Saturday, September 7, 3:34 PM
Keithan: Dude, Marcy said hi to me at 7/11
Jason: And?
Keithan: Isn't it weird to do that to someone you gave a blowjob to
Jason: As opposed to ignoring someone you gave a blowjob to
Keithan: I guess. I've been thinking about it. Are you circumcised
Jason: What!?
Keithan: Are you?
Jason: I mean, yeah. I think most people in America are? Apparently people from Europe make fun of us for it
Keithan: I am too, it's just, isn't it weird that we do that. Cut off perfectly functional tissue from the male genitals
Jason: I guess
Keithan: What do you think the reasoning is
Jason: Well, I guess if you're Jewish there are religious reasons, right?
Keithan: But you're not Jewish, I'm not Jewish. What's the reasoning there
Jason: I guess because, for whatever reason, everyone else had it done. I guess I have heard some jokes on sitcoms and stuff about women thinking the other way, I mean, not circumcised, is weird, and the guy is self-conscious. Maybe your parents saved you from a girl looking at your penis as weird
Keithan: Yeah, but do you think it like, reduces pleasure
Jason: Does this still have to do with Marcy?
Keithan: No. Idk. Maybe. It was just really weird
Jason: It was one bad blowjob, I'm sure you'll live
Keithan: But I don't think it was her fault. I mean, she did an okay job for a girl. She didn't, like, use her teeth or anything like that. So I sort of feel bad that I didn't enjoy it more, I guess. I mean, you got Marcy kneeling there in her dad's garage next to the fridge with the sodas in it, there probably couldn't be more a humiliating position to be in, and the least I could do for her sake is to get some enjoyment out of it
Jason: You feel bad for her? You're not in love with her or something, are you?
Keithan: No obviously not, but I just feel like enjoying it would have been the right thing to do
Jason: I don't know if there is a "right thing to do" in sex beyond not raping someone
Keithan: Oh. You mean Dustin
Jason: We should do something with him. Play video games with him or something. I feel like we haven't laughed or had fun with him in so long
Keithan: Okay, I'll ask him to hop on