"I get it, you want to come in and take a dump with me, right?"
Upon hearing this, Hanako was immediately astonished!
Holy crap, that's disgusting!
Even I, a ghost, find it perverted.
Hanako, standing outside the door, was speechless for a moment, thinking to herself that she too had been a beautiful young woman when she was alive.
How could I have encountered such a vulgar and foul-mouthed man?
Taking advantage of Hanako's momentary daze, Chang Wei actually knocked on the door twice, extending a sincere invitation:
"Are you coming?"
Ding! The other party has sent you a duo queue invitation.
Hanako:? ? ?
You actually invited a female ghost to go to the toilet with you!
Those two simple words dealt Hanako a devastating blow.
vomit!
Seeing that Hanako still didn't move, Chang Wei went a step further, directly opening the door a crack and looking at her with a smile:
"Don't worry, my poop doesn't smell bad, at most it smells like photinia flowers, and I can also play games with you and dominate the game."
"I promise, this is the first time I've done this with a girl. Want to come?"
He's back for a second round of gaming with Shit Pit.
Hanako was completely dumbfounded upon hearing this, her mind brimming with complaints but nowhere to vent them:
Are you really a scumbag and a pervert?
What kind of weird thing is it to invite a ghost to go to the toilet together?
Moreover, she was only 18 years old when she died!
abnormal!
death penalty!
Repeat!
"Ding! New romanceable character detected—Hanako"
"I am experiencing intense emotional fluctuations."
"You could try to tame it~"
System notifications came one after another, and Chang Wei was secretly delighted. It seemed that his strategy was correct and the female ghost was within the range of subjugation.
As the saying goes, as long as you're bold!
Even female ghosts are afraid.
"Big brother, come out first, I'll show you something good."
Hanako was no ordinary person either; after a brief moment of surprise...
She gave a sinister smile, and blood began to seep from her entire body. Blood holes appeared on her chest and abdomen, and her pale face was covered with knife wounds, making her look ferocious.
At this moment, Hanako's death was revealed to be extremely ugly.
She approached the bathroom step by step, and a chilling ghostly aura instantly filled the entire small space.
Chang Wei sneered: "Don't think I don't know you're trying to trick me into going out, and then you'll cut my kidneys."
Hanako was stunned: "No, I didn't."
How can you prove it?
"I'm a demon, I only kill and harm people, I never kill anyone..." Hanako, who was trying to explain herself, suddenly realized what she had done and gritted her teeth:
"Wait, since when did it become your turn to interrogate me?"
As she spoke, she angrily kicked open the toilet door.
"Ah! There's a ghost!"
Chang Wei, who had been sitting steadily on the toilet, suddenly jumped up as if struck by lightning, screaming in terror.
Hanako was stunned. Weren't you quite calm before?
In fact, Hanako's reaction was not so easily provoked, mainly because Chang Wei had been too calm and composed when facing her before.
Now, however, he is acting so panicked and flustered, a stark contrast that leaves the female ghost completely bewildered.
Just as the female ghost was about to approach, Chang Wei didn't even glance at her, but pointed in terror at the mirror in front of him:
"A ghost! There's a ghost! There's a hideous demon in the mirror!"
Hanako was startled and subconsciously turned her stiff head to look in the mirror.
Chang Wei was prepared and took out the flashlight he had prepared in advance and turned it on at the right time.
He knew that the terrifying atmosphere of ghost movies often relied on dim and oppressive lighting.
So, when Hanako looked in the mirror, she saw a blurry yet terrifying female ghost reflected in a gloomy and eerie light.
Hanako had already displayed her most terrifying form, intending to frighten Chang Wei out of his wits. Now, with the added filter effect, the level of horror skyrocketed.
Hanako froze on the spot, her pupils gradually dilating.
"ah!"
The female ghost screamed and involuntarily threw herself into Chang Wei's arms. The extreme fear made her even forget her identity as a ghost.
Even if she unfortunately becomes a ghost, she is still a female ghost, and besides, she is still a girl after all!
It's normal to be afraid of ghosts!
Terrified, she closed her eyes and kicked her legs wildly in Chang Wei's arms.
Two cool, clear tears were left behind!
She was so scared of herself that she cried!
15 con artists jump off buildings
"Ding! Host has successfully embraced Hanako's first experience!"
"Target: Hanako!"
Rating: C!
"Ding! You have earned 1000 points!"
The system notification sounded again.
Chang Wei forced himself to remain calm and reassured her, "Don't be afraid, I'll help you escape!"
After saying that, he hugged the female ghost in a princess carry, rushed out of the bathroom, and headed straight for the balcony.
Standing on the balcony, Chang Wei said breathlessly, "You go first, don't worry about me!"
Hanako was taken aback, a hint of emotion flashing in her eyes:
"We'll go together!"
Chang Wei's expression was resolute; he shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"One of us must stay behind to fend off the evil spirit in the mirror, or we'll all be doomed if we all go together."
After saying this, he lifted Hanako high and gently kissed her pale forehead with deep affection:
"Hua Hua, even if you're all alone, you must live on strongly."
"Waaah, big brother, you're so kind."
Hanako was moved to tears by the tragic atmosphere of the drama.
"Ding! Host has successfully flirted with Hanako's girl, making her heart flutter!"
"Target: Hanako!"
Rating: C!
"Ding! You have earned 1000 points!"
Chang Wei was overjoyed; his probing move had yielded unexpected results.
Then, he let go of both hands.
Hanako, however, floated in the void and did not fall.
"Damn it, just jump down right now!"
Chang Wei's expression changed instantly, his gaze turning fierce.
He clenched his fist, transforming it into a powerful iron fist made of rebar, and smashed it down on Hua Zi's skull.
"Evil is swift!"