Roy Meets the Angry Women One by One
Roy stood outside Hogwarts' main entrance.
He wasn't facing Death Eaters.Not Voldemort.Not giants.Not curses.Not dragons.
No.
He was facing something FAR more terrifying:
Every angry woman in his life arriving at the same time.
The air shimmered with multiple pop sounds of apparition.Carriages appeared.Magic circles opened.A Beauxbatons carriage literally landed like a meteor.
Roy muttered:
"…I'm so dead."
Jessica Valvas (his mother)
She marched up first, grabbed Roy's ear, and twisted.
"YOU SANG WITHOUT INVITING YOUR OWN MOTHER?!"
Roy:"Mother—Ow—Mother please—Ow!"
Jessica:"You will sing ten songs for me tonight!"
Clara Valvas (his grandmother)
Elegant. Calm. Deadliest of all.
"Child… I'm not angry.I am disappointed."
Roy froze.This was worse than a Cruciatus curse.
Grayfia
She bowed with perfect elegance.
"My lord… we must discuss your lack of communication."
Her smile was terrifyingly polite.
Rem & Ram
Rem:"I brought snacks. You will sing for me."
Ram:"Not before you apologize on your knees."
Roy: "WHAT?!"
Ram: "You hurt Rem. Suffer."
Albedo
She literally jumped on him.
"ROY-SAMA!!I DEMAND TWENTY SONGS OF LOVE!!"
Jessica and Clara glared at her so hard she unlatched instantly.
Venelana
"Sweetheart… you didn't forget me, did you?"
Her warm smile almost melted him.
Nagini
She walked up quietly.
"I practiced a new dance… I wanted to perform it with your song."
Roy felt his heart clench.She was too adorable to scold him.
Bela White
"Handsome, you owe me SEVEN songs."
"Seven? Why seven?!"
"Because that's how many days I pouted."
Narcissa Black
She approached last, breathtaking in elegant black robes.
"Roy…"Her voice was soft.Too soft.
"You promised to include me in every important moment.You lied."
She stepped closer, whispering:
"You'll make it up to me… won't you?"
Daphne, Hermione, Cassandra, Astoria, Cho and the others watching in the background:
"…WHYYYY is she flirting with him???!"
2. The Massive Family Arrival at Hogwarts
It wasn't just them.
Beauxbatons girls arrived crying:
"We wanted to hear the concert too!!"
Durmstrang girls arrived shouting:
"ROY!! YOU BETRAYED US!!"
Flamel family arrived.Newt and Tina Scamander arrived.Fleur and Gabrielle arrived.
In total—
Over 60 furious (and competitive) women surrounded Roy.
Hogwarts castle shook.
Students whispered:
"This is worse than Voldemort.""He's doomed.""Should we run??"
Even the portraits hid.
Snape walked by, took one look, and turned around.
"Nope. Not dealing with that."
3. Private Concerts & Comedic Chaos
Of course, they demanded concerts.
Roy had no escape.
Private Concert #1 – Jessica & Clara Valvas
He sang three classical songs.Mother cried.Grandmother critiqued every breath.
Private Concert #2 – Grayfia, Rem, Ram
Grayfia wanted calm ballads.Rem wanted romance.Ram wanted "a song of suffering."
Ram:"You deserve pain."Roy:"WHY?!"
Private Concert #3 – Albedo
Albedo fainted twice and proposed marriage five times.
Private Concert #4 – Venelana, Nagini, Bela
Venelana made it elegant.Nagini danced.Bela sat on Roy's lap the entire time.
Daphne, Hermione, Cassandra, Astoria watching:
"WE ARE GOING TO KILL THEM."
Private Concert #5 – Fleur, Gabrielle, Beauxbatons Girls
Fleur:"You must sing something French."
Gabrielle:"And cute!"
Roy ended up singing two romantic French songs.Half of Beauxbatons fainted.
Private Concert #6 – Durmstrang Girls
They ordered a battlefield-style rock concert.
Roy ended up summoning lightning.
Durmstrang girls:"YEEEEEEAAAHHH!!!"
Beauxbatons girls:"HE'S OURS, NOT YOURS!"
A magical fight nearly broke out.
Flamel & Scamander Family Concert
Perenelle:"Grandson, impress me."
Nicolas Flamel recorded the entire thing.Newt asked Roy to sign an autograph.
Tina pat Roy's shoulder:"You handled them well. Good luck surviving the rest."
4. Roy Preparing to Return to France
After two full days of chaos…
Roy dragged himself into his office, exhausted.
Cassandra handed him tea.Daphne massaged his shoulders.Astoria gave him chocolates.Hermione handed him paperwork.Cho brought a blanket.
"Roy," Daphne said, "you need a break."
Hermione nodded."You should return to France for a while."
Cassandra smirked."And escape the angry women."
Roy sighed."I'm going tomorrow."
All the girls looked relieved.
"…And you're taking us with you."
Roy choked.
"WHAT?!"
Astoria:"You're not going alone."
Daphne:"We're coming."
Cassandra:"Obviously."
Hermione:"You can't be trusted."
Cho:"We're protecting you from the others."
Roy buried his face in his hands.
"…This is worse than Voldemort."
5. Political Invitations from International Schools
Just as Roy was about to sleep—
Seven owls flew in.
Each carrying an official letter.
Hermione picked one up.
"Oh wow… the international schools are contacting you."
Roy opened them.
1. Beauxbatons
Invitation to teach advanced Alchemy + Music for 1 week
Offer to sponsor Roy as a "Visiting Idol Professor"
Free castle suite for him and his companions
2. Durmstrang
Invitation to hold a Combat, Haki & Wandless Magic Workshop
Special request from Durmstrang girls for "another concert"
3. Mahoutokoro (Japan)
Invitation to demonstrate his new spells and alchemy
Formal gift request for Phoenix-feather music box
4. Castelobruxo (Brazil)
Invitation to teach Magical Creatures handling
Newt Scamander personally recommended Roy
5. Ilvermorny (USA)
Invitation to lecture on Defense, Runes and Alchemy
Offers 10,000 Galleons per lecture
6. Koldovstoretz (Russia)
Request for a magical fitness and Haki seminar
Students want autograph photos from the concert
7. Uagadou (Africa)
Invitation to present advanced wandless magic
Their Grandmaster wants to duel Roy
Roy stared at the letters.
"…They all want concerts too, don't they?"
Hermione nodded.
Daphne smirked.
Cassandra laughed.
Astoria:"Seems like you're an international idol now."
Cho:"Congratulations?"
Roy slumped onto the sofa.
"Can I go back to fighting Voldemort instead? That was easier."
Everyone burst out laughing.