Raven's stare felt like it could cut through steel, let alone his very exposed dignity. Lex tried everything—looking at the ground, the sky, a random tree branch—anything but her eyes. But even without looking, he could feel her gaze crawling all over him like she had just discovered a brand-new species.
Shit !Shit !Shit !Shit ! my manhood is in danger
Then an orc charged toward her from the side.
"Hey, look back—there's a—!"
SLASH.
One clean movement, not even a glance.
The orc's body split like someone sliced tofu with a hot knife.
Lex froze mid-sentence, every inch of him trembling.
Oh fuck… if she even doubts me for a second, I'm gone. My eroge life… my world husband dream… all over before the opening cutscene even starts.
Raven finally looked directly at him.
Not at his face.
Lower.
Much lower.
She pointed bluntly.
"Hey, you. What's that on your—"
"STOP! Stop staring!" Lex yelped, instinctively covering himself as if he were shielding a national treasure.
My chin chin is definitely in danger in this world,
Without a word, Raven shrugged off her jacket and tossed it at him. Maybe she understood his nervousness, or maybe she was just tired of whatever unknown creature she thought he was flashing the world.
Lex clutched it like sacred cloth and covered everything that absolutely, desperately needed covering.
Raven stepped closer, sword still dripping with monster blood.
"So," she said calmly, "what are you?"
Lex swallowed.
"You might not know this… but I'm what's called a… man."
She blinked.
Once.Twice.
what's with that drama like reaction,
Then her eyes widened in a shock so pure it felt like watching someone unbox an SSS-tier legendary item.
Oh my god. Why is she staring like she just pulled a limited-edition drop? Calm down! I'm not some ultra-rare loot box prize!....no wait...maybe my dick is.....,
...no, maybe not
Before he could say anything else, Raven grabbed his wrist with surprising gentleness.
"Let's go," she said firmly. "We need to hurry. The scriptures said that if another race like woman ever encounters—"
Lex didn't hear a word.
His entire brain was still processing the sensation of her hand holding his.
Soft, but rough in places where callouses formed from years of sword training. A perfect mix of deadly and feminine.
OMG ,OMG ,OMG .Holy shit… a pretty swordswoman is holding my hand. Stay calm. Stay calm. Control hormones. Think of taxes. Think of bills. Think of dad jokes.
He shook his head.
More important question: Where the hell is she taking me? And what prophecy? Prophecy about ME?
Raven pulled him through the trees until they broke into a wide road leading toward the city.
Stone buildings, floating crystals, armored mages, beast-eared women, carts pulled by magical beasts—Lex couldn't stop staring. Everything looked like a polished RPG map come to life.
Unfortunately, everyone else was staring too.
At him.
Specifically…
…at the lower part of him that the jacket barely covered.
"Shit, shit, shit," Lex muttered, clutching the jacket like a lifeline. "Kill me. Actually kill me. This is my grand entrance? This?!"
An old woman pointed with trembling fingers.
"A male… oh my goodness… a real male has appeared!"
yeah, this is my entrance.....oldies identifying me through my hardness down there...all gone to shit
Another gasped.
"A man? Did the myths come true?!"
Some whispered, panicked.
few stared like they'd discovered the eighth wonder of the world.
Lex hunched behind Raven as if she were a fortress.
I'll use my MILF BARRIER,
They entered the adventurer guild outpost beside the dungeon—a sturdy stone building with banners and armed women rushing in and out.
Raven raised her voice immediately.
"We need a private room. Now."
The receptionist blinked.
"A private room? For wh—"
Raven stepped aside, revealing Lex like she was unveiling a cursed artifact.
The receptionist's jaw dropped.
"T-that's… that's a… a m-male!"
she took a look too,maybe dyin' is better now
Lex murmured, "Haha… yeah. I've somehow become a top adult star just by walking around like this."
Chaos erupted, he could see hotties running around here and there,
Look at those milkers bounce, I guess this is not that bad huh,
Guild staff ran off shouting for officers.
Someone tripped over a table ,another girl fainted.
wait,haki??
ting ting ting ting---------
The front desk bell rang nonstop.
Within minutes, Lex found himself sitting on a couch in a private chamber while dozens—DOZENS—of women stood around the walls staring at him.
Some fascinated, most cautious.
Some blushing.
Some whispering about "rare species."
Raven stood by the wall, arms crossed, acting like she wasn't mentally screaming too.
Lex sat stiffly, jacket pulled down as low as possible, pretending he wasn't internally dying.
How do I stop this from growing, it's not like I can tell them , fuck...
He was excited on the inside… but absolutely couldn't show it. Not when forty pairs of eyes kept drifting down toward his lap.
A scholarly-looking elder approached with a glowing crystal.
"Please remain still. I need to confirm your biological classification."
Lex raised an eyebrow.
"Hah… what kind of day is this when I have to confirm my manhood? Not that this crystal is helping my confidence."
The crystal lit up brightly.
The elder's eyes widened.
"Confirmed. He is… indeed male."
Thank god, or I would've started doubting myself
Another round of screaming.A new girl fainted.
Another staff member ran outside.
Lex sighed.
"Yeah, yeah. More panic. Please form a line if you're going to faint. I don't want to get sued for chaos."
TONG TONG - Bells rang outside.
Loud ones.
Like some emergency ritual was starting.
Yeah, my manhood is some cool museum shit,please enjoy it
More noble ladies rushed in—wearing dresses, armor, enchanted accessories—each one looking more elegant and important than the last.
They crowded around him.
"Where did you come from?"
"Are you dangerous?"
"What is that… structure?"
"Is that how all males look?
"that sure is big, maybe around forearm's size "
"Can I touch—"
"NO," Raven growled before they could finish.
Lex tried to answer questions as honestly as possible, mixing panic with accidental comedy.
"I came from… outdoors."
"No, I'm not dangerous unless you count emotional damage which you milfies are causing."
"And .....please don't describe my body like it's an ancient artifact."
By the tenth question, he was overwhelmed, shoulders drooping as he sank into the couch.
Raven finally stepped forward and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry. For now… I'll protect you."
Lex's eyes sparkled.
Mommy…
He clung to her hand without thinking.
Two armored women immediately marched forward, grabbed him by his arms, and began dragging him away.
"Wha—HEY!" Lex yelled. "Raven, help me! You betrayed me after one line!"
Raven didn't move.
"It's necessary," she said calmly.
"No it's NOT! Take responsibility for saying cool things!"
The knights continued pulling him toward a large reinforced door.
He dug his heels in dramatically.
"What else is there left?! You've all taken my purity already!"
The door creaked open.
Light spilled out.
His fate awaited.