(A picture of planting a flag after recovering the first fortress)
We have succeeded in killing all the monsters that crawled into the fortress.
It was the help of the alcohol that Joodak gave.
We dwarves will never forget the help of Juddak, and we swear to repay it.
You are now our brother!
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☆Juddak) Wow; they completely wiped it out;
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Author) Haha! After taking a sip, everyone seemed to come back to life like it was a lie.
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Author) So, speaking of which... Is there any of that alcohol left?
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☆Joodak) If I gather points, I'll try selling again, okay?
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☆Joodak) Ah, is it okay to give food like this time?
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Author) As long as it's alcohol!
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☆Juddak) Okay, so does that mean drinking a lot and having meals?
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Author) As long as it's alcohol!
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☆Jooddak) ?
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Author) As long as it's alcohol!
The dwarves drove away all the distant monsters as soon as they started drinking.
It seems that the dwarves, who were only holed up inside the castle, rushed out with their faces flushed red and fled in panic.
"But dwarves get drunk easily too.""Usually, no matter how strong the alcohol is, I enjoy it, so I thought I might not be feeling it, but I got really drunk."
As a result, I felt a bit worried.
Going to the battlefield while drunk could lead to a reverse defeat.
Title: Dwarves, come in
Author: ☆Joodak
I am planning to add alcohol to the market in the future, but is the alcohol content not too high?
Being drunk during a war is dangerous, so...
However, the reaction to my writing was different from what I expected.
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Worrying about the dwarf's alcohol tolerance, haha, that's cute.
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Haha, did Joodak really come from somewhere else?
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☆Juddak) Drinking wars are indeed a bad thing.
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That's true, but the dwarves disagree. They need alcohol to function properly.
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We prefer higher alcohol content.
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Beer is good, but it's been too long since I could drink...
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Well, I hope it can be over 40 degrees.
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Can you sell such liquor?
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☆Juddak) Isn't it common to exceed 60 degrees?
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!!!
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I'll sell it right away!!!
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☆Jjooddak) No, that seems a bit difficult.
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Why, why! Why? Brother, what is the reason!
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You guys got red in the face even after drinking draft beer;
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...
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....
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Hahaha, look at those dwarves getting scratched!
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Normally, I would be making a fuss about killing, but since it's Joodak, I can't do that, haha.
"Wait, can this actually be scratched?""A moment of silence fell in the text."
I said it out of concern, but it felt like I had touched something that would provoke the dwarf's wrath.
"Still, there's nothing much to say?""But fortunately, there was no intense reaction."
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Haha~ Short guys can't drink anymore, right?
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It's been a while since I drank, so look at me being a drunkard, haha.
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Dwarf = drunkard
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Hahahahaha
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Haha, that's really funny. "If I say one more word, I will drown you all in alcohol.\n\n- Gasp\n\n- Wow\n\nNo, it wasn't just intense."
It seems that touching on the pride of drinking was like a landmine that could evoke even the impulse to kill.
"Wow.""Suddenly, I thought that it might not be a monster coming through that warehouse door, but a dwarf instead."
I hurriedly brought the high-proof liquor that I knew and quickly put it up at the market.
[Jooddak's Market]
[New items have arrived!]
[Absinthe 55] - 7 Mana Rice Cakes
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Surprisingly, the reaction to the alcohol was good.
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Absinthe, this is quite a thing!!!
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It's a drink I've never seen anywhere before. This is the first time I've experienced something like this in my life.
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Perfect liquor contained in perfect glass art. Is this a work created by God!
In particular, the dwarves had a high fondness for absinthe.
As far as I know, absinthe is a strong distilled spirit with an insane alcohol content of 55 degrees.
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This is the level at which it can be called alcohol!
"Are their degrees the same as the favorability score?"It was a bit difficult for me to understand.
It seems like a crazy degree that should be used in the science lab, and yet I enjoy drinking it like water.
Moreover, it was not just the dwarves.
The fondness for alcohol did not discriminate by race.
Draft beer, excluding absinthe, has attracted a lot of interest from other races.
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What is this?
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The quality of the alcohol is insane.
-I never thought the day would come when I would drink such high-quality alcohol.
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I was in so much pain that I could die, but drinking this brings me comfort...
Is it because the world is particularly hopeless?
The item has been registered!Sold out.Now, it has become so familiar to see those two phrases together that everything I post gets sold out.
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Pour me more alcohol...
-Alcohol... I want to drink alcohol!
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Drinking alcohol on a rainy day... I suddenly want to cry...
-ha... I want to fly like a butterfly...
"Is this right?""It seemed like the smell of alcohol was permeating the gallery."
The ever-changing emotions aside, I began to feel the necessity to slowly pull out the card.
That doesn't mean we can just grab anyone and make them work.
In the meantime, a piece of writing caught my eye.
Title: But is this correct?
As soon as the alcohol was sold, everyone lost their motivation. The most important thing for survival is willpower, but what are they going to do if they drink and come out feeling hopeless?
"Hmm, is that so?""Even if I fell into another world, the only world I know is this warehouse basement."
Moreover, as time went on, opposition to alcohol began to gradually increase.
Title: Hey Juddak, take a look at this
Speaking my mind, this is a very dangerous action.
People are not even in the mood to fight; they are just reminiscing about the past.
Just look at the gallery, it's clear that alcohol sales are prohibited, so try to increase the sales of bottled water a bit more.
That would be a good path for you too.
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Who are you to tell Juddak what to do?
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Author) No, it's true that it's dangerous. Someone like me should have taken the lead and given advice.
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??
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Damn, these guys are crawling out again.
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Author) No, I just expressed my opinion. That's true.
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Gaisol - It was originally sold for dwarves to drink, so it's up to the people who bought it; who are you to give unsolicited advice?
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This guy ends every sentence with a period. It's disgusting just to stick it on.
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I agree, it doesn't feel like a typical forum.
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Are you an agent of chaos?
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Author) ????
Title: The Elves Are Going Crazy Right Now
The elder elves are banning alcohol purchases under the guise of tradition.
They are already catching and reprimanding some elves who have bought alcohol, and it's really frustrating;
They enjoyed everything when they were young and the world was peaceful, and now they are acting like this, seriously.
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Haha, this guy is slowly breaking down.
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The fact is that the elf society is getting healthier.
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Hahaha, elf logic.
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How nice~
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So nice~
Especially this week, the elves were the loudest about alcohol sales.
There is a generation gap between young elves, specifically those under two hundred years old, and older elves.
"They both just seem like elderly people.""Of course, from the elves' perspective, it's still wet behind the ears by my standards, but it's all the same."
The issue regarding alcohol seemed to be gradually escalating, but eventually it exploded.
Title: Announcement from the Elf Elders Council
Our Elf Elders Council has determined that the current behavior of Juddak is inappropriate.
The mainstream that Juddak has spread is bruising the Elf society and causing social chaos.
Therefore, if Juddak is reading this, we warn you to stop immediately.
We hope Juddak makes a wise decision.
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Ah, damn, I really feel ashamed of the old Elves.
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Young Elves, you should also feel ashamed and join us.
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Get lost, this is why we keep getting isolated from the continent.
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Old vs. Old Elf War.
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I'm still young, don't compare me.
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Ah, aren't they a bit tired of this?
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They've been meddling with other races since before the great war.
"What is this?""I was so astonished that my mouth just dropped open."
Although I couldn't use the gallery nicely, it had been a long time since someone tried to grab and shake it.
Ha, do you think I will back down if I warn you?
"...Is it scary?"Of course, it's a bit scary, but originally, this is the location of Gallery Juddak."
If you shake it just because you hold it and shake it, it's not a true shake.
Moreover, where is the gallery?
In a place where sudden accelerations and threats of curses are rampant, a polite warning meant nothing.
I made a decision and wrote an article.
Title: Haha, this is ridiculous
Author: ☆Joodak
Judging and political maneuvering should be done within that society, not coming to the gallery to stir up trouble?
Delete the post and leave before the 999-day ban starts.
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It's always a big deal with Joodak.
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It's impressive how Orange doesn't back down!
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This is it!!
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Installing the El-Nom was frustrating, but there's nothing like cold mineral water!
Most of the public opinion was on my side.
Yeah, yeah, praise more.
I was just about to end the incident with a victorious smile.
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But is Jooddak okay? They have the ability to track their location.
"What.""- Those guys are famous for assassinating a lot of people with that; "What what what."I quickly deleted the post and wrote a new one in the announcement section for everyone to see.
Title: I apologize to the Elf Elders
I will never act foolishly again, haha;
As the Elves said, alcohol is indeed dangerous.
From now on, I will completely prohibit the sale of alcohol in the marketplace.
It's embarrassing, but I can't die.
As soon as I wrote a long apology, the reaction was, as expected, absolutely fantastic.
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Oh, damn?
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The idiot is indeed Jooddak...
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It's impressive how quickly the orange one tucks its tail...
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So does that mean I can't drink alcohol anymore??
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This is not right!!!
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That's a good choice.
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I will keep an eye on you from now on.
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☆Joodak) Loyalty, loyalty.
"It's not that I'm scared, but mainstream things aren't good for the body.""I didn't actually cancel out of fear."
"Hehe, I like it, Juddak."Luxurious clothing made of silk.
Mersenne, with long black hair and sea-colored eyes that shone like jewels, smiled faintly.
The most influential elf in the Elf Council, she was someone even the Elf Queen could not treat lightly.
And this time, it was Mercen who imposed sanctions on Juddak.
"Isn't this the proper elf society?" That's ridiculous to say it's mainstream."As a result, the Elf Queen is showing discomfort."..
"What can you do when the baptism on your head hasn't even dried?""I never even thought of listening to the words of an elf queen who is not even 200 years old."
Once again, in a state of intoxication from the joy of victory, I was about to drink this beautiful spring water called Samdisu instead of something dirty like alcohol.
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If you want to kill the elf council that imposed a forced prohibition, give a thumbs down, haha!
"Puhuh!"I discovered a piece of writing that was irritating to the eye.
"Dog, dog poop?" That's vulgar. Such writing..."Mersenne, with a furrowed brow, was on the verge of deleting the text through noble threats."
This time, a different article has been posted.
Title: I am a Dwarf
I will kill you for the sake of my honor.
"Hmph." What can a single dwarf really do anyway?.."Title: I'm a Dwarf too
I have no interest in monsters.
You little ear girl, I will personally dunk you.
Wow, it's been a while since the dwarf hams got this angry.
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The elves are really something, haha.
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Other than always causing division and meddling in internal affairs, what else can they actually do?"?
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After exterminating the monsters, we will go to exterminate the elves.
Elf = An elf that can speak.
"W-What is all of this?"The reaction of the gallery, which was forced to impose a prohibition on alcohol, was unusual.
Especially due to the murderous hostility between humans and dwarves, Mersenne ended up spitting water.
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