"Ahhhhh"
The lady cop let out a scream like she saw a literal python. Well in her defence it was a python. To her.
Her pupils dilated in fear and her eyes nearly popped out of the socket.
Stepped back a few steps stumbling upon the hood of the car and with a scream that nearly busted her own eardrums.
Her mouth wide open, the lower jaw was stretched open to its limit, a few more milli meters and I swear it would have snapped.
Her face in utter shock and terror.
Then with her face flushed red in terror, forgetting to speak or think as she was awestruck.
As an instinct her hands which were stiff in horror suddenly trailed down to her belt and clutched down on her service firearm.
With her knuckles pale as she gripped it hard she yanked it out, tearing off the holsters safety.
Her mouth still in shock and her body so stiff that she might forget to even breath she pointed the gun at his throbbing python and loaded it.
Her eyes solely focused on his python and only his python. Her seeing it and screaming and pulling the gun and all of it took only a fraction of a 2 seconds.
Martha on the other hand had herself dumbstruck in what this kid did as she tried to cover her mouth wide open in shock.
Which suddenly changed to her screaming
"Aaaaaaah" and covering ears with her eyes shut hard, when she saw the loaded gun.
Don on the other hand, had a feeling of letting go of his shame and accepting his dumbness and willfully being the public nuisance he would have been if he ever had been gifted with such a big schlong.
According to him it was nothing but, in his previous world a six incher still hit hard.
'Damn look at them eyes in shock, this is giving me a surge of confidence of my dick'
A faint residue of his amusement at their reaction to his dick became somewhat clear in his face.
For a man whoose entire life from a teen and forward, filled with constant 'teeny weeny' insults, this was like an Oscar for the biggest dick moment.
But then it changed from genuine determination to utter shock from terror of realisation as she pulled out the gun.
'Waoooh waoooh waoooh, noooooo'
He covered his dick with both his hands and turned away with his butt facing the cop.
His eyes still locked to the gun as they poped off his socket in utter realisation of his own stupidity.
----------- earlier.
'Fine this has gone too far it is time i confess and accept my fate. System you will help me right.'
With a flicker it appeared before his eyes
[New quest - reveal yourself to the lady cop in public ]
[Time of completion 2 seconds]
'Wait. What are you out of your god-damn processor chip. That is even worse. She will charge me for indecent exposure.
I won't do that'
[Time is running out]
'I dont care she might as well blow my dick off for doing it thinking its a damn python.'
[ you will be safe, its too small for being misunderstood as a python.]
'You son of a bitch, are you having fun at this, dont you wnat me to survive to save the angel.'
[Your dumbness is a funny trait it will be helpful in keeping the readers entertained]
'Yeah like hell they would, our author is a dumb one, he can't even joke in real life. I bet he is just a looser virgin'
[Show some respect he is your creator, besides that is too much information and I dont think the audience will like this much fourth-wall breaking]
'Well there you have it the Harem maker has spoken. So I say its better you stop this author.'
[While we are at it, why did you give me such a dumb name 'harem maker' thats lame]
The creator-" noooo it'sss nooot"
[ stop whining like a little bitch and start writting]
' how about you stop for now and if the audience likes it you can just keep putting this comedy or what ever you call this'
[ thats right people, please comment on it]
The creator-" okay thats enough."
Back to Don
'OK I will do it, but promise me i will be fine'
[Trust me. /winks/]
Don pulls his pants down
Martha- 'is he out of his mind, forget it he is either too dumb or too confident in himself, either way I am not disappointed'
The cop sees his junk and pulls out the gun and Martha, sure enough changes her opinion.
[ for successfully not completing the given task you won't receive any exp points]
'What the fuck did you say, I pulled it down as you said'
[Yeah buddy along with your underwear, you my dear friend is royally fucked]
'Nooooo, my dick. She is going to shoot my dick off, how dare you, you bloody author.'
Don covers his dick.
WAKE UP TO REALITY.
The cop points the gun straight to his ass. Aiming for his dick from behind.
'What the hell is that, thats a fucking python and why is it dangling of his crotch, he needs assistance immediately, i better call for an ambulance'
Clutching on to her radio, her face still flushed.
"Forget back up, send me an ambulance a python has grabbed on to a boy's dick while trying to smuggle it."
'[Forget it, she is even dumb, now I gotta find something else to kill him]'
the system thinks to itself.
Don and Martha hears the cop.
While Martha fails to process it, our dear dumb protagonist thankfully by the authors grace does.
'Did she just say no backup and call for an ambulance, hahahaha. This is perfect
This is my perfect victory'
Thats right he is an anime fan.
His lips curves with a smile, not of victory but of happiness of finding one of his own kin.
The dumb clan.
Rejoiced by it he let's go of his dick and
"Officer please it hurts."
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(Warning- The stunts in this novel are done by professional so do not do it in real life. This is a request from the author and all the cast.)
"This is a matter of my novel not getting banned."
Yours faithfully The dumb author.