Sebastian appeared in a cloud of golden smoke and floated between them, ready with his notepad. "Oh good, another princess of the sea."
"Rick, the variety of ecosystems in your harem is really cool. You have people, demons, dragons, and now water royalty."
"What comes next, a dryad?"
Rick's gooner brain turned on right away. "Ocean dweller MILF with a huge tentacle mount, coral armor, and those eyes..."
"STOP IT, YOU STUPID FUCKING BRAIN!"
"GOD! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO ALWAYS HAVE THIS KIND OF THINKING!?"
"But... she's not the main harem, you fool."
"I know." Sebastian nodded.
He was able to give a fairly normal introduction out loud. "Hey. Yo, I'm Rick Rolland and people know me as the Hero of Mature Hearts."
"We're here to help your mom with the corruption problem."
Myrissa looked at him for a long time, her head tilted to the side. "You're also the Demon King of the Eastern Wastes, right?"
Rick blinked. "How did you find that out?"
