Seeing Dai Sheng's pleading gaze toward him, Chen Pingjiang frantically waved his hand and warned,
"Don't look at me, I won't help. This is a fucking drunk woman with unlimited rights to self-defense."
Dai Sheng chuckled,
"Chen-ge, can I borrow your car? To send her to the hotel."
Chen Pingjiang was puzzled,
"Is it necessary?"
"General Manager Ge is a very good person. Actually, she's not from our Tongcheng. I heard from people at our bar that she was just traveling to relax, and only opened a bar to pass the time when she found a nice place. She's helped me before,"
Dai Sheng explained.
"Alright, you help her into the car."
Chen Pingjiang waved his hand.
Zhao Shaoyang, who was having a blast on the other side, was stunned,
"Chen-ge, it's not even 12 yet, are we not playing anymore? I haven't even gone to the dance floor to jump around."
Chen Pingjiang gave him an annoyed glance,
"How about we leave first, and you keep playing?"
"Forget it, what's the point of me playing if you all leave?"
Zhao Shaoyang then looked at the drunken Ge Mengshi.
"This elder sister is really beautiful, she has that vibe of a pretty female CEO from TV shows."
"You like her?"
"Yes, I do."
Zhao Shaoyang nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
Chen Pingjiang pointed,
"Then you support her."
Once in the car, Ge Mengshi was placed into the front passenger seat, while the three brothers sat in the back.
Chen Pingjiang just made a turn, and although Ge Mengshi was wearing her seatbelt, her head still hit the car door with a "bang" due to inertia.
The sound was so sharp that Chen Pingjiang winced as if he felt the pain himself.
Seemingly roused by the pain of the impact, Ge Mengshi mumbled and rubbed her head, then let out a burp.
A wave of alcohol fumes wafted through the enclosed car, and Chen Pingjiang's expression changed.
"Do... do you believe in love?"
Half-drunk, half-awake, Ge Mengshi whispered, as if asking Chen Pingjiang, yet also asking herself.
"Whether I believe in love or not isn't important. Vomiting in the car is 200,"
Chen Pingjiang grunted.
No matter how good-looking Ge Mengshi was right now, she was still a drunk, and Chen Pingjiang really couldn't muster any interest.
However, one good thing about Ge Mengshi was that after getting drunk, she didn't turn into a raging lunatic like some women; she just sat quietly.
Ge Mengshi felt as if she had a very long dream, but she had no recollection of what it was about.
The fiery atmosphere of the bar, combined with the DJ's shouts and the aggressive music, stimulated by alcohol, made her mind go blank, unwilling to think about anything.
She stared with wide eyes at the windshield, silent and dazed.
"Hey, how unusual. To wake up after falling asleep drunk, this woman is not simple,"
Chen Pingjiang found it amusing.
In the back, the three novices couldn't see Ge Mengshi's state in the front passenger seat, but the atmosphere was somewhat heavy, and no one spoke.
Zhao Shaoyang was a bit unaccustomed to such an environment.
After pondering for a while, he asked,
"Damn it, tonight was a total loss. I saw a girl I liked but didn't dare to go up and ask for her QQ. I was still thinking of getting closer during the clubbing."
Dai Sheng smiled apologetically, "Buddy, I spoiled the fun tonight. When I get paid, I'll treat you to another outing."
Zhao Shaoyang liked such "bad company," and soon he was chatting enthusiastically with Dai Sheng.
Although the few people in Dorm 603 could chat, they couldn't really hang out together.
He Siyu only knew how to study all day, Wang Lei only knew how to play games and read novels without even showering, Guo Dewen only revolved around girls, and only Chen Pingjiang truly suited Zhao Shaoyang's taste.
But unfortunately, Chen Pingjiang was usually busy with work and had no time to play with him.
Now seeing Dai Sheng, he felt they were kindred spirits.
After a sudden brake, Ge Mengshi, who was already dizzy, felt her head pounding and became even more dizzier.
"Ugh, ugh!"
Her stomach churned.
She desperately wanted to control herself, but her pharyngeal reflex made it impossible.
She turned her head and vomited.
Chen Pingjiang had been smoking with the window open when he suddenly heard Ge Mengshi dry heaving beside him.
He immediately felt something was wrong.
When he looked back, his eyes widened.
"Holy shit!"
This was Chen Pingjiang's desperate cry.
Ge Mengshi started spewing, like performing a water dragon technique, with a loud gushing sound.
The vomit's trajectory was particularly precise, landing entirely on Chen Pingjiang's clothes and his crotch.
Chen Pingjiang could only console himself that, fortunately, this elder sister had only drunk alcohol tonight and hadn't eaten anything else.
After vomiting, Ge Mengshi finally felt a sense of relief, letting out a moan.
"Oh my god, I'm going to die."
Zhao Shaoyang pinched his nose.
Fortunately, he hadn't drunk much tonight, otherwise he would have started vomiting too.
Dai Sheng was even more embarrassed.
Not to mention the foul smell filling the space, his former boss had just thrown up all over his current boss, especially since he was the one who asked to take care of Ge Mengshi.
He said to Chen Pingjiang with great guilt,
"This... Chen-ge, I... I really didn't expect this."
Unlike Dai Sheng, who was on the verge of tears, Zhou Guanghan just sat there dumbfounded and silent, holding his breath tightly until his face turned crimson before quickly opening the rear window for a breath of fresh air, then returning to hold his breath again.
Chen Pingjiang felt that he shouldn't have listened to Dai Sheng and come out drinking tonight.
It was like leaving home without checking the almanac, ending up with such a mess.
His entire body felt as if it had gone sour, and his face was wet from the splash, so disgusted he almost threw up himself.
When they arrived at the hotel, Chen Pingjiang booked a room under the disgusted gaze of the front desk clerk, then rushed into the room and took off his jacket.
"How about we call the police? The front desk staff just gave us weird looks, they must think we, four men and one woman, are going to do something."
"Forget it, will the police bother with this little thing of yours? Besides, in her state, she might even be taken back for questioning."
Bare-chested, Chen Pingjiang emerged from the bathroom in boxer briefs, frowning.
He said to everyone,
"Can someone get me some clothes to wear? Otherwise, how can I go back like this?"
They all looked at each other, stumped.
"The dorms are closed at this hour, we can't go back."
"The clothing stores in the mall are also closed."
"Great-uncle, why don't you wear mine?"
Chen Pingjiang sighed and shook his head, walking barefoot on the hotel room carpet.
Looking at Ge Mengshi sprawled on the bed, he was seething with anger.
Without hesitation, he kicked her outstretched leg, fortunately without much force.
Dai Sheng couldn't bear to watch, turning his head away, pretending not to see.
In any case, Chen Pingjiang was the victim tonight, so it was good to let him vent.
The amazing softness of Ge Mengshi's buttock came through the sole of his foot.
To be honest, the sensation was quite nice.
Chen Pingjiang found amusement in his misery, opening a can of Coke and saying with a laugh,
"Next time you 'pick up a body,' don't pick this kind. Even the most beautiful fairy princess will poop and fart. When she vomits, it shatters all your filters for her. No matter how pretty her face, it's wasted."
Zhao Shaoyang laughed lightheartedly,
"Chen-ge, don't pretend to be strong with that fake smile. I can already feel the anger brewing in your stomach."
After shaking his head helplessly, Chen Pingjiang said,
"The hotel laundry is already closed, we can't go back, and we can't buy anything. What else can I do but give a wry smile?"
"Chen-ge, how about this: tomorrow morning I'll go to the mall first thing and buy you some clothes. Anyway, it's already so late, let's just get a room at the hotel and sleep."
Chen Pingjiang nodded,
"That's the only way. You guys go open two more double rooms."
Again, they all looked at each other, stumped, and no one moved for a long time.
"I... didn't bring my ID."
"Me too!"
Chen Pingjiang was speechless,
"Don't you fucking take your ID cards when you go out?"
"I lost my ID card and haven't had time to replace it."
"Mine was given to the school."
"I didn't put it in my wallet..."
After thinking, Chen Pingjiang could only turn his gaze to Ge Mengshi, who was asleep on the bed.
"Dai Sheng, where's her bag? She must have brought her ID card."
Dai Sheng's gaze began to dart around in hesitation.
If it were any other woman, he would have eagerly started, but Ge Mengshi's presence was causing him a bit too much psychological pressure.
Chen Pingjiang cursed and walked towards Ge Mengshi,
"Look at you guys, you fucking good-for-nothings. Clearly never had it good."
He turned Ge Mengshi over, found the Chanel handbag pressed beneath her, and Chen Pingjiang rummaged through it for a long time.
It was no exaggeration to call Ge Mengshi's small bag a treasure chest.
Lipstick, tissues, hand cream, perfume, mirror, keys, wallet, hair ties...
A whole bunch of scattered items.
After finding the ID card, Chen Pingjiang asked Dai Sheng to open a room, planning to make do for the night.
However, a problem arose: there was only one king-size bed, barely enough for three men to squeeze together.
Zhao Shaoyang chuckled,
"Chen-ge, we're going to sleep. You'll have to work hard tonight taking care of General Manager Ge."
Before Chen Pingjiang could react, the three animals closed the door.
Now Chen Pingjiang was dumbfounded.
He was naked except for boxer briefs and didn't dare to walk out.
"Damn hotel doesn't even have a bathrobe,"
Chen Pingjiang muttered.
He nudged the sprawling Ge Mengshi to the side, then plopped down on the bed.
At this moment, he absolutely mustn't touch the woman's clothes.
That way, when Ge Mengshi woke up tomorrow, Chen Pingjiang wouldn't be wrongly accused.
And so, Chen Pingjiang pulled the blanket over himself and immediately fell into a deep sleep.
Meanwhile, Ge Mengshi, partly covered by the blanket, slept on the other side.
"Water, so... thirsty."
Chen Pingjiang was just about to fall asleep in a daze when he heard Ge Mengshi whimper like a cat beside him.
Left with no choice, he poured a glass of water and fed it to her.
Only when drinking water did Ge Mengshi regain a slight bit of consciousness.
Her hazy eyes saw a bare-chested man's body, making her think it was a dream.
She had no time to think about anything else.
After drinking the water, Ge Mengshi drifted back into a deep sleep.
Just then, Cong Nini sent a text message.
"Dad-dy, I can't sleep. Wanna chat for fifty cents?"
Chen Pingjiang retorted irritably,
"Daddy is very busy, there's a delicate and beautiful woman lying next to me."
Cong Nini: Is it Yan Yan-xuejie?
Chen Pingjiang: No.
Cong Nini: If you don't want to chat with me, just say so. Don't string me along.
Chen Pingjiang: Why would I lie to you?
Cong Nini: I'm so actively throwing myself at you, yet you ignore me. Do you still have the mind to hit on others? Could it be that men only appreciate what they can't have, and don't care about what's offered to them?
Chen Pingjiang grimaced.
Could he really look so harmless?
(End of chapter)
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