Chapter 99: What If Yu Miao Wants a Blue-Eyes White Dragon?
Old Exodia's attributes must be double A in Power and Speed!
Probably even Precision has reached A-rank, achieving the 3A level.
Yu Miao successfully reached the target location.
Pandora, with the "Golden Eye" mark on his forehead, stood to the side holding a remote control. His finger was pressed on the red "detonate" button. Without the cheating power of "Time Stop,"
This place would probably have already blown up.
"Kick you down first." Yu Miao aimed at Pandora's butt and imprinted a foot on it.
Pandora began to fall like a severed puppet string.
Next was the ring of bombs around Téa's body.
"Exodia!" Yu Miao said solemnly. His most loyal servant, "Old Exodia," appeared.
Split this thing apart!
Old Exodia's precision had already been measured. Yu Miao believed this "Hell Burial Hand Chop" would definitely succeed.
A sharp "hand chop" fell, and the ring of bombs on Téa's upper clothes was sliced open.
However, Yu Miao saw the surrounding world begin to change from stillness back to normal.
Old Exodia's Time Stop was about to expire.
"No time." Yu Miao delivered a "Flying Spear Tackle" to Téa's stomach, crashing into the sea with her.
Time resumed its flow.
BOOM!!!
A huge burst of flame and shockwave erupted from the spot Yu Miao was just at, impossible to ignore.
"..."
On the sea.
Téa held Yu Miao, moving slowly on the water's surface. Waves crashed against her, but she didn't feel the cold at all.
The warmth where their bodies touched already made Téa's face feel like it was on fire.
"So you can't swim." Téa seemed to have discovered a new continent, the smile on her lips barely contained.
"You can put me down." Yu Miao indeed couldn't swim, but he had Duel Spirits. Having Old Exodia carry him across the seas wasn't a problem.
In this regard, Old Exodia was very professional.
"N-no, I can't." Téa refused the suggestion.
Because her top had somehow split open, leaving her upper body in only her underwear. Letting go of Yu Miao would expose her.
Yu Miao also seemed to realize this. He thought of Old Exodia's... Hell Burial Hand Chop.
Hmm, the precision might not be as high as imagined.
Yu Miao unbuttoned his shirt and handed this black undershirt to Téa behind him...
Téa quickly put it on. She originally intended to carry the non-swimming Yu Miao back to shore, but found he was already moving...
"He's not moving his arms or legs at all."
"How can he move on the water's surface?"
Téa couldn't understand this.
Under Yu Miao's feet, an old ox was diligently paddling along submerged.
Bull Blader was excited, letting out "Hehehe" laughs.
*[Feeling the cold seawater, Master recalls the full and warm sensation from earlier, his heart instantly in chaos. They say the right time, place, and people can accomplish great things. Now Master already has the right time and people. He just needs to find any hotel on shore to complete the right place, immediately fulfilling all three conditions. Next is to let Téa Gardner experience true pain hehehe, hehehehehehe!!!]*
"Damn you, your Bull mouth can't spit out human words." As long as it wasn't the time-stopped world, Yu Miao could continue summoning spirits.
Yu Miao summoned the Bad Girl, then kicked the submerged Bull Blader down with one foot!!
The rejected Bull, tears welling: "Bull will be back."
Dark Magician Girl hugged Yu Miao and started swimming on the sea surface, her little hands being quite restless during the process.
A wave hit them. Dark Magician Girl said impatiently, "Ah, my makeup's ruined~"
Yu Miao was stunned. He immediately added: "Hmm... How do you want me to remember?"
No choice. Once these lyrics came out, Yu Miao's mouth moved on its own.
Dark Magician Girl shook her head. She didn't know what her Master was babbling about.
She pulled out a waterproof knockoff phone from somewhere and opened a certain red app.
Yu Miao had good eyesight. He saw this red app was... Damn, "Twitter".
So scary.
When did Dark Magician Girl get corrupted by the internet so quickly without him knowing?
The spirits I command have problems!!
"To compensate for my ruined makeup, I've taken a liking to this set of cosmetics. It only costs..." Dark Magician Girl chattered on.
Yu Miao numbly nodded, "Hmm, uh-huh, oh, oh."
The relationship between spirit and host is best as equal and mutual. Generally, if spirits have small wishes, Yu Miao didn't mind fulfilling them.
This is a healthy way to develop the relationship.
One-sided demands would inevitably lead to problems sooner or later.
Téa followed behind doing the freestyle. She noticed Yu Miao had been talking to the air since earlier.
"What's wrong with him?" Téa was a bit worried.
Until a wave hit, Téa stuck out her tongue to spit out the salty seawater, rubbing her eyes.
She wasn't sure if it was an illusion. When Téa looked ahead again, she seemed to see a semi-transparent figure next to Yu Miao?
"Da... Dark Magician Girl?"
Téa wondered if she was seeing things. She blinked and found she couldn't see it anymore.
By the time the two successfully reached shore.
K.C. black-suited bodyguards had occupied most of the nearby area. They were searching.
It seemed that Dark Marik had already run off.
The Panther Lady came up with a piece of clothing, draping it over Yu Miao, and asked: "Are you okay?"
Yu Miao patted her shoulder. Their relationship was very close. "I'm fine. Marik ran away?"
Panther Lady nodded. She didn't know what happened during Yu Miao's Time Stop. Anyway, when she came to, she found the area in ruins and Marik himself gone.
Yugi stood near Téa. After confirming his friend was okay, he felt relieved.
"Hmph, Yu Miao..."
This familiar tone and speech pattern—Yu Miao could guess the correct answer even with his eyes closed.
It's you, Kaiba!
"I owe you a favor." Kaiba got straight to the point.
Earlier, Yugi and Kaiba were locked in battle when the Silent Doll's head exploded and the subsequent events happened.
They were definitely related to Yu Miao.
"Thank you, Yu Miao big brother." Mokuba came up to thank him. He had really been scared to death earlier.
"Let's speak plainly. Since you owe a favor, repay it quickly."
"I want rare cards."
Yu Miao said with a look of as it should be.
"Hmph, hehehe, hahahaha." Kaiba threw his head back and laughed loudly, then asked: "Speak, what do you want?"
But as soon as he said it, Kaiba regretted it a little.
What if Yu Miao asked for a Blue-Eyes White Dragon?
The Blue-Eyes White Dragon was his forbidden treasure. How could he hand it over?
While Kaiba's expression darkened uncertainly, Yu Miao reached out and spoke: "Give me 'Card of Demise'."
That's right, not the real-life card version of Demise, but the anime version.
[Card of Demise (Anime Version): Draw cards from your Deck until you have 5 cards in your hand. During the Standby Phase of your 5th turn after this card's activation, send all cards in your hand to the Graveyard.]
One for five, scary?
As for that cost, it's practically non-existent, purely for laughs.
Hearing this, Kaiba sneered, "Just this card? Are you sure you want to use up this favor for it?"
As long as it wasn't the legendary, immeasurably destructive Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Kaiba was fine with anything.
Besides, he had more than one Card of Demise. What was the harm in giving one to Yu Miao?
Yu Miao was very sure he wanted to use it up. It'd be best if Kaiba didn't focus his attention on him anymore.
From his Duel Disk's Deck, Kaiba precisely located and pulled out a card—the Normal Spell Card, Card of Demise!
"Take it."
"Yu Miao"
The card was precisely caught between Yu Miao's two fingers. His expression was complicated.
Because he realized he now shared the daily treatment that Yugi got.
When Kaiba called his name, it was already a high-pitch start, low-pitch ending...
This was a very dangerous signal.
After getting the card, Yu Miao quickly took Panther Lady and slipped away. Staying any longer, he was afraid Kaiba would drag him into something.
Run!!
After leaving the pier, Yu Miao had the Silent Magician scan the area for positioning, finding no one following him.
Dark Marik hadn't circled back to tail and ambush him.
Yu Miao opened his panel and found a mission entry already completed.
[Prompt: Rescue hostages, mission complete.]
[Prompt:Téa Gardner, Mokuba Kaiba's favorability towards you greatly increased.]
[Prompt: Based on the hostages' racial attributes, you will obtain "Fairy-Type" and "Dragon-Type" Super Explosive UR Tickets2.]
Yu Miao extracted the two so-called Super Explosive UR Tickets. He believed missions and rescuing people weren't mutually exclusive. Since he could get benefits while saving people, why not do it?
[Super Explosive UR Ticket: Upon use, guaranteed to obtain 1 UR card that surpasses the current era, determined by the specified Type.]
Yu Miao now had two Super Explosive Tickets, one for Dragon-Type and one for Fairy-Type.
Mokuba being Dragon-Type, Yu Miao could understand.
Why was Tea Fairy-Type?
Hinting that Tea might also become a duelist?
Yu Miao opened the Fairy-Type Super Explosive Ticket...
*[Congratulations on obtaining, Effect Monster "Mudora the cestus oracle" (UR)1]**
"Ah, it's you, the Earth Fairy series..." Yu Miao's expression was horrified. He had overlooked one thing—the Earth Fairy series were also Fairy-Type.
Tea, you're awesome!
As everyone knows, the Earth Fairy series are all about purging...
Accomplices of the Tearlaments sisters.
Then, after being limited or banned one by one, the fate of these 4 Earth Fairy is either being Limited to 1 or being Forbidden in the future.
The single-card power of "Mudora the cestus oracle" could probably help Yu Miao. His deck mixed Lightsworns...
The Lightsworn series primarily excels at milling the Graveyard quickly.
The Mudora could easily end up in the Graveyard, and its effect can be activated during the opponent's turn.
Plus, the Lightsworn series can easily mill themselves to death. At critical moments, using The Mudora's effect to return to the Deck for some LP recovery...
Yu Miao happily put this "Mudora the cestus oracle" into his deck.
This haul was amazing—Card of Demise and The Mudora...
Panther Lady had been beside him the whole time. She didn't know how Yu Miao performed the magic trick of suddenly producing a monster card from his hand.
"Mudora the cestus oracle, doesn't seem that great." Panther Lady didn't quite understand the power of the Earth Fairy.
Yu Miao patted Panther Lady's "Panther head," saying: "You'll understand in the future."
The Earth Angel series are cards Konami printed without using their brains, using their butts instead.
Looking at the confused Panther Lady, Yu Miao suddenly thought of something.
Could it be because this mascot was by his side that the Super Explosive Ticket rolled the Earth Fairy?
There was still one Dragon-Type Super Explosive Ticket. Yu Miao used it without hesitation.
If not now, when?
Wait until Ishizu was next to him to use it?
BOOM!
Dragon-Type - Super Explosive Ticket, used successfully.
After special effects only Yu Miao could see exploded, a thick black mist and gas emerged...
A cold, piercing sensation made Yu Miao realize something was off.
This card was...
[Congratulations on obtaining, Fusion Monster "Starving Venom Fusion Dragon" (UR)1]
[Congratulations, Character Talent "Soul Inheritance" triggered, Duel Spirit born.]
Duel Spirit.
The trigger probability for Yu Miao's talent was very low. He didn't expect it to activate here.
Whoa...
Purple light surged in Yu Miao's eyes. He felt a violent energy.
Unknowingly, behind Yu Miao's position, an evil, ferocious venom dragon appeared...
This Dragon's body surface was dotted with pinkish-purple round beads. The golden energy orb on its chest flickered constantly, emitting a "sweet," seductive fragrance...
This Starving Venom Fusion Dragon naturally wasn't Yuri's version, nor was it one of Zarc's Four Dragons.
But it was Starving Venom Fusion Dragon, a brand-new spirit born through Yu Miao's talent.
Starving Venom Fusion...
Just from these words, one could tell this thing was no good-natured creature.
Compared to Starving Venom, Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon was as pure as a child.
"Yu Miao, what's wrong with you?" Panther Lady felt something off about Yu Miao. She placed her hand on his back, her body slowly leaning closer.
Sniff~
Panther Lady's senses were particularly sharp.
Especially smell and hearing.
It was definitely not an illusion. Yu Miao's body was emitting a sweet, fragrant scent.
"So seductive." Panther Lady couldn't help but say.
This scent was like using an alluring fragrance to lure insects to fly into the flame.
Mwah~
Panther Lady took a bite on Yu Miao's left cheek and sucked hard.
This mascot's action was too incredible. Yu Miao immediately snapped out of his strange state, discovering his left cheek had been forcibly sucked into a "red mark."
Panther Lady looked surprised, covering her mouth, finding it hard to accept what had just happened.
—What's wrong with me?
Just now, Panther Lady smelled a sweet, fragrant scent, and then she seemed to lose her mind.
Adapting to the new Duel Spirit, the Starving Venom Fusion Dragon behind Yu Miao slowly began to fade away...
As if nothing had happened.
Yu Miao wiped the saliva off his left cheek. He suspected the fragrance emitted by "Starving Venom Fusion Dragon" could incite crime.
He also found his Dark Level energy had unknowingly risen to Level 7, and his Dueling Soul aspect was also starting to loosen faintly...
These were all gains brought by Starving Venom.
Yu Miao glanced at the Starving Venom Fusion Dragon monster card in his hand. It was the real-life card version's effect.
Compared to the anime version, the real-life Starving Venom was definitely weaker.
The real-life Starving Venom's summoning condition is "2 DARK monsters on the field, except Tokens"!
During the DM era, the Extra Deck didn't have a specified limit on the number of cards.
Starving Venom is a Fusion Monster, so putting it in the Extra Deck wasn't a bad thing for Yu Miao himself.
There would definitely be a chance to use it eventually.
Panther Lady indeed was a lucky charm. Yu Miao was sure of it.
(End of Chapter)
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