Pit helped each of his wives pack, even though he technically didn't need to help Palutena—Sora had already recreated everything she owned inside the Smash House.
Still, Pit insisted on helping anyway.
Because 1) he's Pit,
and 2) he's whipped.
Viridi stuffed seeds, saplings, and exactly one thousand "anti-human pamphlets" into a bag.
Phosphora practically zip-zapped everything she owned into a lightning orb.
Amazon Pandora… somehow packed nothing and everything at the same time. (Nobody questioned it.)
Pit flew between them all, helping one, then the next, then getting smothered by all three in surprise hugs every five minutes.
And through it all, Sora spoke again, narrating gently from above:
"Oh trust me, I know they weren't on the list. But letting Pit walk in with four wives unannounced is way funnier."
Pit sighed in confusion as he folded one of Viridi's cloaks.
He didn't hear Sora's comment, but he felt something.
A sense of being watched.
A sense of incoming chaos.
A sense of—
"Pit~!"
All four wives pulled him into another group hug at once.
Pit wheezed.
"Girls… air…"
Palutena giggled and kissed his cheek. "Come on, this is exciting. You're finally joining Smash officially again."
Viridi scoffed. "He's joining. We're just the plus-ones someone forgot to consider."
Phosphora smirked. "Sora knew. He definitely knew."
Pandora leaned in, smiling far too innocently. "…And that makes it more fun."
Pit swallowed.
He had no idea what they were about to walk into.
Sora did.
I did.
And you're about to as well.
But don't worry.
This is only the beginning.
Pit looked at the Ticket they need to rip to teleport to the house, as he looked at Palutena. "This Smash? Does it really have powerful people?"
Palutena smiled at him as she spoke.
"Yes, I've seen these tournaments. They have the Demon of Kanto, the Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, the Hero of Reincarnation… and many more."
Pit blinked.
"…Demon of what now?"
Before Palutena could answer, Viridi groaned while tossing clothes into a vine-woven bag.
"She means Red. The kid with the death stare that scares gods. Don't challenge him."
Phosphora zipped past in an arc of lightning, sliding across the floor as she snatched her hairbrush.
"Oh, come on, Pit! Relax! It's Smash! You'll be fine. Probably."
Amazon Pandora floated by while polishing her nails.
"Mhm. Powerful mortals, demi-gods, reality breakers. I mean, a nice little vacation spot~."
Pit paled.
"…L-Lady Palutena, are we sure this is safe?"
Palutena put a hand on his cheek, smiling in that gentle, confident way that made him melt.
"Pit, sweetie… you've literally fought Hades, saved Angel Land, battled ancient titans, punched technology in the face, and survived my cooking. You'll be fine."
Pit was not reassured by that last part.
"…Your cooking wasn't that bad."
All four women stared at him.
Pit coughed. "…Okay, it was a little bad."
Now see, this right here?
This exact moment?
This is when Pit should have realized that moving into my place meant chaos, violence, broken walls, and constant flirting so intense it could melt a Fire Flower.
But noooooo.
He's Pit.
He's adorable.
He just nodded along, grabbed the teleport ticket, and mentally prepared for what he thought was a "fun little tournament."
Poor guy.
Back with Pit, he looked at the glowing ticket and gulped.
"So… once we rip it, we appear in the Smash House?"
Palutena nodded.
Viridi tossed her hair.
"Yep. Straight to the lobby. Try not to stare at the statues, Pit."
Phosphora snickered.
"Or the hot people."
Amazon Pandora smiled with teeth.
"Or the deadly ones."
Pit looked at all of them.
"…I'm bringing my weapon."
All four wives answered at the same time:
"NO."
Sora hold the ticket as he took a deep breath, as each of his hand. 'Ok, let's start'
He ripped the Rainbow ticket nothing happened for five seconds the a And Rainbow light covered them like in the MCU, as they all where teleport.
They moved throughrr Barrier, Universe, timeline, stars and suns
Pit saw them all, as they landed on the field, as there head spined for a fraction of a second as they saw a large house then they heard it.
"So, you the new people Sora Invite".
They saw someone a small, blue-armored robot resembling a young boy with spiky hair and distinctive features like a light blue helmet with a raised square on the forehead, a light blue ridge, and red-circled earpieces
[Insert image of Mega Man]
Mega Man looked up from his clipboard, eyes flicking between each of the newcomers like he was trying to match their faces to the names on his list.
"Okay… so Palutena, Viridi, Phosphora, Amazon Pandora… and Pit."
His eyes moved to Pit.
"You must be the angel. Easy guess."
Pit straightened proudly. "Yep! That's me! Captain of Palutena's Guard, hero of Angel Land, defeater of—"
Amazon Pandora leaned down with a smirk. "—the guy who still can't fly on his own without Lady Palutena holding his hand."
Pit puffed his cheeks. "Hey!"
Mega Man blinked. "…I did not need that much context."
Palutena stepped forward with a soft laugh. "We're the group Sora invited. I assume he's inside?"
Mega Man nodded and gestured toward the massive house. "Yeah. He's doing the usual: welcoming new fighters, calming down Kirby before he eats the decorations, stopping Link from touching any unfamiliar buttons—normal stuff."
Viridi groaned. "Oh great. A house full of idiots with god–killing weapons and zero brain cells."
Phosphora elbowed her. "So basically every Tuesday in Angel Land."
Amazon Pandora crossed her arms. "Are the bedrooms at least comfortable?"
Mega Man hesitated.
"…Define 'comfortable.'"
Pit blinked. "Why did you hesitate—"
BOOM.
A shockwave rippled through the ground, rattling the grass.
A familiar voice echoed from inside the house:
"Sonic! If you break another wall, I'm charging you rent!"
Pit's wings fluttered. "That's Sora?"
Mega Man nodded. "Yep. Welcome to the Smash House."
Sora's voice came again, louder:
"And Fox, that explosion better NOT be what I think it is!"
Mega Man sighed. "He's… enthusiastic. Anyway, follow me. I'll show you the lobby, the kitchen, the battle schedule board, and the rule wall—especially the soundproof button rule. Pit, that one's important for you."
Pit turned bright red.
His wives smirked.
Viridi whispered, "We're absolutely using that tonight."
Pit: "W-Wait—Why tonight?!"
Palutena: "Why not, Pit?"
"And this, dear readers, is how Pit's peaceful morning feeding animals turned into his first day in the most chaotic multiversal house ever created. And yes—his harem has already planned the soundproofing button's maiden voyage.
Pray for him."
Mega Man cleared his throat — a surprisingly tiny, polite little beep sound — and motioned for everyone to follow him.
"Alright! Welcome to the Smash House. Please keep hands, wings, divine appendages, and chaos energy inside the tour at all times."
Pit blinked.
'…I have a bad feeling about that warning.'
Viridi whispered, "You should."
The doors slid open with a whoosh, revealing the massive entrance hall — marble floors, banners of every fighter, and some kind of glowing hologram ceiling showing random battles in real time.
Pit's jaw dropped.
'…IS THAT MARIO THROWING A GIANT TURTLE SHELL AT A DRAGON!?'
Palutena gently placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Sweetie, that's just Tuesday here."
Amazon Pandora shrugged.
"Feels like home, honestly."
Phosphora crackled with electricity.
"Oh my gods, this place has style. I could live here—"
"Technically," Mega Man said, "you will."
Mega Man slid open another door. Immediately, a row of couches, arcade machines, and a giant TV (the size of, like, Hades's ego) filled the room.
Pit frowned.
"…What is that rectangle?"
Rosalina, who was passing by spoke kindly "A television."
[Insert image of Roselina]
Pit: "A tele-what?"
Palutena kissed his cheek. "We'll teach you, sweetheart."
Phosphora giggled. "He's so precious."
Viridi: "He's so ancient."
Amazon Pandora: "He's so cute."
Pit: internally screaming in flustered angel noises
Mega Man pointed to a MASSIVE kitchen with enough equipment to feed every Smash fighter and half the Pokémon roster.
Chef Kirby stood on the counter, wearing a tiny apron, stirring a pot three times his size.
He waved. "Poyo!"
Pit waved back enthusiastically.
'He is adorable. But also terrifying. Both. At once.'
Viridi tugged Pit's sleeve. "Do NOT let him cook for you. Last time he made something called 'Eldritch Soup.' Fox exploded."
The doors opened to a dome-shaped battlefield.
Lasers. Platforms. Lava. Waterfalls. Floating islands. Some kind of black hole generator in the corner.
Pit's eyes widened.
"…This looks unsafe."
Mega Man, cheerful: "It is!"
Phosphora already stepped in, sparks dancing. "Oh yeah, this is my new playground."
Amazon Pandora stretched her arms. "Finally, a place that understands my destruction needs."
Palutena smiled brightly. "Just don't obliterate the walls, dear."
Mega Man coughed.
"…Please don't obliterate anything."
Mega Man walked them down two huge hallways.
FIGHTERS' WING — BLUE DOORS
COUPLES' WING — PINK DOORS
CHAOS RISK COUPLES — LOCKED DOORS
(Pit stopped. "…why are Bowser and Peach's names on one door?"
Mega Man: "That's for future emergencies.")
Finally, Mega Man pointed to a triple-sized set of doors:
THE DIVINE SUITES
"These are yours," Mega Man said.
Pit blinked. "All of this? For us?"
Mega Man nodded. "The system detected 'multiple goddess-level individuals' with 'high snuggle-compatibility' and automatically expanded the room."
Pit: "…I don't know what any of that means."
The entire harem: blushes knowingly.
Mega Man stopped at a door with a giant symbol: KEYBLADE ONLY — DO NOT ENTER
Pit: "What's in there?"
Mega Man:
"Anything and everything. Don't open it unless the universe is ending."
A pause.
Viridi: "So Wednesday."
Mega Man: "Yes. Wednesday would count."
They stepped onto a balcony overlooking the Smash Arena itself.
Hundreds of seats.
Portals hovering above for multiversal audience members.
Energy crackling in excitement.
Harmonized Combat Energy swirling like fireworks.
Mega Man led the group forward, boots clicking on the marble floor with metallic precision.
"Now," he said, holding a digital clipboard that projected a tiny holographic checklist, "the house has multiple Wings. That's how we organize the fighters. The ones I showed you are the basics. But the others include—"
He stopped, turned, and pointed down a branching hallway with the seriousness of a museum guide who has seen too much.
"Light Wing — that's where folks like Zelda, Pit—well, now you—Rosalina, and a few other divine-adjacent types stay. Lots of glowing hallways, floating crystals, and someone keeps leaving feathers everywhere."
Pit blinked. "Oh! That's probably me."
Mega Man checked the box titled 'Angel Realizes It Was Him' and continued.
"Fire Wing — Mario, Bowser sometimes, Roy, Steve when he forgets he isn't fire-proof, and Pyra and Mythra… mostly Pyra because Mythra keeps blowing up the kitchen."
Viridi raised an eyebrow. "Wait, why does Mythra live in the Fire Wing if she blows things up?"
Mega Man didn't blink. "Because it's fire-proof."
"…Fair," Viridi admitted.
He moved on.
"Sword Wing — literally everyone with a blade. Link, Ike, Marth, Lucina, Chrom, Cloud, Sephiroth… uh, don't stare at Sephiroth's door. It whispers."
Pit perked up. "My bow becomes a sword! Do I go there?"
"No," Mega Man said instantly. "We're not opening the 'Pit Has Access to Sword Wing' debate again. Last time, Chrom's eye twitched for an hour."
Palutena giggled.
"Anyway," Mega Man said, "next is the Villains Wing. Don't go there unless you like monologues, dramatic lighting, and the occasional existential dread."
Amazon Pandora smirked. "Oh, my kind of people."
"Yeah, but we don't let them near the laundry room anymore," Mega Man muttered. "Long story."
Pit nodded in fear.
"Mage Wing — Zelda, Robin, Palutena, Bayonetta, Rosalina sometimes, Peach, and anyone who uses spells or summons galaxies on a Sunday."
Palutena puffed her chest proudly. "Ah yes. My people."
Viridi whispered to Pit, "Translation: she wants the room with the best lighting."
"Science Wing — Samus, Dr. Mario, R.O.B, Snake when he's bored, and Fox's crew. Don't touch anything. Don't look at anything too hard either."
Pit tilted his head. "Why—"
"Because last time someone poked a glowing cube, it poked back," Mega Man said stiffly.
Pit shut up.
"Animal Wing — villagers with pets, Pokémon, Isabelle and Villager, Duck Hunt, Donkey Kong. Do not challenge the dog to Mario Kart. He cheats."
Amazon Pandora: "How does a dog cheat—"
Mega Man: "You don't want to know."
They nodded.
Then Mega Man stopped walking.
Everyone froze. Even the wind.
"And finally…"
His voice dropped.
"Admin Wing."
The group felt a chill.
Mega Man spoke slowly. "Only the admins go in there. Sora, Kirby… and maybe a few others if they don't touch anything."
Pit leaned in. "What's inside?"
Mega Man whispered, "No one knows. Last person who snuck in came back with a thousand-yard stare and an infinite supply of stickers."
Phosphora: "What kind of stick—?"
"NO ONE KNOWS," Mega Man repeated firmly.
Mega Man then spoke. "Actually, this next one is a question from you, People. You guys have Dark Pit, from what Sora told me, so do you guys have a Dark Palutena as well?"
Everyone looked embassies as they spoke.
Pit looked at him as he spoke. "Yeah".
Palutena chuckled nervously as she spoke. "Yeah, I accidentally made her recently by breaking the mirror of Truth, we call her Pallitu".
[Insert image here]
She then shows him an image on her stab she uses magic to project it.
Mega Man stared at the projected image of Pallitu for a solid three seconds.
Blink.
Blink.
"…So you're telling me," Mega Man said flatly, "that you broke an ancient divine artifact and it made an evil goth version of yourself?"
Palutena raised a finger. "Technically she's not evil! She's just… aggressively blunt. And dramatic. And once tried to conquer the Underworld because the décor 'offended her aesthetic.'"
Phosphora snorted. "She also called me a 'budget Raiden.' I still don't know if I should feel insulted or impressed."
Viridi crossed her arms. "She called me 'Forest Pinterest.' I absolutely feel insulted."
Amazon Pandora laughed. "She called me 'mommy.' I don't know what that means but it felt like an upgrade."
Pit rubbed the back of his head, blushing. "She also… calls me 'Angel Toy.' I really don't like that one…"
Mega Man just stared at Pit.
Then stared at Palutena.
"…So should I mark her as a potential threat, or a weird family member?"
Palutena answered instantly.
"Both. Definitely both."
Mega Man sighed like someone who had heard way too many things he didn't want to know today. "Alright, I'll add her to the list. Just—if she shows up uninvited, please tell her the Smash House has a strict 'no conquering the building' policy."
Palutena nodded cheerfully. "Of course!"
Everyone else silently agreed she was absolutely lying.
Mega Man looked at him then as he spoke. "Now, her relationship with Dark Pit?".
Pit looked at him as he spoke. "Same as Lady Palutena and me, so basically they are together".
Mega Man put down the clipboard and pulled out a Bingo card and circled a number. "Two more".
Mega Man sighed, scratching the side of his helmet as he marked the bingo square. "Two more," he muttered, as if this was all part of some cosmic office pool.
Pit blinked. "Two more what?"
Mega Man held up the card for a second—just long enough for everyone to see several squares already filled with things like:
'Another Angel Clone Couple'
'Mirror of Truth Problem'
'Someone Accidentally Makes an Evil Twin'
'God Gets a Boyfriend'
He tucked it away again. "Nothing. Smash House paperwork."
The angels exchanged looks.
Viridi raised a brow. "Do… do you guys expect this kind of stuff?"
Mega Man stared at her flatly. "Kid, last week Zelda and Sheik accidentally merged into a timeline-loop paradox, Kirby dated a black hole, Luigi found out he's technically undead, and Bowser became the emotional support parent of three Fox McCloud variants. At this point? Nothing surprises us."
Pit sweat-dropped. "Okay but—Dark Palutena and Dark Pit dating isn't weird, right? I mean, they're basically the same as me and Lady Palutena."
Mega Man scribbled another note. "Uh-huh. Sure. Perfectly normal."
He finished the last stroke, then tore off a section of the form. "Right. That's the celestial clone romance update submitted. Let's continue the tour before something else explodes."
A distant explosion echoed through the house.
Mega Man didn't even turn around.
"…Yeah. Like that."
After Mega Man showed the rest of the houses, they all were back in the living room.
Mega Man looked at the Angel and his 4 Goddesses. "Now, you must know you all can't live together".
"WHAT!".
Anyone else's ear would have been destroyed, and that's why Mega Man was Chosen.
He just looked at the 5 of them. "Temporarily, we can put them into the Couple wings already, but we don't do that anymore, Sora made so Couples need to be separated to see if they can handle not being with each other for a long time, and if they can handle themselves without their partner, to show they can grow without help, this was made after the incidents with the Ice Climber's, you will be put into the couple's wings in 1 months".
Mega Man nodded like he had said this speech at least three hundred times already.
"Again—TEMPORARILY. One month. After evaluation, you'll be placed in the Couple Wings together."
Pit blinked. "Evaluation? W–What kind of test?"
Mega Man flipped a page on his clipboard.
"The 'Can-You-Function-Without-Clinging-To-Your-Godly-Partner-For-Five-Seconds' test."
All four goddesses stared.
"…Repeat that?" Palutena asked.
Mega Man coughed. "Official name is: 'Emotional Independence and Self-Sustainability Assessment.' Unofficially? Uh—" He pointed at Pit's wives. "You girls."
Viridi crossed her arms. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Mega Man raised a hand. "Look, I'm not judging, but the last time a couple moved in together instantly, the Ice Climbers cried so hard the entire house flooded and Samus had to patch the damage. Sora made the rule the next day."
Phosphora muttered, "I mean… that sounds like Popo and Nana, yeah."
Amazon Pandora sighed. "Ugh. Rules."
Mega Man continued, "So for now, Pit goes to Light Wing, where most winged fighters and holy magi.users stay. Palutena, Viridi, Phosphora, and Amazon Pandora will get temporary rooms in the Magic Wing, Fire Wing, and Villains Wing respectively."
Amazon Pandora raised a hand immediately. "Why am I placed in the Villains Wing?"
Mega Man didn't look up from his clipboard. "Because you're literally Pandora."
"—Okay, fair."
Palutena pouted. "But why can't we all just stay in the same room? It's not like we'd—"
Mega Man slowly looked up.
All five of them blushed.
Mega Man scribbled a number on his bingo card. "There it is. The 'We promise not to immediately sleep together' square."
Mega Man then continued, flipping a page on his clipboard as if this was all routine.
"Plus, I'm pretty sure some Yuri is going on."
The effect was instant.
Four divine faces went scarlet.
Viridi choked.
Phosphora's hair literally sparked.
Amazon Pandora pretended she didn't care—but her smirk betrayed her.
Palutena coughed into her fist like she hadn't just been called out by a robot child.
Pit blinked. "Wait, Yuri? What's Yuri—"
All four goddesses slapped a hand over his mouth at once.
Mega Man didn't even flinch. "Yeah. That reaction confirms it."
Pit's wives exchanged looks—equal parts embarrassed, guilty, and unrepentantly in love.
The truth was simple:
They kissed each other almost as often as they kissed Pit.
Sometimes even more.
It wasn't a harem.
It wasn't even a love triangle.
It was a full-blown divine polycule.
And Mega Man just shrugged like he'd read it off a spreadsheet.
"No judgment. Just—y'know. We like to keep accurate records."
He marked something on his clipboard.
"Polygamy: Confirmed."
The girls avoided eye contact with him… and each other… and also Pit.
Which only made it more obvious.
In Pit's mind, a single thought echoed like the scream of a man choosing survival:
'Should I tell them I already knew? …Actually no. No, I like living.'
He straightened up, smiled politely, and pretended to notice absolutely nothing.
Mega Man nodded. "Smart man."
And so, with luggage barely unpacked, four goddesses grumbling about unfair housing rules, one angel trying not to panic, and Mega Man already updating three different Bingo cards, the newest residents of the Smash House officially arrived.
What came next?
Well… let's just say even Sora couldn't predict all the chaos they were bringing with them.
To be continued
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So who do you guys want th First r18 to be
1. Palutena
2. Viridi
3. Phosphora
4. Amazon Pandora