Lin Feng felt his mental CPU reaching overheating temperatures.
Big sis, what now?
She didn't look like she was about to die… so why the meltdown?
Still, his face remained calm and composed—completely unfazed, perfectly embodying the demeanor of an unfathomable master.
"What is it?"
Just two words, yet they carried the weight of absolute authority.
Bibi Dong's tears poured harder. She lifted her pitiful, tear-streaked face; her voice trembled with regret and humiliation.
"Senior, I was wrong!"
"I shouldn't have messed with it myself—I won't randomly sculpt ever again!"
"Please… please help me fix my Spirit! Just change it back to the original version! I'm begging you!"
Lin Feng's brows twitched faintly.
Messed it up?
Good heavens… system rewards could fail like this?
He complained inwardly, but outwardly he remained the same calm, unshakable senior. He simply raised a finger and tapped her smooth forehead.
"Don't panic."
"I'll check."
The next second, his consciousness followed his fingertip into her spiritual sea.
Lin Feng had already mentally prepared.
It's just a spider sculpt gone wrong, right?
How bad could it be?
At worst, the Death Spider Emperor might look like a chubby cartoon arachnid. No big deal—
Then he saw the "Spirits" coiled in the center of her spiritual sea.
Lin Feng's consciousness froze for three full seconds.
Even if he had prepared to face two spiders turned into pink Peppa Pig mascots, he still would've never predicted… this.
In the center of her spiritual sea stood—
Two statues.
No—two monuments.
Two massive, human-height abominations, glistening with oil, rhythmically squirming—one purplish-black, one dark green.
Prehistoric, giant, fat maggots.
But the worst part?
They sensed his presence.
And in a disturbingly coquettish motion…
…wiggled their plump rear ends at him.
That single action made Lin Feng feel his SAN bar go biu, instantly emptying.
WHAT.
THE.
HELL.
What kind of Cthulhu-tier monstrosity was this?!
Throw this into R'lyeh and Cthulhu himself would move out overnight!
Even the usually snarky system inside Lin Feng's mind couldn't handle it. It let out a shrill, hysterical scream:
"Holy crap!!!"
"What is THAT?! Since when is Douluo Continent's biodiversity this unhinged?!"
"Warning! Unknown mental pollution detected! CPU overload 99%! Host, good luck!! I'm out!!"
For once, the system was panicking even harder than he was.
Lin Feng's face twitched uncontrollably. He slowly turned his head toward Bibi Dong's Spirit projection—who had appeared beside him—and stared in silence for thirty seconds before forcing out a sentence:
"…Your aesthetic is… quite unique."
That single line completely shattered Bibi Dong's final shred of psychological defense.
Isn't that just calling her horrifyingly ugly?!
"Waaaaah—!!"
The dignified Pope of Spirit Hall burst into tears again.
"I didn't want this either!! Waaahh…"
"I tried sculpting them using my own image at first, but halfway through, I realized it was too tiring to change spiders into humanoids!"
"So I rolled them back into balls to redo it, but… but then it just… it just turned into this…"
Lin Feng covered his face.
If he stared at those squirming things any longer, he wouldn't be able to eat dinner tonight.
He yelled inside his mind:
"System! Stop playing dead!"
"She's the restaurant's only Supreme VIP monthly customer! Your 'Spirit DIY Figurine Remodeling Authority' gave her THIS?!"
"Where's the after-sales service?! I'm giving you a BAD review!"
System: "…"
After a moment, the system's guilty voice returned:
"How was I supposed to know this woman is a complete klutz?!"
"I gave her the best modeling engine and materials! If she sculpted a pile of crap, is that my fault?!"
"If I had known her craftsmanship was this abstract, I would've rewarded her with a 'Magic Fairy Queen Transformation Device' from the start!"
Lin Feng cut it off:
"Stop babbling. Find a solution. Or your VIP customer is gone."
"Alright!!!"
The system instantly straightened up.
"Ding! Detected an urgent request for 'Top-tier Custom Modeling Service' from VIP Customer: Bibi Dong!"
"Congratulations, Host! Hidden talent unlocked — God-Tier Modeler · Holy Hand Benevolent Edition!"
"Please personally remodel these two pitiful Spirits!"
Lin Feng stared at the horrifying worms again, feeling a migraine forming.
So in the end, he had to sculpt it?
He was a chef, not a professional figure artist!
But… fine. VIP after-sales service. Consider it post-meal exercise.
He took a deep breath, forcibly pressing down his revulsion. His expression returned to the serene look of a master who had everything under control.
"You said you wanted to use your own appearance as the blueprint for the Spirit?"
His voice was calm and steady.
At once, Bibi Dong nodded like a frantic pigeon, eyes still red and wet.
"Mhm! Mhm!"
"Good."
Lin Feng nodded and instructed:
"Stand up."
"Go to the open area."
Bibi Dong froze for half a second, then obediently stood there—like a timid little wife awaiting orders.
"Turn left."
"Turn right."
"Arms horizontal."
"Back straight."
Lin Feng stood before her with his arms crossed, looking like the strictest art director in existence, commanding the exalted Pope to spin like a turntable.
His gaze worked like a precision 3D body scanner, recording every curve and measurement from head to toe.
Tsk.
This figure… this model… in his previous world, this would be a top-tier premium paid MOD.
A slightly indecent thought flashed through his mind—and he ruthlessly crushed it in the next second.
Cough.
Focus. Professionalism.
Throughout the process, Lin Feng remained solemn, as if performing a sacred ritual.
But Bibi Dong… was suffering.
Being examined like this, she felt practically naked—her entire being seen through.
The gaze held no lust, yet it made her feel even more exposed.
Heat rushed up her neck. Her pretty face flushed a vivid shade of pink, spreading rapidly from her ears.
Her whole body trembled from nerves.
Lin Feng naturally noticed her reddened face.
Internally, he made the exact expression of an old man on the subway reading something scandalous.
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