I deeply apologise for how long it is taking to get this next episode out, but I am just dealing with so fucking much right now in my life, but here is a preview of the next episode:
Jessie Silverheart:
(Soft orchestral theme fades in, accompanied by faint, indistinct voices whispering as if carried on the wind. The voices fade into silence before the narrator begins at Background Level 2. Continue soft orchestral music until the end of scene.)
Welcome, dear listeners, to Episode 5 of the 'I, Jenny' Audio Mini-Series by Ashcroft LGBT+ Production House. My name is [Insert Jessie Hevar VA Name Here], and I will be playing Jessie Silverheart for you this evening…
I, Jenny Episode 5 = A Thief Named Jessie Silverheart… You all really fucked my life sideways, you know that, and you didn't even buy me a drink. Fuck I was fantastic, the best of the best, the greatest thief there ever was, and everyone knew it.
I was born James A. Hevar, but that was my dead name… boring… hurtful… wrong… I hated that name, so I buried it with my parents when I was fifteen… It was not long after I discovered I had the powers of teleportation and self-replication. Both of which suited my klepto orphan heart well, especially when it came to stealing or escaping from the coppers. I wasn't just stealing to eat. I was stealing to live, to be remembered. I was unstoppable. As my legend grew, I fashioned myself a new name… I became Jessie Silverheart, Master Thief Extraordinaire.
As I got older and the years went by… my victories grew more fantastic… more mythic. I was a master of flair and style… a queen of thieves… an unstoppable phantom that would take what I want, when I want, no matter who tried to stop me, but then you all had to come along and fuck it up…
Well, I suppose I'd better start at the beginning of the whole sordid affair.