Chapter 4 Morning Wood That Shattered Three Sects' Ancestors
The sun rose over Celestial Dawn City.
Half the floating palace was now a perfectly destroyed glacier. Ice sculptures of phoenixes and claw marked jade pillars used for decorations were scattered everywhere this used to be the eastern wing. The temperature was still minus eighty degrees Celsius in a fifty li radius. Mortal servants had to be evacuated at 3 a.m. because their blood literally started freezing mid step.
Inside the epicenter of the disaster, Lin Feng woke up to the best alarm clock in all nine heavens
Xiao Mei's silver head bobbing slowly between his thighs, lips stretched obscenely around him, her ice blue eyes were watery looking up through thick lashes like the most devoted worshipper.
Her tongue traced the underside in one long, filthy stroke.
Lin Feng groaned, fingers threading through her hair. "Morning to you too, Empress."
She hummed around him (the vibration went straight to his spine), then pulled off with an obscene pop, strings of saliva connecting her swollen lips to the tip.
"Husband," she rasped, voice wrecked from screaming his name until dawn, "I still owe you ninety-nine more rounds for every year you were gone."
She crawled up his body like a predator, breasts dragging across his abs, nipples still red and painful from last night. When she reached his mouth she kissed him deep and dirty, letting him taste himself on her tongue.
Lin Feng flipped her onto her back in one motion, pinned her wrists above her head with a single hand, and slid home again without warning.
The glacier cracked again. Somewhere far away, three secluded ancestors watching via secret technique spat blood and died of heart attacks simultaneously.
DING! [Extreme Yin Ice Phoenix Dual Cultivation Art progress: 94% ... 100%!]
[Empress Xiao Mei has broken through to Half-Step Immortal Emperor!]
[Host rewarded: Heavenly Yang Dragon Bloodline (Complete)
Permanent "One Thrust that's One Realm" buff for all future wives]
Lin Feng laughed into her neck. "Looks like I just made you the strongest woman alive, baby."
Xiao Mei's answer was to lock her ankles behind his back and roll her hips so hard the jade bed underneath them shattered instantly.
They didn't leave the room for another four hours.
By the time the doors finally opened, the entire upper echelon of the empire was kneeling outside in the snow (literal snow, because the palace was still flash-frozen).
Nine great elders, twelve sect masters who had come to "observe" the tournament, and five hidden ancestors who hadn't shown their faces in a thousand years were all kowtowing so hard their foreheads left craters.
"Emperor Consort, please have mercy! The palace treasury can't withstand another night!"
"Your Majesty, the national spirit stone reserves dropped by 37% from the formations you… overloaded!"
"Three ancestors died of qi deviation just from sensing the aftermath!"
Lin Feng stepped out barefoot, black robes half-open, hair messy, looking like he'd just won the cosmic lottery.
Xiao Mei followed, wrapped only in his outer robe, legs still trembling, silver hair cascading down to her ass, hickeys blooming across her collarbones like obscene jewelry. She leaned on his arm possessively, eyes daring anyone to say a single word.
Lin Feng yawned. "Relax. I'll pay for the repairs."
He flicked his sleeve.
Ten thousand high-grade spirit stone veins shot out of his storage ring and buried themselves into the palace foundations. The glacier instantly melted, flowers bloomed very fast, and the temperature returned to normal.
The kneeling crowd sighed in relief after seeing this.
One bold (or stupid) elder raised a trembling hand.
"Empress… there are people looking for the Emperor. The Holy Maidens of the Jade Lotus Sacred Land, the Demon Queen of the Western Deserts, and the Sword Immortal of the Nine Heavens Sect all arrived this morning. They demand to duel you for the position of ..."
Lin Feng raised an eyebrow confused.
Three women teleported into the hall at the exact same moment.
Saintess Yao Xue of Jade Lotus Sacred Land dressed in pure white robes, body like a living aphrodisiac, rumored to have cultivated the legendary Pure Yin Saint Body. Her gaze on Lin Feng was already half lust.
Demon Queen Mo Qianqian dressed in crimson skin tight battle dress, had devil horns, her tail swishing fast, she had thighs that could crush immortal artifacts. She licked her fangs openly when she saw the hickeys on Xiao Mei's neck.
While
Sword Immortal Bai Qingyue was cold and elegant, her sword intent is sharp enough to slice space, but her ears and cheeks were bright red the moment she smelled the sex in the air.
All three spoke together in unison
"I challenge the Emperor Consort to a duel!"
"Winner takes the man!"
"Hearing this!"
The temperature in the hall plummeted again (this time from killing intent).
Xiao Mei's eyes flashed with murderous frost. "You dare covet my husband?"
Lin Feng just smiled, slow and dangerous.
He stepped forward, cracked his neck, and let a tiny sliver of his true aura leak.
BOOM!
The three women, all peak Divine Sovereign experts, dropped to their knees instantly.
Lin Feng crouched in front of them, voice lazy.
"Duels are boring. How about a different challenge?"
He glanced back at Xiao Mei, who was already smirking like a cat who got all the cream.
"Four of you, last woman conscious gets to be Wife Number Two. The rest become concubines. Any objections?"
Yao Xue bit her lip so hard it bled. "I accept." Mo Qianqian's tail wrapped around her own thigh. "Heh… demons never back down from any challenges." and Bai Qingyue's sword fell from numb fingers. "…If I win, I want to be on top first."
Xiao Mei walked forward, hooked a finger under Lin Feng's chin, and kissed him in front of everyone.
"Then let's go, husband. The bed's already destroyed anyway. We'll use the throne room this time."
She snapped her fingers.
The massive golden dragon throne at the end of the hall flew over, enlarged to ten times its size, and landed with a boom.
Lin Feng laughed, scooped all four women up like they weighed nothing, and strode toward it.
Behind him, the elders and ancestors wisely chose to faint on the spot.
The system dinged one last time before going silent for the rest of the day
[DING! [Harem Expansion Event] triggered!]
[Current wives/concubines: 1 ... 4 (pending)]
[Estimated time until next palace reconstruction: 6 hours]
[Host, please moderate your Yang output or the continent will actually sink.]
Lin Feng tossed the four goddesses onto the throne, rolled his shoulders, and grinned.
"Ladies… try not to pass out too fast. I've still got ninety-nine years of interest to collect."
The doors slammed shut.
Outside, the sky flashed with five different colors of tribulation lightning (nobody knew whose breakthrough it was anymore).
And inside the Celestial Dawn Empire's throne room, the real tournament finally began.