"Are you two fucking with me?"
Dave had been full of joy, ready to greet the flood of customers about to arrive. Then he opened the door and saw... nothing...
Dave looked at Danzo and Hiruzen, who wore expressions full of regret. Was this what you meant by "finished"?
"...Ahem... maybe the villagers aren't interested in mobile phones," Danzo coughed awkwardly twice and said lightly.
"Yeah, yeah!" Hiruzen nodded quickly.
"Bullshit—I knew I couldn't count on you two! Come on! Sisters!" Dave kicked each of them in the shin, then clapped his hands.
Ten Uchiha ladies emerged from behind the door, dressed in sexy bunny girl outfits with ears on their heads. Each held a stack of flyers in one hand and a mobile phone in the other as they hurried out of the shop.
"This!!! This!!! This!" Hiruzen stared at the pairs of pale thighs in front of him, his legs trembling uncontrollably...
"Me! Me! I'm ashamed to be associated with you!" Danzo, the cold-faced guy, was blushing too. He quickly turned his head and muttered under his breath.
"As I said earlier! Ten of you, in groups of two! Head to the five directions of Konoha Village—southeast, northwest, and center—to promote!" Dave clapped his hands and shouted.
"Yes!"
The ten bunny girls dashed into Konoha Village...
Something strange happened in Konoha Village that day.
Countless men showed up at Konoha Hospital with symptoms of anemia, ranging from a seventy-year-old village elder to six-year-old Hiruzen.
The hospital's income and expenses for that one day nearly matched half a year's worth...
The hospital director and all the doctors and nurses were severely punished.
"Danzo!! Hiruzen!! Let!! Let me down!! I!! I can take it!! I can still watch!!!"
"..."
"I'm fine!! Discharge me!! It's only been one day!!"
"Father??? What are you doing here??"
"Holy shit, Hiruzen—why are you here too???"
The two stared at each other in silence...
Danzo and Hiruzen's mother thought of something... Like father, like son... Next, Hiruzen's mother unilaterally beat up Hiruzen's father, Sarutobi Sasuke... Hiruzen and Danzo stood to the side, watching that brutal beating... It made them shudder...
In the Hokage's office...
Hashirama looked at the emergency report from the Konoha Medical Department with a headache...
It said the hospital was packed from the main entrance to the rooftop, and without exception, all these people had pale faces and rivers of blood flowing from their noses...
Hashirama knew what had happened today... He sneaked a peek downstairs from the Hokage's office window. Really, he'd only watched for a little while.
It was just that his physique was a Sage Body. Blood flowed from the top, but it replenished from the bottom...
"Hey, Madara, what should I do about Dave's mess today..." Hashirama rubbed his sore waist, feeling unusually achy.
"...As long as no one died, and this isn't Dave's fault—he just wanted to promote his little shop..." Madara replied on the other end of the phone.
"...I won't blame him... the kid... but... how did this child come up with this method... Now Tobirama's hunting for you all over the village, yelling that you corrupted Dave..." Hashirama was speechless... Today's events weren't huge, but they weren't small either.
At worst, it disrupted the Konoha Medical Department's normal operations. At best, it was just Dave trying to promote his shop...
"Hey, is the Konoha Medical Department short on staff? Need support from the Uchiha clan?" Madara sneered. If that white-haired guy really showed up, he'd beat him so bad he couldn't take care of himself.
"Yeah, but only male clan members... Rumors about your Uchiha girls are everywhere in the village now..." Hashirama replied.
After a day of brewing, the Uchiha women had been labeled as promiscuous and worse by the villagers. Now Uchiha Madara had a headache too—he was dealing with Uchiha clan affairs.
"Well, I get it. I'll ask Dave later. Since he caused it, he must have a way to fix it," Madara replied.
"Yeah, ask the kid," Hashirama said and hung up.
Since Dave had dared to do this in the village, he must have a plan.
In the Senju compound, Dave sat alone on the ground, bored, playing with a Pea Shooter.
He'd been grounded by his old man.
The reason: the chaos you'd caused in Konoha today.
If Hashirama, Madara, and Tobirama hadn't suppressed it, Dave would probably be in jail over today's incident.
At that moment, the phone in Dave's bag vibrated. Dave pulled it out—it was Uncle Madara calling.
"Hello, Uncle Madara," Dave greeted first. He also wanted to check if Uncle Madara was mad at him or defending him. After all, it was the Uchiha clan that had suffered today... Those ten bunny girls were still holed up in the compound, too scared to come out...
"Well, kid, do you have a solution for the Uchiha clan's issue?" Uchiha Madara asked on the other end.
"Of course! Hahahaha! Uncle Madara! Do you know what an Uchiha girl group is?"
"????"
.....
The next day, in the Uchiha clan grounds, Dave had been bailed out of the Senju compound. He went to Uncle Madara to explain the plan in detail.
"Uncle Madara, once the girl group is set up, forget about making money—the Uchiha clan's reputation in the village will definitely improve!"
Dave explained in detail how these things would work...
The more Madara listened, the brighter his eyes got, as if he was very interested...
"Well, you can give this a try. There are two issues now. First: If you're using phones to build their popularity, not everyone in the village has a phone yet." Madara listened to Dave ramble on, and he'd already picked up some jargon quite well.
"That's no problem.
Brother Roku has already developed new stuff.
Even without phones, they'll blow up in Konoha Village."
Dave smiled and said—Brother Roku was a genius! He'd been wracking his brain yesterday on how to fix this.
In the hours yesterday, Orochi Roku had called to say a simple new gadget was ready.
Then things would be much easier—just watch how he handled it!
"Well, second issue: After the Uchiha girl group is formed, can we make an Uchiha boy group too? And I'll be the center! The village is founded, Hashirama's Hokage, and I've got nothing to do now." Madara nodded and tossed out the wild idea.
"???? Uncle Madara?? You want to dance too???"