Looking at the art department's most beautiful girl kneeling before him, giving him oral sex, Lin Fei felt it was all so unbelievable. Just this morning, he was a penniless loser who had just been dumped by his girlfriend. In just one day, he was able to have the most beautiful girl in the art department serving him. This was too good to be true... A dozen hours earlier, Lin Fei, with messy hair, was anxiously waiting for his girlfriend Zhou Xinyi to arrive in the grove next to the school's artificial lake, holding a newly bought iPhone 13.
Recently, after class, Lin Fei has been working part-time delivering food, often until late at night before returning to his dorm exhausted. The continuous lack of sleep and neglect of his appearance has left him looking quite disheveled. The reason he's working so hard is because Zhou Xinyi has repeatedly told him she wants a new iPhone 13. Only yesterday, after much effort, did he finally save enough money for the phone. This morning, he surprisingly slept in until after 9 a.m. As soon as he got up, he checked the time, quickly washed up, and decided to go buy the phone to surprise Zhou Xinyi. "Hey, where are you going, Lao Si?" Everyone else in the dorm had left, except for the eldest, Hu Dahai, who was still working on his computer. He asked as Lin Fei prepared to leave.
"I got my salary yesterday, and I finally saved enough money to buy a phone. I plan to buy it and surprise Xinyi. I need to get a haircut first and tidy up my appearance. Today is destined to be my shining moment." Lin Fei looked in the mirror and smoothed his messy hair with his hands.
"Wait a minute," Hu Dahai stopped what he was doing, and rather unethically left his character at the resurrection crystal. Ignoring his teammates' curses, he walked to Lin Fei's bedside and sat down with a heavy expression.
"What's wrong, boss? Why are you so serious?" The guys in the dorm usually got along very well, always joking and playing around together, so Lin Fei rarely saw Hu Dahai with such a serious expression.
"Linzi, listen to me, don't rush to buy that phone. Keep the money for now," Hu Dahai said, glancing at Lin Fei before hesitating.
"What's wrong?" Lin Fei pondered Hu Dahai's words, a bad feeling rising in his heart. "You're not asking to borrow money, are you, big brother?" Lin Fei exaggeratedly covered his pocket and said with a forced smile.
"Borrow my ass! Zhou Xinyi's name is on that money, so don't worry about it. Just don't buy it yet," Hu Dahai said with a laugh, then changed the subject and asked, "I've noticed you've been leaving early and coming back late lately. Have you two seen each other recently?" Lin Fei's heart sank, and his bad premonition grew stronger. Actually, Lin Fei hadn't seen Zhou Xinyi for a long time. Ever since Zhou Xinyi complained to Lin Fei that her roommate Liu Yinyin was always showing off her new phone in front of her, implying that Lin Fei hadn't bought her one, the two hadn't seen each other. Lin Fei hadn't seen her in class either. At first, Lin Fei didn't care. He thought Zhou Xinyi was angry and deliberately avoiding him. He was determined to quickly save up enough money to buy the phone and surprise Zhou Xinyi, so he deliberately didn't text her. But hearing Hu Dahai's words today, he knew something must have happened to Zhou Xinyi.
"It's been a while, what's up?"
"Da Hai, what rumors have you heard?" Zhou Xinyi has been Lin Fei's goddess since freshman year. Now she's a junior, and he's been a devoted admirer for three years until a few months ago when he finally won her over. He knows that Zhou Xinyi had two boyfriends before, both of whom were quite good. Although Lin Fei always felt that he wasn't as good as her two exes, he always felt that no one could compare to how good he was to Zhou Xinyi. Could it be... that her ex-boyfriends are bothering her again?
"Hey, Linzi heard some rumors," Hu Dahai said, looking at Lin Fei's dark circles.
"I saw her get into Zhang Jiaming's car with my own eyes yesterday. I had heard some rumors before that she had been getting close to Zhang Jiaming lately, but there was no evidence. Plus, you don't see her every day, so I didn't mention it to you. But I saw it with my own eyes yesterday. You should call her today and find out what's going on before you buy anything…" "Oh…" Lin Fei was stunned when he heard that Zhou Xinyi got into Zhang Jiaming's car. He didn't hear what Hu Dahai was saying after that. He just stared blankly at Hu Dahai's mouth opening and closing until Hu Dahai patted his shoulder and sat back down in front of the computer. Only then did he come to his senses.
Impossible, absolutely impossible. Zhang Jiaming may be handsome and rich, but he's a notorious playboy. How could Zhou Xinyi...?
Lin Fei excitedly dialed Zhou Xinyi's number. "Hello? What's wrong?" Zhou Xinyi's soft but indifferent voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Xinyi, where are you?" Lin Fei tried to make his tone sound natural.
"I'm in my dorm. Oh, right, Lin Fei, I need to talk to you. Let's meet and discuss it." Zhou Xinyi's tone was neither happy nor sad, making it difficult to tell what she wanted to talk to Lin Fei about.
"Okay, then let's meet in the woods by the lake in half an hour." After hanging up the phone, Lin Fei grabbed a jacket and dashed out.
"Linzi, don't act impulsively..." Hu Dahai's voice rang out from behind.
Lin Fei finally ran to the phone store and bought the iPhone 13. He believed Zhou Xinyi wouldn't betray him; at most, they had a falling out, and Zhang Jiaming was pursuing her again, causing her to waver. After all, he had been pursuing her openly and secretly for three years. He had comforted her when she was heartbroken, sincerely wished her well when she fell in love again, and listened to her complaints when she broke up again, staying up all night to talk to her on the phone. Finally, he moved her. In the six months they had been together, he had done everything he could to treat her well. She knew this, and she wouldn't betray him. In his anxious wait, the figure finally appeared in front of Lin Fei from afar.
Lin Fei looked at Zhou Xinyi, who had delicate features, and thought that she was still as beautiful as ever after not seeing her for a few days. She was wearing a square-neck, fitted black long-sleeved top over a V-neck lace A-line dress, looking youthful and radiant.
"Lin Fei, let's break up..." Zhou Xinyi said resolutely before Lin Fei could even speak after they met.
"Xinyi, I was wrong the other day and neglected you. Actually, I was working part-time to surprise you. Look, look, I bought you the phone you like. Don't be angry anymore, okay?" Lin Fei hurriedly handed the box containing the phone to Zhou Xinyi.
Looking at the brand-new Apple phone box in Lin Fei's hand, Zhou Xinyi didn't take it. A hint of reluctance flashed in her eyes, but then she still firmly said to Lin Fei, "Lin Fei, thank you for being so good to me all these years, but I don't actually like you. The reason I accepted your confession was because you comforted me during that time, and I really needed someone to help me get out of the shadow of heartbreak. You just happened to appear, that's all. Don't blame me. For the past six months, I've been trying to accept you, but I just can't... I'm sorry."
"Is it because of Zhang Jiaming...?" Lin Fei felt as if all his strength had been drained away by Zhou Xinyi's words. He stared into her eyes and asked in despair.
"Lin Fei, I don't want to lie to you. Actually, we were together in high school. He was my first love. Although we broke up later, I've always had feelings for him. And over the years, he's actually helped me a lot behind the scenes..." Zhou Xinyi finished speaking and waved the latest iPhone 13 Pro Max in her hand at Lin Fei. "He bought me a phone a few days ago. Keep yours. Take better care of yourself in the future. Goodbye." After saying that, Zhou Xinyi turned to leave.
Lin Fei's face turned pale, and he grabbed Zhou Xinyi's wrist anxiously, "Why?"
Xinyi, you know Zhang Jiaming is a womanizer and a scumbag. How many girlfriends has he changed in the past few years? Why?
Why do you still like him?
He's not truly sincere towards you!
Lin Fei roared in a fit of impotent rage.
Zhou Xinyi tried to shake off Lin Fei's hand several times but failed. Her wrist was sore from his grip that she couldn't shake him off. She couldn't help but get angry and said, "Let go of me!"
How do you know he won't be sincere with me? At least he can give me things you can't. Let go of him, Lin Fei. You're just disgusting me, you know that?
Let go!
Zhou Xinyi looked at Lin Fei with disgust, swinging her arm violently as if Lin Fei's hands were the dirtiest thing in the world.
"You..." Lin Fei looked at Zhou Xinyi, who was staring at him with disgust, with a heart full of pain. He silently let go of her hand. He never expected that after giving so much, he would only get a disgusting word in return.
He watched from afar as Zhou Xinyi gracefully walked towards the school gate, then lowered her head and got into the Maserati that everyone in the school knew belonged to Zhang Jiaming.
Lin Fei stood there dejectedly, staring blankly at the Maserati that had sped away, feeling like a joke.
"Isn't this Lin Fei? Don't you recognize him?"
"That guy who brings food to Zhou Xinyi every day downstairs at the girls' dormitory, yes, that king of simps." Two girls passing by whispered to each other as they looked at Lin Fei's miserable state.
"Didn't I hear he successfully won over Zhou Xinyi?"
"Is that what you call success? Zhou Xinyi is just using him as a backup plan. Didn't you see she just got into Zhang Jiaming's Maserati again? They've been doing this every day for the past few days, going out at noon and coming back together in the morning. He's the only one who doesn't know, so clueless..."
"Shh... Stop talking, look how pitiful he is, let's go." The two men gave Lin Fei a disdainful look and quickly walked away.
Lin Fei ignored their gazes. Years of being a sycophant had long since made him immune to sarcasm and ridicule. However, their words echoed in his ears like thunder: "So soon you're not coming home for the night?!"
Lin Fei roared inwardly, "I've been with you for half a year, and we haven't even kissed! At most, we've held hands while shopping!"
You've only been staying out all night for a few days?
Haha, disgusting! You have the nerve to call me disgusting?!
After his impotent rage, Lin Fei dejectedly walked to a bench by the roadside and sat down.
Hehe, the king of simps, I am the king of simps, hahahaha... Lin Fei laughed silently.
"Ding~ The simp system has detected the host. The test is successful. Congratulations, host, the system binding is complete." A mechanical notification sound suddenly echoed in Lin Fei's mind.
"Name: Lin Fei; Reserve funds: 9 trillion RMB; Current personal savings: 320 RMB; Enhancement points: 0" What is this? Lin Fei stared at the virtual interface in the void that only he could see.
Just as he was wondering what was going on, a black card with an indiscernible material and a high-end appearance appeared out of thin air in his hand.
What does this mean? Am I bound to the system?
Does that mean the reserve funds can be used for spending with this card?!
Lin Fei thought excitedly.
"The reserve funds are available for the host to spend as he pleases, but can only be used for sycophantic behavior; personal consumption is not included." While Lin Fei was still basking in the immense joy of calculating how much nine trillion was, the second half of the sentence was like a bucket of cold water poured over him. He had thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of life, achieving various comebacks and slapping others in the face, but it turned out he could only use the funds for others' consumption, while he himself remained penniless!
"As long as the host can successfully win over a goddess, then 10% of the amount spent while fawning over that goddess will go into the host's personal account and become the host's personal property." Hearing this prompt, Lin Fei finally understood. As long as he frantically fawned over goddesses and bought them things, then once he successfully won them over, he could get 100,000 back for every million he spent, and one million back for every ten million he spent. If he kept fawning over them like this, wouldn't he eventually achieve financial freedom?
Lin Fei suppressed his excitement and, following the system prompts, linked the black card to his mobile payment account.
I'm going to try it right away. After binding the card, Lin Fei excitedly ran to the school supermarket. He bought a can of drink on a whim, but when he tried to pay with his black card account, he couldn't open the payment interface. After trying countless times, he sighed, "It seems that it really can't be used for personal consumption. So who should I lick?"
"Should I go back to find Zhou Xinyi?" Lin Fei was pondering.
"Hey, could you please hurry up? What are you dawdling about?"
"There are other people behind us." A fashionable girl behind Lin Fei, wearing a white shirt, a long black fashion tie that reached her waist, a tight black skirt, sheer flesh-colored stockings over her long, slender legs, and black high heels, said impatiently.
Lin Fei stared at her beautiful features and exquisite makeup, and was stunned. This outfit was too sexy. She didn't look like a student at all. She looked like a white-collar professional.
"Excuse me, beautiful lady, can I add you on WeChat?"
"To express my apology, I'll pay your bill for you," Lin Fei said sincerely.
Normally, he would never have the nerve to ask for someone's WeChat in front of so many people, but he was desperate for that nine trillion yuan and wanted to test it out on someone.
"Start the simp operation: Name: Zhao Xiaoxuan; Age: 22; Height: 167cm; Weight: 48kg; Appearance rating: 80; Favorability towards host: -30 points."
Tip: Once the favorability reaches 95 points, the conquest is successful, rewarding you with 10% of the cost of the "simp" action and 5 enhancement points, which can be used to strengthen strength, spirit, physique, and agility. "My god, this is the detailed explanation of the 'simp' system! There are so many benefits to successfully winning over a goddess! This is amazing!"
Lin Fei's imagination ran wild, and his gaze toward Zhao Xiaoxuan grew increasingly intense, like a starving man staring at a delicious dish.
"Zhao Xiaoxuan's favorability rating: -50" Zhao Xiaoxuan's gaze towards Lin Fei changed from -30 to -50.
Once the favorability rating reaches a negative number, it can be considered as dislike, and -50 is already a very high level of dislike.
"Heh~" Zhao Xiaoxuan scoffed, looking at Lin Fei, who was dressed in cheap clothes, had messy hair, and dark circles under his eyes. She thought to herself, "Looking so poor, he's trying to strike up a conversation." "Okay, I can give you my WeChat, but it's not enough for you to just pay my bill. You have to pay everyone else's bills, and then I'll give you my WeChat. How about that?" Zhao Xiaoxuan looked at Lin Fei arrogantly.
"Isn't that Zhao Xiaoxuan?" Hearing Lin Fei and Zhao Xiaoxuan's conversation, some onlookers nearby started discussing, "That third-year art student, the most beautiful girl in the department? Wow, she lives up to her reputation, she's really pretty!"
"Who was that presumptuous person who asked for WeChat?"
"Looks like Lin Fei, the king of simps."
"Is this guy crazy? He wants Zhao Xiaoxuan's WeChat? What did he just say? He said he wanted to pay her bill. I'm speechless. There are plenty of rich and handsome guys chasing after Zhao Xiaoxuan. Has he lost his mind today?"
"I heard he was cheated on by Zhou Xinyi, maybe he's been traumatized..." Another person in Lin Fei's class who knew the situation joined the discussion.
Lin Fei stared at his phone for a moment, then looked up and said confidently, "Okay, I'll pay for everyone here today." As soon as Lin Fei said this, most of the students in the supermarket gathered around. Some cheered, some wanted to see how Lin Fei would handle the situation, and some egged him on.
"Are you sure?" Zhao Xiaoxuan was surprised that Lin Fei had actually agreed.
"Would 100,000 yuan be enough for the things these people here have in their hands?" Lin Fei scanned the QR code with his phone and then looked at the cashier.
"Y-that should be enough, right?" As a supermarket cashier at the university, she'd seen plenty of these young men and women trying to flirt with her. She'd initially thought this ordinary-looking boy would just be teased a bit and then slink away, but things had turned out this way. Looking at him, it didn't seem like he was joking… "Alipay received—100,000 yuan!"
"Everyone, eat and drink whatever you like today. Everything is on Zhao Xiaoxuan's plate!" Lin Fei shouted to everyone in shock.
At that moment, the entire audience fell silent.
No one expected that Lin Fei would spend 100,000 yuan because of a joke made by Zhao Xiaoxuan.
Is this still the same Lin Fei, the king of simps?
How did he suddenly become so rich? And looking at his relaxed expression, it seemed like he didn't care about the 100,000 yuan at all.
"Young Master Lin is so domineering!"
I don't know who started it, but someone shouted something.
Hurry up and buy now!
Everyone then realized what was happening and rushed to the shelves to grab the items they wanted, since such a freebie didn't happen every day.
"Can I add you on WeChat now?" Lin Fei asked with a smile.
"Scan my QR code." Zhao Xiaoxuan was surprised to see the friend verification code displayed.
It really is true! Hahaha, I'm the richest person in the world now! Lin Fei was overjoyed at the successful experiment.
The notification sounded again: "Zhao Xiaoxuan: Favorability 20".
This increases favorability by 20?
Lin Fei thought for a moment and caught up with Zhao Xiaoxuan, who had added him on WeChat and was walking away with a puzzled look on her face.
Can I treat you to shopping today?
"I'll pay for everything." Lin Fei said, walking around to stand in front of Zhao Xiaoxuan.
Zhao Xiaoxuan looked at Lin Fei for 5 seconds, then smiled and said, "Okay."