Like a fading star, the absurdum core pulsed before exploding into brightness. I found myself flung over the membranes of myth, logic, and fiction as space folded in upon itself. I was standing on a huge bridge made of obsidian that was floating over a red ocean when the light went out. A wounded sky, half in sunshine and half in everlasting night, stretched over me. I had entered the realm of Remnant, a place of broken moons, antiquated artifacts, and abilities derived from the soul itself.
HAHAH. These motherfuckers think they can be brightness of mythos in a wounded sky for its own deconstruction. I mean, it is not like they can do something about it. Anyway, the way other people see life is not what you can actually say in the name of love,
I sensed that the aura in the air resonated with my absurdum core. Lines of code and divine mathematics merged to form a coherent system as data flowed across my vision. The core immediately adjusted to this universe, altering its metaphysical laws where they were unable to understand me.
[Synchronization Absurdum: 100%]
Found in the World: Remnant
Framework for Energy: Aura/Semblance
Status of Philosophy: "Irreconcilably Paradoxical"
The ground beneath my feet glistened like glass as I stepped for the first time, reflecting my image. However, the mirror was not me; rather, it was every conceivable form of me, including demon, saint, tyrant, philosopher, and deity. Together, they moved, whispering tidbits of worlds I had not yet conquered.
Soon after, I came into contact with Grimm's creatures, which were expressions of chaos and terror. However, they refrained from attacking when they got close. They bowed. Absurd goal, something far older than enmity, was detected by their gloom.
Again, my power changed.
But you did not. You are still a fucking simp! Come on! Give me face!
The Authority of the Incomprehensible Effect is a new passive ability that requires all entities who are unable to comprehend your presence to either dissolve or submit.
That would not give you perpetual damnation in hell for being a simp.
The entire globe shuddered. The Brothers of Light and Darkness, its gods, were also aware of the distortion. The heavenly balance of Remnant changed for the first time in a long time.
What a distortion of stupidity you know to be
I also grinned. Because this was only the beginning of countless more universes.
By consuming inconsistencies and enlarging its reality beyond comprehension, the absurdum core flourished.
The Semblance of Contradiction and the realization that I was never intended to live on a single planet were my first gifts from this world. I was supposed to rewrite each one.
Anyway, I was trying to dissuade him from doing it. But at the end of the day, you realize how stupid someone can be. In truth, I was planning on giving him a better looking. He was feeling kinda nauseous: I could feel it. However, he was just misbehaving and rewriting it. It was like I could not control him. My life is nothing is different. Why? You can reprogram yourself according to what you are.