The Verdant Continuum were planting trees.
Aethern's influence caused some roots to wiggle like they had minds of their own.
Kael Veyris watched.
And sighed.
Why does it always feel like I babysit plants he muttered.The Umbrals decided to test shadows.
One tried to sneak behind Kael.
Kael didn't flinch.
He looked down at it.
You know, shadows that are literally observable aren't very sneaky he said dryly.
The Umbral froze.
Nyx laughed quietly behind him.The Axiom Born tried to debate reality.
Existence is following a pattern one said in monotone.
I am aware Kael replied and honestly… it's boring. Can we skip to lunch?"
The Axiom Born blinked.
Then the rest of them realized Kael Veyris wasn't serious.I could erase stars.
I could nullify timelines.
I could manipulate every concept in existence.
And yet…
Right now…
I was arguing with a plant about whether it had too much sunlight.
I smiled faintly.
Sometimes, being untouchable is… hilarious.
She whispered: He's supposed to be the ultimate being
I smirked Yeah but even gods need humor.
The Verdant Continuum laughed as roots tangled awkwardly.
The Umbrals shrank into shadows, embarrassed.
Even the Axiom Born sighed.
Logic fails in the presence of Kael Veyris' humor one admitted.
Kael Veyris didn't need a story.
He didn't need conflict.
He needed
plants, shadows, and monotone logic arguing over lunch.
And for once even a god could enjoy the absurdity of life.