"We are both fucking victims' sons?" I kept yelling, begging for forgiveness. I went on making every excuse possible, even playing the victim.
"Please, Alex, open the window," I pleaded.
I watched in relief as he opened it, thinking he was giving me a chance.
"Alex, I—" Before I could even get two words out, I felt a warm liquid hit my head. I looked up—my son was peeing on me. I stumbled back as soon as I realized what it was.
"You're nothing to me, Chris. Go get drunk in a shithole and die with your dick up your ass, you fucking daughter-in-law fucker!" he screamed, ranting for another ten seconds before slamming the window shut.
I just stood there, frozen, realizing all the things I'd done to my family over the years. A horrible weight pressed down on me—knowing no one actually cared. I could die in a dumpster, and no one would even notice.
I wandered through the city alone. Completely alone. Eventually, I ended up under a bridge, curled into a ball beside a bottle—twenty empty beers scattered around me. Around midnight, a massive earthquake struck, shaking the bridge until it cracked.
It came crashing down on top of me, knocking me out.
"Cough, cough. "The amount of dust in the air made it difficult to breathe. I push through the pains I feel in my lungs and get up to look around to see nothing but darkness. I try to make my way through the darkness using my hands as a guide.
"Cough cough cough, "I stumbled through the darkness, wheezing, when a blue translucent screen appeared before me.
[skill low-tier night vision has been created, level 1– allows you to see in dark places a little better]
"What the? Where did this appear from? I tried to touch it, but my hand just went right through it. "Well, if the first try doesn't work, then do it again." I started furiously tapping it. My finger started to hurt to no use.
"Haaaaa, whatever, let's just get out of here and make some money. A bridge collapsing on me should give me a pretty good settlement from the government."
I begin to try to get out with a lot more energy. I found a small hole where light was coming through. I grabbed a rock and started hitting it, trying to open it up.
"Oh my god, break you danm rock, "I keep at it, chipping away until.
"Dan--mit," I take one last swing, missing by a mile, the rock goes all the way and hits me in the nuts."fuuuuuu—ck"
I immediately covered my groin." Why me? All I did was for my family, so what if I made a couple of mistakes? At least I was there for them instead of those other deadbeat fathers." I kept ranting until the pain lessened.
"Fuck me fuck you, you stupid rock aughgghg." I punched the rock as soon as my fist landed. I heard a snapping sound, then extreme pain after 1 second. The pain lessened to a large degree, and even the spot in my groin lessened. The screen appeared again.
[Skill pain resistance has been created at level 1– allows you to take more pain]
"This again, what you want from me aaaaaaaaaagh." I screamed at the transparent screen until I couldn't anymore.
"Where are the first responders? Of course, they wouldn't care about a hard-working person like me. This system." A new translucent screen popped up.
Chris pahl
Level 1
Title drunkard – you have gained a gut that can digest even the most heinous of food.
HP 30/30
Mp 10/10
Attack potency 10
Vigor 3
Dexterity 10
Agility 10
Strength 1
Intelligence 1
Skills: Night Vision level 1 77%, pain resistance level 1 5%
"Why is my intelligence only one? I have conned a lot of smart people," started ignoring the translucent screen and ran up to the wall and started beating it again, this time with a bigger rock.
For ten straight minutes, I hammered at the opening, making no progress, and I nearly collapsed from all the digging. I stayed there for ten minutes trying to regain my breath. I just couldn't believe years of smoking had finally shown its ugly face.
As soon as I was about to give up, I heard footsteps. I got up and yelled at the top of my lungs."HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP"
I screamed so loud and for so long, I nearly collapsed. My vision went blurry, and I couldn't think straight. The footstep got louder and louder, and soon I could see them partially block the light, then I heard banging sounds coming from the hole.
I let them dig me out while I regained my composure. Twenty minutes later, they broke through. I was happy at first until I saw them. Grotesque little green monster. The one in the middle pointed at me and made a sound.
"Gu ga ag ge " after the middle spoke, it backed away while the two smaller versions from its sides charged at me with little white knives.
"Leave me alone, you danm green little shits. " I took a rock and threw it at the one on the right, missing badly, and went through the tunnel they made.
As soon as I saw what I had missed, I ran with them, opening up the hole I could actually see in this area now. I ran, but the little green shits were faster than me.
"OK, you little green shits, you think just because you're faster than me, you can beat me? Just so you know, I have a black belt in bar fights." I immediately grabbed two fist-sized rocks in my hand and started running at them with Silva coming out of my mouth. I looked like a crazy animal.
[skill gained bullshiting level 1–chance to make the target actually believe you're telling obvious lies.]
The goblin on the left stopped for a second while the one on the right just kept charging. It tried to jump on me, but I moved faster than it and threw the rock at its head, knocking it down. I charged and jumped and aimed the rock right at the face and hit its head with my full weight.
The second seeing this decided it was the best opportunity and charged at me. I, however, was smarter. I grabbed the little shit by the neck and arm that was carrying the knife, and in mid air, I whippied around like a rock, shooting to the ground, then I started kicking his face until it was dead.
I kept kicking its face, yelling, "Anything else you danme green bastards you think you're tough little shits, huh?" I only stopped after I heard its bones snap.
"Gu ga." As soon as I heard noise behind me, I turned back, putting my hands up.
"Hey, now we don't need to fight right, it wouldn't be beneficial to either of us, I think we." Before I could finish my sentence, it started to run at me.
"For fuck sake," I ran in the opposite direction, trying to get this one, who was obviously smarter and stronger than the other two.
My only chance is to get that staff away from him. Grabbing two more stones as soon as the little green shit was about to catch up. I do 180 and charge at it. There is one thing all creatures fear: a nut shot.
"Haha, let go, you green fucker let's see how you like this." I slide underneath, hitting one of his legs, knocking him down forward onto his belly. I get behind and kick him, the force made him flip onto his back, where I then stomp on his nuts with all my force.
I heard a squick sound come from the little green shit, and immediately you grabbed him by the gravity and kneed him in the stomach, while following with a rock going for the head, killing it.
I stood up with ragged breath." I how did— like that you bitch." I fell down powerless.
[You have leveled up]
"Go drink some piss." I gave the middle finger to the window.