"By the way, if you wanted a Super Saiyan's body, why not just come for mine?"
At this moment, Lott, who was on the scene, asked Ginyu with a smile.
Wait, no, he's using Vegeta's body now.
Is it appropriate to call him 'Ginyu'?
Well, changing it back and forth is confusing. Let's just keep calling him 'Ginyu'.
"Uh..."
Ginyu, whose mouth was agape wide enough to fit a fist, was stunned for a long while. After hearing Lott's words, he finally managed to snap out of it and put on a smile uglier than crying.
"Th-That's because... the speed of the Body Change... can't hit you guys..."
If this move had a 100% hit rate, Ginyu would have swapped bodies with Frieza long ago.
But the prerequisite is that you can actually hit the target.
Actually, in the original work, against Goku in his Kaio-ken state, Ginyu's move was very difficult to land.
It was mainly because he suddenly self-mutilated, which stunned Goku and gave him an opening.
Ginyu knew his own limits, which is why he didn't go to Planet Terra to find Lott.
Instead, he set his sights on Vegeta.
If he couldn't get a Super Saiyan's body, getting a Saiyan's body first wasn't a bad alternative either.
Hearing Ginyu's answer, many people in the Universe Chat Room breathed a sigh of relief.
They were relieved to find that this move wasn't without its flaws.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to sleep well.
If they accidentally got their bodies swapped, what would they do?
"Tsk, you fools who only know how to invade all day really need to read more. You don't even know how to use strategy."
Lott sighed with a 'I feel so sorry for you' expression.
Upon hearing this, the Ginyu Force and Vegeta on the scene, along with the popcorn-eating crowd in the group, were all taken aback.
Then they heard Lott leisurely say to Ginyu:
"Do you know what I would do if I were you?"
Ginyu stood frozen, not knowing what to say.
'Was the other party giving me advice?'
Lott continued:
"I wouldn't target a Saiyan right from the start. I'd target someone close to a Saiyan. For example, if I were you, I'd choose Son Goku's body. His talent is much stronger than that shorty."
Vegeta, using Ginyu's face, showed clear indignation.
'Damn it, who are you calling shorty?!'
"In my case, I'd choose to swap bodies with Krillin or Chi-Chi first, then lurk by his side. Wait until he can transform into a Super Saiyan, then find an opportunity when he's relaxed and use [Body Change] to swap bodies with him."
Lott said with a smile:
"You could do it while eating together, or during training. If all else fails, you could even drug him."
"But if I had to choose, I think using Chi-Chi's body would have a higher success rate. After all, a man's guard is at its lowest at a certain moment. If you performed the Body Change when Goku was... 'launching Son Gohan', I think there's a 99% chance he wouldn't react in time. Then wouldn't you have a Super Saiyan's body?"
In an instant-
The entire Universe Chat Room fell into an eerie silence.
After multiple exposures and live streams, the entire universe had gained some understanding of the terror of Lott's combat power.
But they never expected he was so skilled at scheming and intrigue too.
From experts like Aizen and Orochimaru, down to schemers like Lelouch and Charles-
After hearing Lott's method, they couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up in their hearts.
'Brilliant!'
'Absolutely brilliant!'
'Divinely brilliant!'
'If this Ginyu had really followed Lott's method, he might have actually gotten a Super Saiyan's body.'
"I think it's better not to make an enemy of that kind of person."
The fat Shan Da of Bai Yuekui's squad muttered quietly.
'Damn, this guy is too terrifying.'
Shan Da felt that Lott didn't even need his combat power, and just these manipulative tactics alone could easily finish off honest people like him.
On Planet Terra, at Nakano Hospital.
Chi-Chi, who was already in her late stages of pregnancy, nearly popped her eyes out in anger and cursed loudly:
[Lott, you bastard! What did I ever do to you?!]
[Bulma: Chi-Chi! Calm down, calm down!]
[Ichika: Don't get agitated, Chi-Chi-san! It's not good for the baby!"]
[Saeko: Lott was just joking, don't take it to heart.]
While desperately trying to calm Chi-Chi, Saeko and the others also rolled their eyes inwardly.
It had to be said, Lott's move was truly vicious and mean.
…
Hearing Lott's tactic, Ginyu looked as if a light bulb had gone off in his head.
'Holy crap, awesome!'
'Indeed, reading is still very important.'
'This is what they call 'culture changes fate', huh?'
"Th-Then I'll go find that Chi-Chi first. Th-Thank you for your guidance, Sensei."
Ginyu wore a 'I won't disturb you, I'll be going now' expression and prepared to make a run for the spaceship.
Chi-Chi in Nakano Hospital was so angry she almost went into early labor.
'Good grief, you actually dare to come!?'
Fortunately, Lott didn't continue to provoke Chi-Chi. He raised a single hand, palm facing the entire Ginyu Force.
"No need. Maybe in your next life."
Boom!
Seeing the Ginyu Force blown to bits in the video-
Chi-Chi, who had almost been angered into early labor, let out a long sigh of relief.
She swore that if Lott dared to let those ugly aliens come after her, she would drag him down with her even if she died!
And Goku, who had just returned to King Kai's planet, also breathed a sigh of relief.
He had just imagined the scenario of Ginyu occupying Chi-Chi's body and doing that with him... Ugh!
He couldn't hold back and vomited on the spot.
"My body!"
Seeing his own body blown to pieces, Vegeta, now in Ginyu's body, cried out in shock.
Only then did everyone remember Vegeta.
Although they knew from the earlier exposure video that Vegeta wasn't a good guy either-
Many people couldn't help but look at him in the video with sympathetic expressions.
A natural, pure-blooded Saiyan, fully capable of becoming a Super Saiyan-
But now, his body was gone, and he was stuck with an ugly freak's body.
It's so tragic!
"If I were him, I'd feel like killing myself..."
On Planet Terra, Alice muttered.
"Oh, sorry, I almost forgot about you."
Lott turned to look at the number one figure in the redemption arc.
After examining him for a moment, Lott suddenly had an idea and said:
"I'll call you 'Vegeyu' from now on! After all, with that face of yours now, calling you 'Vegeta' or 'Ginyu' doesn't seem quite right. Let's just combine them."
Vegeta nearly coughed up blood in anger.
'Damn it, you thought for so long and came up with that!?'
"Only the Dragon Balls can save you now. But Frieza is also after the Dragon Balls. Let's see which of you can get your hands on them. Of course, if you don't want Earth's Dragon Balls and prefer Planet Terra's, you're always welcome to come over."
Lott placed his right hand on his forehead and waved his left hand lightly at Vegeyu a couple of times.
"Good Luck~ Vegeyu. I'm looking forward to your performance."
Lott thought about it and decided not to kill Vegeta for now.
Having lost the Saiyan's bug-like physique, he wondered what actions would Vegeyu take?
Well, just thinking about it is exciting.
It feels like the world is becoming more and more interesting.