Bai Qing found typing too tiring, so she simply called Wu Tianqi instead.
Only after the call connected did she realize that Wu Tianqi typed faster than he spoke.
"Does he have a friend who can get into Qingbei?"
Bai Qing initially intended to verify this claim, but Wu Tianqi spent half the day belittling Li Yang.
"That's right, Jiang Banxia is first in the class and the only one in the whole county likely to get into Qingbei. Aunt, now do you see how terrible Li Yang is? That's the top of the grade, the homeroom teacher is trying desperately to stop it, but Li Yang still finds opportunities. Now Jiang Banxia is all confused, and even though Li Yang got kicked out by the class teacher and her phone was confiscated by her family, she still borrows my phone to contact Li Yang."
"Ahem, did he really find an opportunity?"
"He really did, and now I don't have a phone to play with. If I hadn't found an excuse saying someone was calling from home, my phone would still be with Jiang Banxia. Aunt, how did Li Yang find you? Did he shamelessly approach you? Once the self-study session ends, I'll go teach him a lesson!"
Text chatting suited Wu Tianqi well, otherwise his brain would freeze upon hearing Bai Qing's soft voice.
Bai Qing: "Why teach him a lesson?"
"Aunt, he's not a good person! I'm afraid you'll be deceived."
Bai Qing: "Ha, who lies to me more, him or you?"
"I swear to God, I haven't lied to you once, Aunt."
"So what's his actual academic performance?"
"Second from last."
"How many points is second from last?"
"Uh... mostly over four hundred, occasionally just over five hundred."
"You consider two hundred-something points and four or five hundred points about the same?"
"But he's second from the bottom in our class, which is a science elite class, and aside from the two of us, the worst grades are still in the top three hundred of the grade, Li Yang ranks over eight hundred in the grade."
Wu Tianqi used various horizontal comparisons to argue Li Yang had no redeeming qualities.
But Bai Qing continued: "It's not that easy to get into an elite class, right? If you got in through the back door, how did he get in with such poor grades?"
"He was quite fierce during the first semester of high school, but after the classes were re-assigned in the second semester, he lost focus on studies, and his grades have been declining ever since. He's unlikely to even meet the minimum score for third-tier colleges on the college entrance exam."
"Oh..."
Bai Qing understood.
This guy isn't lacking in intelligence, and even after more than two years without much study, he still has the potential to qualify for a bachelor's degree.
He's also good-looking, which attracts girls.
He's a good gamer too, and even if he's not top-tier, he can't be boasting about going professional if he's just in silver or gold.
Bai Qing regretted not getting Li Yang's WeChat earlier that morning.
Wu Tianqi continued: "Aunt, you have to believe me, Li Yang is really not a good guy. Can we just ignore him from now on?"
"I can't, I've already slept with him last night."
Wu Tianqi didn't reply for a while.
When he did respond, Bai Qing only saw one line.
"I'm going to chop him up right now!"
"Stop talking nonsense, just give me his WeChat."
"No way! I'd rather die than give it!"
"Do you believe I won't hesitate to tell your dad about your overactive imagination about your elders..."
"I...didn't..."
"Stop babbling, hand it over now!"
"Aunt, Jiang Banxia is coming to borrow my phone, gotta go..."
Bai Qing: "Why are you so spineless? Something as private as a phone shouldn't be lent out so carelessly! Don't do it!"
"But I..."
"Do you want to meet pretty girls? Listen to me if you do. Aunt has plenty of resources, lots of good-looking, sexy girls. If you want to remain a little virgin forever, then forget I said anything. I'll send you a photo first..."
Bai Qing found an online picture, fair skin, beauty, long legs, with top-level beauty filter effects, dressed very scantily, and sent it to Wu Tianqi immediately.
She added: "This is my friend Mei, her family conditions aren't good, her parents are sick, and she has to support her brother in school. She's told me long ago that she doesn't care about looks in a boyfriend, as long as he's kind to her and doesn't mind her family situation, she'll be utterly devoted to him."
To Wu Tianqi, a picture was just a visual impact.
But with a story like that... which guy wouldn't feel for her?
Bai Qing added: "I'm doing this for her own good too, after all, your family's situation isn't bad. If she finds out I'm introducing her to a guy from a family like yours, she'll be over the moon."
After finishing, Bai Qing waited.
Wu Tianqi didn't reply immediately, meaning he was considering it.
About five or six minutes later, Wu Tianqi replied: "Aunt, I already turned down Jiang Banxia."
"That's more like it. Since you're so well-behaved, once you finish the college entrance exam, I'll introduce you to Mei. You're not even at the age for marriage yet, but who cares, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes, my dad sent me to college just to get some credentials, to make it easier to find a girlfriend in the future."
"Then when you're in college, I'll have Mei rent a place near your school to cook for you every day, so you won't have to eat that school food that's lacking in nutrition."
"Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm..."
"Also, Mei is very thoughtful, very obedient and gentle, with such a sweet voice..."
"Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm..."
"By the way, she's only 168cm, you won't mind that, right?"
"Of course not, I'm only 176cm."
"She does have a downside, which is being too house-proud. She only cares about cooking, cleaning, being thoughtful to her husband, and taking care of kids. If she earns less money in the future, you better not look down on her."
"[Pat chest], I promise I won't, supporting the family financially will be my job!"
Bai Qing could already imagine Wu Tianqi drooling on the other side of the phone screen.
"Then you give me Li Yang's WeChat, in a couple of days I'll send you Mei's WeChat, so you two can chat first."
This time, Wu Tianqi fell silent again for a while.
"Aunt, Li Yang really isn't a good person. Besides being a bit handsome, he has nothing going for him. How about when I'm in college, I introduce you to an athlete from a top university? He'll definitely be a hundred times more handsome than Li Yang."
"Looks like you don't want Mei's WeChat."
"Of course I do... but Li Yang really isn't right for you... Let me tell you a secret, he plans to take the Qingbei entrance exam to pursue Jiang Banxia."
"Hmm? He's trying that hard?"
"He's just aiming too high, dreaming! Do you know what he's thinking? He plans to take the art student route next year because even with ten lifetimes, his cultural scores wouldn't reach Qingbei's level."
"What kind of art student?"
"Music, he even wants to become a creator. Yesterday he sent me a song he wrote himself and asked me to find some musically talented students to take a look."
"Send it to me, let me see."
"Oh, okay."
Wu Tianqi quickly sent a picture.
After sending it, he continued: "I showed it to a musical talent student, and they said they couldn't make sense of it; Li Yang doesn't know music at all, not even a tune... He thinks scoring four or five hundred points and taking the art student route will get him into Qingbei? It's a pipe dream! Qingbei's art student spots are scarce nationwide, and all competitors are incredibly talented. Who does he think he is? Aunt..."
"Aunt..."
Bai Qing: "Go on, keep talking..."
"Overall, Li Yang is just a scumbag who deceives girls' feelings, and if he weren't a little handsome, he'd never even dream of eating a four-course meal in his life!"
"What kind of people does he hang out with, anyway? Also, he even dabbles in society, calling himself the 'King of Aviation Road,' who would dare hang out with him?"
"To satisfy his desires, he shamelessly pursued Jiang Banxia a month before the college entrance exams, affecting her studies, which is unfair! He dumped Wang Manqi the day after getting her, which is unfaithful! Taking his parents' money and not studying well, that's unfilial! A thing as unfilial, unfair, and faithless as him, I despise him! Such a person will be struck by lightning just walking down the street!"
Bai Qing: "I forbid you from talking about your uncle-in-law like that!"