need?
Suddenly Louis knew what it was he had forgotten to do, why he was still awake
on this night before the first day of his new job, hashing over old griefs.
He got up, headed for the stairs, and suddenly detoured down the hall to Ellie's
room. She was sleeping peacefully, mouth open, wearing her blue baby-doll
pajamas that she had really outgrown. My God, Ellie, he thought, you're sprouting
like corn. Church lay between her splayed ankles, also dead to the world. You
should pardon the pun.
Downstairs there was a bulletin board on the wall by the phone with various
messages, memos and bills tacked to it. Written across the top in Rachel's neat
caps was THINGS TO PUT OFF AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Louis got the telephone
book, looked up a number, and jotted it on a blank memo sheet. Below the
number he wrote: Quentin L. Jolander, DVM—call for appointment re Church—if
Jolander doesn't neuter animals, he will refer.
He looked at the note, wondering if it was time, knowing that it was. Something
concrete had to come out of all this bad feeling, and he had decided sometime
between this morning and tonight—without even knowing he was deciding—that
he didn't want Church crossing the road any more if he could help it.
His old feelings on the subject rose up in him, the idea that it would lessen the
cat, turn him into a fat old tom before his time, content to just sleep on the
radiator until someone put something into his dish. He didn't want Church like
that. He liked Church the way he was, lean and mean.
Outside in the dark, a big semi droned by on 15, and that decided him. He
tacked the memo up and went to bed.