Chapter 1 - chapter 1 Birth of a future Satan

Birth of a future Satan 'So this is what comes after death huh? A big ass screen in an empty white room.' Thought Vincent as he looked around. Suddenly the screen turned on and started playing what looked like baby videos, but only he knew exactly who the people in said videos were. He could remember every detail of his life after all, and even then forgetting your own parents isn't something most people can actually do without a severe case of Alzheimer's. 'This means that the little bundle dad is holding would be me.' Vincent noted as he checked for any changes in the room after the screen turned on. Finding nothing he just began watching the life he lived from a different perspective. Literally in this case since he remembered everything from the 1st perspective and now he was seeing things from the 3rd. 'Hope I don't have to go through the whole 34 years. I get kind of depressed and slightly unbearable a few times and it's not great seeing yourself be an ass just because you're smarter than everyone else.' Vincent thought due to not actually being able to voice things aloud at the moment, which took a good amount of his attention away from the rerun playing. 'I look like a naked genderless Jedi ghost. What the hell?' He muttered internally as he saw his near featureless glowing and transparent blue body, which he could only assume was his soul. 'Ah Fuck it, let's watch the show.' Vincent finally thought as he sat down and settled in for the longest movie of his existence. Cause you can't really say 'of his life' once you're dead. 'Man it was always funny remembering my parents reactions to the crazy shit I did when I was a kid. I mean, what kind of four year old uses his RC car's motor to make his tricycle go faster?' 'That kick to win that national Mixed Martial Arts championship is still epic and makes my blood boil. Honestly, those Karate Kid moves can suck it and Jin Mo-Ri would be happy that I recreated Hwechook.' 'Ah shit. Here comes Miranda. Fuck it's depressing just thinking about her. And that she never told me about the child we had until I couldn't even be part of his life. Really wanted to be able to be a good dad like mine was. Would have even put aside most of my projects if I knew.' 'Well at least I succeeded making Cold Fusion a reality and made colonizing the moon a success in exchange. Doesn't fill that hole though.' 'And here comes the second lady who kicked my heart in the nuts. Fucking Joanne.' 'And yup. There it is. Cheating on me with that small dicked moron because I apparently wasn't fulfilling my duties as a man. Something which would have happened if she hadn't complained about it hurting every single time we tried and I got tired of hearing her complaining about it. I created my own brand of lube just to fix the problem but the bitch just had a shallow one. I can't fix that. I can't just make a pussy longer.' 'Well at least it was fun seeing her face when she found out that she was getting fuck all out of me in court. And the face when she realized her little lover lived in standard apartment compared to my near Tony Stark like house. Beautiful house with an awesome view, top of the line everything, a voice responsive system wired through the whole place and a staff to take care of things because I spent a lot of my time in my lab/shop. Too bad I could never make a proper AI like J.A.R.V.I.S due to never having the tech needed for the processing power and I wasn't wasting years making a very secure building just to house it.' 'There's that paternity test she tried to trick me later too. Let that go after a restraining order since I didn't want to fuck up the babies life by taking everything from his parents.' 'And there's my beautiful baby girl. Sleek design. Fastest and most fuel efficient engine humanity had every seen. Capable of getting from earth to Mars in about two days, and with fuel to spare for two more trips. Becoming the first man to grow food on Mars was pretty interesting too. Eat your heart out Matt Damon.' 'Too bad none of that helped me get those healthcare and environmental reforms we really fucking needed. Goddamn politicians and lobbying. One of my greatest achievements was pissing off every politician in the country and about half the companies in the world when I managed to make any form of Lobbying illegal. That's when you know you did something right.' 'And there's the mercenary group that tried to kidnap me before I John Wick'd them. Saved my dog too. Couldn't let them kill Artemis, she's way too much of a good girl.' 'And there's the hole in the head of the guy who ordered the kidnapping.' 'And there's the explosion that took out the entire group of criminals who worked with him.' 'And there the trial for the 21 companies and senators who tried to just me kill afterwards.' 'Ooh, and now there's the little shits who tried to get me arrested for not letting myself be murdered or kidnapped. Supreme Court my ass.' 'Why are my thoughts so rude and emotional when I'm watching all these things I already know?' Vincent suddenly thought to himself as he knew he was usually much more controlled and calm than this. "Oh. That's because you're currently a soul and your emotions are much more direct than when you were alive." Someone answered from beside him. 'Makes sense. Thanks.' Vincent thought as that little mystery was solved. '…' "…" '…' "… You gonna ask yet?" The voice suddenly said as Vincent turns his attention very suddenly towards it. There Vincent found a vague outline of a person, sorta featureless like himself, but Golden instead of blue, and with a mouth. Reminded him of that white thing next to the fate of truth in Fullmetal Alchemist. 'And you are?' Vincent thought as it apparently could hear that. "Well, I am a representation of Death and the Afterlife.