"Senior Brother, what kind of person do you take me for? You two went into the hotel, how could I dare to look? Besides, I have Senior Sister!"
Yun Ming proudly puffed out his chest, chugging a whole glass of iced beer down his throat. It was chilling to the bone!
He ordered a few dishes, not forgetting to put some on his Senior Brother's plate.
"Eat something first..."
"I have to say a few words to you. Look at yourself, let's not talk about what's wrong with Senior Sister Wind Chime... Did you really feel comfortable rejecting her and then leaving her alone in the hotel?"
Xu Zhimo was startled, his brows furrowing.
He was clearly a bit worried, immediately standing up, but then sat back down and pulled out his phone.
Yun Ming pressed his hand down.
"Don't worry, Senior Sister is already there."
"Junior Brother's actions are truly reassuring..."
The man said this, his hand slowly falling, feeling a bit idle, so he could only drink.
A glass of iced beer was quickly consumed, without eating any food, just drinking.
His nose soon turned bright red from the cold wind, and even the corners of his eyes were tinged with a slight blush.
The moonlight was sharp, reflecting in the wine.
"Drink..."
"Drink!"
Alcohol couldn't solve the problem. After tonight, their relationship would still be awkward, but Yun Ming knew his Senior Brother just wanted to drink for a while.
So, they drank.
They drank until the shop owner was about to close, and they were both tipsy.
Stumbling and swaying, without any proper demeanor, they were purely two drunks, one big, one small.
Supporting each other, they cursed and grumbled.
Laughter echoed in the night sky... "You, why didn't you accept? Can't a younger sister be a wife? It's not like you're blood-related... You used to read those erotic books, and there were quite a lot of sister-type stories."
"Go to hell, is that the same? If Ling'er takes off her clothes in a few years and presses your hand against her chest, how would you feel?"
"Woc, is Senior Sister that brave?"
Xu Zhimo gripped his Junior Brother's neck tightly, a rare trace of seriousness appearing in his drunken eyes, "Speak."
"Tell me, what should I do?"
Yun Ming thought about it. Although these 'incest' stories in novels and comics were quite shippable, a younger sister he had truly watched grow up from childhood...
Indeed, he couldn't accept it.
It wasn't like Yi Jiang and Yi Xuan. For characters in a game, he always had a bit of a preconceived notion.
He even thought about 'raising' them, though he immediately gave up on that idea later.
But ultimately, Ling'er... "No... Ling'er is not okay!"
"But you're different from me. You don't have anyone else you like. Just make do with Sister Feng Ling..."
"Just live with her. You might not accept it at first, but feelings change slowly, right? Oh, and you slammed the door! It's already good that I didn't punch you when I came over."
Xu Zhimo slapped himself, leaving a deep red mark, "You don't need to... Don't try to take advantage."
What a tough guy!
Yun Ming gave a thumbs up, his mouth curling into a knowing grin.
"I don't care what you think..."
"Anyway, I'm siding with family, not logic. No matter how many reasons you have, you're not allowed to make Sister Feng Ling sad again."
It was still the same old saying: you're still single anyway.
Then this doesn't involve a third party. As your Junior Brother, I absolutely must be the peacemaker, regardless of your pain.
What's wrong? If you really could bear to ignore Senior Sister Wind Chime from now on, you wouldn't be drinking alone and slapping yourself.
Rather than getting entangled and ending up with a bunch of melodramatic drama,
It's better to act when the time is right.
How long can a girl's youth last? Besides, Sister Feng Ling has such a good figure, her eyes are full of you, and she has a good personality.
Senior Brother, don't be ungrateful!
"Damn it, I've said enough..."
"I'm drunk..."
"I need to call Senior Sister and have her pick me up to go home..."
Yun Ming was dizzy, but before he could pull his phone out of his pocket, his body fell backward.
Strange, why was it so soft... He looked back, "Ke Ke?"
"It's Senior Sister Ke Ke~"
Ke Ke rolled her eyes exasperatedly, supporting Yun Ming's head. It still hurt a bit where he had just hit her chest.
"Drinking so much, not answering calls, not replying to messages... You two just wait for Senior Sister to deal with you!"
"It's okay, I'll hide at your place~"
Yun Ming laughed foolishly, then Ke Ke hoisted him onto her shoulder. It was quite a struggle for her small stature.
Xu Zhimo declared that he could still walk, but after only two steps, his head was about to hit the wall and Ke Ke pulled him back.
One was being dragged on the ground, the other carried on her back.
Ke Ke sighed helplessly.
She didn't want to stay up late; she still wanted to grow taller.
"You'd better not fall asleep, Junior Brother, otherwise those three little ones will get angry~"
"And you, stupid Senior Brother, get up and walk yourself! Your clothes will get dirty."
Yun Ming didn't speak, vaguely wrapping his arms around his Senior Sister's neck, face pressed against face, his palm dangling on her chest.
He didn't notice.
But Ke Ke didn't mind either.
Because they often did this when they were little. When Yun Ming got into trouble or angered Ye Qingxuan, he would hide with Ke Ke.
Or it was... Ke Ke getting into trouble because Yun Ming led her astray.
The two would hide in the back mountain, sometimes until dawn the next day, vaguely falling asleep leaning against each other, only to be found by Master... and each get a beating.
Ke Ke always wanted to put on a Senior Sister's air, stepping forward.
Bravely protecting her Junior Brother.
But under Master's ethereal spur, she quickly confessed everything, making a clean breast of it.
She could only shield her Junior Brother... Then, Yun Ming would truly get a belt beating.
Even so, Yun Ming still loved to play with Ke Ke.
The silly Senior Sister was easy to coax; she'd fall for any trick, and when buying food, it was always 'one for you, one for you, one for you'~
Her world was always very simple: protect her Junior Brothers and Junior Sisters, and flirt with her Senior Brothers and Senior Sisters for delicious food.
Diligently practice spells!
Hoping everyone could be happy...
Halfway there, the spiritual energy sobered him up.
Yun Ming finally came to his senses.
Bad news, the three little ones weren't asleep yet. Being stood up was one of the most annoying things.
Now he'd be disliked.
And indeed, Yun Ming's prediction was accurate. When they returned to Sui Bian Temple, the lights were still on, and the three little ones were chattering.
However, Yi Xuan was almost asleep, her eyes blurry with sleep, drooling, "Sister, hasn't Master come back yet?"
"Soon..."
"You said that just now."
"It's really soon this time."
"Master and Sister are big liars, we won't talk to you next time..."