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Chapter 1 - thanks allot truck- chan

( a boy begins to narrate)

Kusoraki - at one point... I wanted to kill myself. ( as a boy. hes face not seen,is standing on the rooftop of a twelve story building. He looks lifeless, like all hope in life was gone. He stears down from the roof as cars and people walk past..)

Kusoraki - at that point... all which was in my head was...just one jump. One jump to end it all..but.

( as he staggers back in fear from seeing the hight as he falls to the ground )

Kusoraki - even that was a feat I could not reach. ( as he stops narrating)

Kusoraki - haa.. I cant even have enough courage to jump, how infuriating.... ( he gets up and dusts he's hands.)

Kusoraki - well. No point crying over spilled milk. atleast I have-

" Ring..ring...ring"

Kusoraki - hello.

" ah kusoraki. I see, you finally peak up your damn phone "

Kusoraki - sorry sir, I was caught up in something and... ( as he stops for a second before talking) sir, I dont understand what you mean-

" tsk. Are you deaf, I said your fired and that's that "

Kusoraki - but sir why, did I do anything wrong . I'm sure I can fix it -

" haa.. you see that's your problem.... your not fixing anything. And even if you want to fix the problem. Then you should know that the problem is you.

...

" and before you ask why, give me a chance, bla bla bla. Let me stop you there... you see my nephew wants your spot and I just happened to seize -

Bip. ( as he cuts the call)

Kusoraki - yhhh no. I don't need to hear that. ( as he turns he's head to look at the edge of the roof)

Kusoraki - afterall , I'll be dead soon. ( and with saying that he jumps off the building with open arms facing backwards.Ready to land flat on the ground . But as luck would have it he lands on a truck carrying beds and survives the fall as the truck drives off. Hes eyes are closed as he opens them. Hes face which was not seen before is now seen as clear as day and most certainly could not be ignored. Hes dashing eyes of light green and hair of black which complemented he's striking face card was given him the suspicion of being sculpted by gods own hands. With a face unbroken he speaks)

Kusoraki - haa.... how infuriating. Even death does not want to claim me.( as the truck is passing a building . he sees a man jump from a building. As the man jumps and was not so lucky to survive)

Kusoraki - tsk.your one Lucky guy.

Ring...ring...

Kusoraki - why does everyone choose to call me now of all days.

Ring...ri-

Kusoraki - listen. If it's not important tell me in the afterlife. ( as he rolls off the truck trying to get smashed by another vehicle. But as luck would have it the driver was taking a uturn as he lands not on the road but on a field of cotton plants.)

Kusoraki - the hell ! . Just take me already!!.

( as a faint voice can be heard)

" hello..hello. yo kusoraki, what was that sound."

(As he realizes he was still on the call )

Kusoraki - yhh. Let's not do this. I'm try to figure out the aftermath of failing to die twice in one day. So whoever you are-

" twice. Yo kusoraki, what the hell are you rambling about "

Kusoraki - hang on. Is that you akio.

" yh long time no see "

Kusoraki - na, not long enough I guess. Is this important.

" oh right. Are you busy"

Kusoraki - well not really I was just about to drown myself in a really beautiful river I just discovered. But I guess that can wait.

" well that can wait. Cause I just got you a job. A really big one .( as a glimmer of hope lights he's eyes. without a second thought he responded)

Kusoraki - when can I start ....( as he narrates)

Kusoraki - and just like that my world went from grey to white real fast. Turns out... the job was a modelling job and as soon as I entered the game. I became a hit . I was everywhere. And at the age of twenty five I was richer than all my past generations combined. I even got married to a model, and had kids, and soon after. I was a grandfather...)

Fifty year's later.....

( kusoraki is waiting for the sign to turn green as it turns green he walks . He is in the middle of the road when a truck is coming at full speed, headlights shining brighter than the sun. He looks at the truck with the face of an innocent child as he speaks)

Kusoraki - well this was unexpected.

.....( it was all black until it was not. kusoraki opens he's eyes to a white room, realizes he is now young again. As an old man with long white beard greets him)

Old man - ahh, welcome lost soul. I see you are chosen to be reincarnated as this worlds hero. I'm sure your life was very sad up till your last breath -

Kusoraki - what the hell are you talking about.

Old man - I'm sorry, what was that.

Kusoraki - well for start. I had wonderful life and even had lots of children. ( as he picks he's nose) and second,well ....you could say I had a sad life at my Last breath but whose fault was that.( he blows the buggar from he's hand then picks hes ear)

Kusoraki - I mean, I was on my way to get myself some vintage wine for my 3 year old granddaughters birthday. But here I am talking to you.

Old man - dont you think wine is a little excessive for a little child.

Kusoraki - na. She'll learn ( as he wipes hes hand before sitting on the floor)

Old man - I see death is still a shock for you.but if I remember . you wished for death many times and worldy gods summoning employee, truck - chan . never missed a target. So if you are here right now you must have been chosen by your valid cry to die.

Kusoraki - yhhh, I think you cooking up the wrong soup, as I said before. I had a happy life so why would I wish for death.

Old man - but you even tried to die before.

Kusoraki - you got cotton in your ears !! . I said I never- ( as he realizes)

Kusoraki - hang on did, you say I tried to die before.

Old man - yes, yes, you remember now right.so dont waist time and join your otherworldly mates and -

Kusoraki - let me guess, defeat the demon lord, yhhh that's not gonna happen.( as he lies on the ground)

Old man - why is that.

Kusoraki - cause that was over fifty year's ago.

Old man - huh, what do you mean.

Kusoraki - haa... what a bother.

Old man - but that cant be right. I got the message just now that an unfortunate soul is in pain.

Kusoraki - well talking to you is a pain, so that's one thing it got right.

Old man - there has to be an explanation for this. ( as a system like computer comes up in front of the old man. He searches through it and finds the date as it read)

Old man - 1999 an unfortunate soul has been chosen as the hero of this world..( as he turns to kusoraki in shock) and what year did you die.

Kusoraki - I was murdered in 2049 by a truck

Old man - you weren't murdered, you were summoned.( annoyed)

Kusoraki - so says my murderer. ( kusoraki says sarcastically as the old man is vividly annoyed)

Old man - may I start with apologies for the.

Kusoraki - murder ?

Old man - no summon.

Kusoraki - you say summon, I say murder.

Old man - yes, murder. As an apology I will give you every single unwanted skill and anything you ask for.

Kusoraki - so what your saying is your clearing some space in your trash bin on that little system of yours.

Old man - yes.

Kusoraki - what a bother. Well what I want is simple. I want a normal and ordinary life, what I didn't have after I got famous, can you do that gramps.( as he stands up from the floor)

Old man - yes, yes, now go or I might get wrinkles before my time.

Kusoraki - but its already your ti-

( as he pushes a button in annoyance as kusoraki is transported out of there )

Old man - good redons .hmf, I need I drink. ( ashe reaches for the glass next to him and accidentally spilled it on he's system. As it starts to malfunction. Messing up kusoraki reincarnation process)

Old man - this doesn't look good. Where did I send him now.

(As kusoraki opens hes eyes)

...

To be continued...