Roy woke up the next day feeling… drained.
Not magically.Not physically.
Emotionally.
Because yesterday, he had survived:
Venelana
Albedo
Narcissa
Nagini
Bela White
Grayfia
Rem
Ram
Rowen Ravenclaw
…all taking turns kissing him.
And Roy was now realizing he had nine women watching him with interest.
He was in danger.
Real danger.
The Morning Chaos Begins
Roy walked downstairs toward the breakfast hall, hoping—praying—for peace.
He should have known better.
The moment he stepped into the dining room:
Jessica ValvasClara ValvasAlex ValvasDarius ValvasVenelanaNarcissaBela WhiteAlbedoGrayfiaNaginiRemRamRowen Ravenclaw
ALL turned to look at him.
Jessica narrowed her eyes.Clara smiled like a predator.Darius raised a brow.Alex looked confused.Venelana smirked.Narcissa hid a knowing smile.Bela White coughed into her hand, blushing.Albedo stared with glowing golden eyes.Nagini looked too calm.Rem and Ram whispered to each other.Rowen hid her face behind a book.
Darius was the first to speak.
"Boy… you smell like nine different perfumes."
The room went dead silent.
Roy froze.
Albedo choked.Ram started laughing.Narcissa turned pink.Grayfia looked away.Clara clapped her hands cheerfully.Jessica's smile turned terrifying.
Jessica leaned forward."ROY VALVAS."
Roy swallowed."Yes… Mom?"
Jessica tapped the table."One morning. And you managed NINE?"
Clara joined in cheerfully."Amazing. At this rate, I'll have my great-grandbabies by next year!"
Roy practically choked on air.
"MOTHER! GRANDMOTHER!"
Darius burst into laughter, wiping tears.Alex looked like he wanted to escape.Nagini hid behind her cup.Bela blushed so hard she looked like a red lantern.
Breakfast was total chaos.
Roy Escapes to His Study (Again)
After surviving the disaster called "family breakfast," Roy hurried to his study.
He needed refuge.
More importantly—he had work to do.
He summoned:
Bela White
Narcissa Black
Nagini
and for the business side—
Venelana Bael
Albedo
They arrived quickly, each sitting gracefully.
Roy didn't waste time.
"I have new designs."
With a gesture, he summoned glowing system windows and projected pages of Teyvat fashion designs onto crystal screens.
The women froze.
Stunning dresses.Luxurious handbags.Dragon-skin heels.Inazuma kimonos.Liyue evening gowns.Fontaine coats.Snezhnayan royal winter fashion.Jewelry lines.Bracelets with enchanted gemstone arrays.
Bela White inhaled sharply."This… this is revolutionary."
Narcissa whispered, "These designs are decades ahead of wizarding fashion."
Nagini traced a finger over a floating design. "Elegant… powerful… magnificent."
Albedo's wings quivered slightly. "We can dominate the magical and muggle luxury markets."
Venelana nodded seriously. "These will outshine every brand on Earth."
Roy smiled faintly.
"Then let's begin production. You have full permission."
All five women bowed their heads in respect.
"We won't fail you."
Roy Announces Worldwide Expansion
Roy stood, hands behind his back.
"One more thing."
The room straightened instantly.
"We are expanding Liyue Store across the world."
Narcissa blinked. "Where first?"
Roy's voice was firm.
"FranceAmericaItalyGermanyand Hogsmeade."
Bela's eyes widened."That will make Liyue Store the biggest magical company on Earth."
Nagini added softly, "And strengthen our influence in every major market."
Venelana smiled with business fire. "We can begin scouting locations immediately."
Albedo stepped forward. "We will prepare reports and proposals by tonight."
Roy nodded.
"Good. I'll approve the first designs tomorrow. Meeting dismissed."
The women stood, bowed respectfully…
But before they left—
They all looked back at him with soft, affectionate eyes.
And Roy realized:
The kissing problem was not going away.
At all.