Akane Saki was a normal Woman, well expect for the fact that right now she was sitting on her couch, dressed in an oversized shark Onesie. she was surrounded by Ice cream, Chips, blanket and note books with Anime names written on them, the thickest one being a Naruto notebook.
Before Akane her Laptop was placed on the Table and the first episode of Naruto started playing, the Naruto intro startet blaring the music through the sound System, Akane now fully engulfed into her favorite show. A few hours passed as Akane continued watching Episode to Episode, by a particular screene she stand's up and yells. "I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS—MY CHAKRA IS AWAKENED!" only to immediately trip over the blankets falling face first into her Laptop. The Laptop damaged, gave Akane maybe the most fitting end she was electrocuted by her favorite Anime.
The next time Akane opens her eyes she was in a deep Forrest, bird chirping in the distance. she stood up quickly with a yell "FUCK NO!" and looked around in a panic till she glanced at a screene.
!!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATULATION!
you have died of Anime electrification!
Please Enjoy your new life...
WITH THE POWER OF ANIME!
(disclaimer, we have no idea what that is...)
!!!!!!!!!!
Akane blinks. "The fuck?" she turn's away and starts running away from the text book avatar that starts to follow her. the leaves crumble under Akane's bare feet as she Keep running, the Forrest not losing its copy and paste look no matter how far she ran until she finally stopped and looked back at the box. "Fine!" she huffs and tries to press the X button on the pop up, though it moved every time she tried to press it. "Fine!, WHAT DO YOU WANT!" she jells and raised her arm up in expectation and reads. "Nope. Not today. I'm too tired. I'm too confused. And if I take one more tutorial quest in my life, I will commit unspeakable violence."
The box blinked? in a sad way before it disappeared with a promise that would come back. Akane started walking again. "Good, now...?" she paused and looked around. "Oh fuck no" he breathed. "…Why does this vaguely look like the Forest of Death? Please tell me I'm not in the Forest of Death. I do NOT have the emotional capacity for giant murder centipedes today." then a Bush tussled nearby, Eyes stared at Akane and she right back, and both know they would not deal with the other.
Akane turned on her way and continued waking as she panicked. "Nope, not dealing with anything until i locate a Village, a snack and or a reason to care!" she huffs loudly and stomps her way trough the Forrest of Death.
She continues to stomp along until Akane noticed a large wooden gate, she choose to walk up to it and tried to open the gate but it wouldn't budge, since that didn't work Akane choose to kick the gate next, but again the gate wouldn't budge. So finally she grabbed the Gate handles with both hands and shook it. "DAM IT LET ME OUT, I DESERVE SNACKS AND A BED; I WANT OUT!" yells Akane upset and continued to kick the door since it wouldn't open with shaking. "LET ME OUT! LET ME OOOOUUUT! I DESERVE SNACKS AND INDOOR PLUMBING!" she continued to yell.
On the other side of the Gate a white haired Jonin was walking past a she heard the Jelling from the other side, faint at first until he came into full Viev, the Jelling got louder, the door shook, he knew it wasn't a wild animal since it was a Human voice. "Huh" The man walked closer to the gate, the shaking of said gate and cursing behind it continued. "IF THIS GATE HAD A FACE I'D KICK IT!" he heard a Female voice jell. The withe haired man/ Kakashi hums to himself "Well, that's new."
Akane on the other side of the gate keeps shaking it as she cursed. "Damn, open up you wooden noodle!, let me OUT!" that's when Akane noticed a figure seen on the other side of the gate trough a few slits in the wood, she froze and then the gate opened, just a few Inches and revealed, A tall guy with silver hair, a mask over half his face, and the most exasperated eye she had ever seen.
Kakashi and Akane locked eyes with a long pause then Kakashi ask. "Yo, you'r lost?" a long and akward silence formed after that till finally Akane burst. "YES. AND I'M HUNGRY. AND I'M IN A BAD MOOD. AND THIS GATE STARTED IT." Kakashi raises an eyebrow at the girl in front of him. "What?...the gate started it" Akane crossed her arms over her chest.
Kakashi waited for more explanation, though none came so with a heavy sigh he spoke. "…Alright then. Come in before you disturb half the village." Akane stomped through the door, muttering. "Finally. Someone with common sense." Kakashi looks back at Akane as she grabbed the tail of her Shark Onesie. "I swear, if the next person looks at me like I escaped an aquarium, I'm gonna bite someone." with a sigh Kakashi mutters under his breath. "please, don't do that" the rest of the way was silent as Akane glared at everyone who looked at her, even hissing when one stared to long.
That continued till they finally reached the Hokage tower to Kakashi's mercy. They climbed up the stair's. "I hate stairs" huff's Akane and stomps the way up till they reached the door to the Hokage office and stepped inside. The third Hokage sat behind his desk, a Massive amount of Papers stacked around him.
The Hokage looks up and blinks, Kakashi sight's and Akane blinks back at the Hokage. Kakashi cleared his throat. "Hokage-sama… I found this in the Forrest of Death." the Hokage stared at Akane who puffed up her cheeks. "Found this, FOUND THIS!" she huffs. "LISTEN HERE CYCLOPE, i just happen to need help" she got silent again as Akane slowly realized yeah Kakashi kinda did find her. "Fine you found me" she crosses her arms.
The Hokage fold's his hand's and looks at Akane. "My, my, would you like to explain how you got inside the Forrest of Death?" Akane looks at the Man. "Well this is gonna sound kinda crazy" she rubs the back of her head. "I kinda died?" It got Silent and both the Hokage and Kakashi looked at Akane. Kakashi eye twitches and the Hokage looked concerned.
"Well and then i just happen to wake up there with this stalky note" Akane shudders. "Wich told me i got the Power of Anime, don't ask me what that means" Akane starts to explain. "And well yeah i dunno, help?" Akane gestures wildly to the Forrest. "Well continuing i woke up in that creepy Forrest, beware the bushes are alive there, anyway uhm Kakashi found me and now im here?"
The Hokage stares at Akane. "I...see" but Kakashi mutters. "You do not see" to that Akane point at Kakashi. "Thank you!" The Hokage stand's up from his seat and walks over to Akane, slowly as if to exaim a strange creature. "Well you do not posses no detectable Chackra signal typical for Shinobi. You'r clothing are strange and your story is something" Akane shrugged. "I'll take it." The Hokage gave a heavy sigh, well you appear to be a civilian, and Konoha will not Abadone those in need of help" Akane blinks and stares at the Hokage. "Wait...so i like get free room n stuff, fuck jeah Score!"
The Hokage look's back at Akane while stroking his beard. "Given your age and circumstances, it may be good to place you in a structured environment, somewhere supervised. Akane perked up. "Like a snack bar?" the Hokage chuckled and shook his head. "Not quite, more like the Shinobi Academie"
Akane froze. "What part of 'I died and woke up in a forest' says 'train me to be a murder child'?" The Hokage smiles like he already decided that this is his final, Akane put her hands up. "You want to send me, a girl dressed in a Shark Onesie in the Shinobi Academie?!" Kakashi nodded. "It's either that or we release you unsupervised into the village." Akane thought for a moment. "…Yeah, okay, fair point."
The Hokage return's to his desk and fills out a enrollment scroll for Akane, she could read a small part of it. (AKANE SAKI — Transfer Student, Extremely Concerning) he stamped the bottom and rolled the scroll up and handed it to Akane. "You'll start tomorrow" Akane took the scroll and gave a mock salute "Ay Ay, old Man!" causing Kakashi and Hiruzen to look at each other and sigh.
Hiruzen look's to Kakashi. "Well it's clear she can't live alone, not like that" the Hokage point's at Akane who sat herself down in his chair and was spinning around with it."Me? But—I have missions, paperwork, reading—" Hiruzen raises his pipe to his mouth and give a puff. "Yes Exactly, you'll do fine" Kakashi sighs like it's a mission from hell and then gets Akane to follow him to his Home.
Akane follows Kakashi through the village, gripping her Shark Onesie tail, following the grey haired Shinobi while sending death glares at the Villagers who stared a little too long at Akane. "Please don't bite anyone." mutters Kakashi and Akane huffs. "No promise". After some more walking trough the Village they reach a district with a fewer houses at a good size and Kakashi guides Akane to a white mansion styled house. Once inside Akane walk's trough the house and flops onto the couch making herself comfortable, like a cat claiming territory.