"Today's BB Channel! Since we got a red mark on ServantTube, we've moved platforms today! In that spirit, today's special guest! The fairy knight Bavanshee!"
"So, if I do this, I can really meet Mother?"
"Well? That's your choice~ Anyway, what do you think about the current situation!"
"When it comes to magic, of course Mother should be the main character. It's a relief that Illya seems to know something, but... Mother herself should appear! Magic Royal Palace? Of course Mother should be the queen! You don't understand anything, Dumpty!"
"Ooh~ Thanks for the mama-girl reaction, and please support and react a lot! Finally, could you give a sexy message to senior?"
"Se, sexy...?"
"Yes. For example... wanting to have a threesome with Morgan?"
"What are you talking about!? Well, if Mother wants that, it's OK... but a sexy message...? Then..."
Easy.
"Hey, loser! Are you watching? Don't call some gum-like Melusine, call me~ Of course, not a stupid dog like Barghest who doesn't know her place, but call a perfect fairy like me. Understood?"
"That's all for BB Channel~ Thanks to Bavanshee, we got good reactions!"
"But, didn't your channel get banned? Where are you broadcasting from?"
"There is, a place where popcorn is fried."
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"Anyway, thanks for the good situation, Bavanshee~ Probably some people will say 'This is it today!' and be happy~"
"Since I don't need to strip, shall I use easy people like this~? Someday, if Dumpty watches my broadcast, for whatever reason, you'll call me... hehehe!"
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Wu Zetian is dead.
"I'm not deeead..."
Wu Zetian, who was tortured to the point of beating Koyanskaya, staggers and climbs onto me. Honestly, even I as a child could hit her, but it's a matter of my conscience.
Thus, defeating the last magical middle-aged man, we head to the queen. Honestly, I have a lot to say. Rea....lly a lot.
"Wait there~!"
This scene... don't tell me, the 8th magical middle-aged man!
"Before meeting the queen, you must defeat us magical girls~ah!"
"You, you all...!"
"Just kidding~ Surprised? Master."
"Kuro? Why are you in beast state... Didn't Osakabehime finish the deadline?"
"That too... Of course, as an older sister, the intention is to surprise my little sister!"
Still, finally a normal magical girl has come...
Ahh, I'm not a pedo, so why am I feeling healed?
"But why is her outfit like that."
"Aah~ Because I think Illya will find it cute!"
[Persuaded.]
"Still, if it's Illya, she really might do that..."
"Spoiled brats. They were always like this..."
The Prisma kids are too precocious, that's the problem.
"But, that one is... Matou Sakura!? On the contrary, why a magical girl!? Isn't she a Berserker!?"
"Uh, that's right...?"
Ah, in that side, Sakura was a villain.
"It's okay. This is the harmless(?) Sakura."
"... It doesn't look like harmless eyes."
"Right. It's no different from the eyes that were targeting him back then..."
What eyes?
"It's a misunderstanding~ What kind of dangerous person am I? I'm not even 10 years old yet? I'm younger than all of you~ Can I call you older sister?"
"... Miyu, I think I see a new world."
"I know... How old are you...?"
"I'm 5 years old."
"...."
Kuro and Miyu stare at me with cold, bitter eyes. Why are they looking at me like that...!? If you put it that way, Black Jeanne's debut age in the underworld was exactly 0 years old! And I have no intention of touching her! And how old was Kiritsugu when he had Illya with Irisviel!? In the 4th war, he was 9 years old, so at that time, he was 1 year old...
Thinking like this, am I becoming trash like Kiritsugu? Oh no, was Fate a pedo work from the start...
"Iri... was I trash?"
"Well... is age important now...? The other me was a mother, so..."
"Ah."
Kuro, looking at Irisviel, realizes that she too is a product of such dirty deeds and slaps her forehead.
"It's okay, Sakura. I have no intention of touching you."
".... Yes."
Sakura's eyes darken and her voice lowers. Why...
"It's okay, Master. When Cu raped Aife and got Connla pregnant, she was also a little under 10 years old."
"Who is that."
"Scáthach's younger sister."
The class of raping her own teacher's sister... As expected, heroes from myths are messed up somewhere. By the way, Cu Chulainn died at 27? Around that time, right? ... It's really a mess.
First, guided by the two, we head to the queen's room.
"Welcome."
Arriving at the queen's room...
"Tell me, why did you do that to me."
"Wasn't it fun? I thought Master would enjoy it, so I did it?"
"What's fun about it...!!! I suffered...!"
"... Tehe?"
"Protea, punch with all your might...!!!"
Bam!!!
The princess blocks Protea's great Noble Phantasm-level punch with one hand. As expected, that's class...
"Sigh... It's completely different from the scenario I gave. In the first place, everyone here turned into pigs! Give everyone back!"
Tap...!
As she snaps her fingers, everyone who had turned into pigs returns to normal. Immediately, everyone shouts as if their ears will burst...
Clap.
The princess claps her hands once, and I look at her.
"It's just that the prologue has ended? And, I'm not the one who wrote this scenario?"
"What...?"
Just the prologue? But the mastermind isn't Arcueid? Then, who is it...?
"You know? The child who naturally dropped out in the middle."
".... Huh?"
Wait... huh?
Tap!
"Wa, wait! What are you doing!?"
At that moment, Kuro and Miyu grab me from both sides. What's this!?
"This time, that child wants to have fun? Saying that you don't play with her enough."
"What kind of nonsense is that..."
"What are you doing to my lord!"
"Wait! Don't you all want to see it too? Cute Master's performance."
"..."
"No, you guys who are honest about your desires!!!"
"Sorry Dumpty, I want to see it too..."
"Ritsuka, you too...!"
Damn, I've been had...!
"Then, go save the prince and princess in crisis~"
"Damn...!!!"
Whoosh!
Just like that, I am transported somewhere.
"Hahaha! So the goddess was here! Heracles! Capture that goddess immediately!"
"No, don't... Eury, ale, protect..."
"No, Asterios! It's too much!"
On an island in Okeanos, there is an attack by the Argonauts who have come pursuing Euryale hiding in the Labyrinth, and Asterios is trying to protect her from the great hero.
It is truly a desperate crisis.
Then, a brilliant light appears from the labyrinth.
"What is that...!"
Jason panics and looks at the light...
"Ma, ma..."
"... What is that guy?"
"Magical Boy★Prisma Dumpty... en, enters..."
"I thought my neck would break from waiting~ Well, then, is it my time now?"
A girl wakes up in a room made of mechanical devices and comes out.
"Then, from now on, it's real magical girl time!"