"Alright, Galactic Patrolman, tell me, how do you plan to die?" Raditz clenched his fists, anger surging in his eyes. "To be honest, you showed me no respect earlier. I have wanted to punch you for a while now."
"Um... if anything I said earlier angered you, I apologize. I hope you do not mind!" Jaco promptly admitted defeat.
'If it were just this kid, I think I could handle it.'
'But there is also an adult Saiyan here. He looks tough to deal with.'
'No wonder Tights said Soya could help her defeat those small-time thugs.'
'For a Saiyan like you, dealing with those small-time thugs should be very simple, right?'
"Sorry, Soya, I was wrong!" Jaco bowed to Soya again.
'Better to admit defeat first!'
'Then repair the spaceship and contact headquarters as soon as possible.'
'That guy Merus claims to be the top figure in the Galactic Patrol, right?'
'Let Merus come and arrest this Saiyan named Soya.'
"Seeing as your attitude towards admitting your mistake is so good, I will have you beaten up severely instead." Soya pondered and then called out to Raditz, "Hit him lightly. Do not kill him."
Jaco: "..."
'Is that any way to talk?'
'And you are still going to have me beaten up?'
"Negative emotional value from Jaco +999!"
"Easy, easy!" Raditz cheerfully rushed forward.
"Let us be clear, do not hit the face." Jaco covered his own head, assuming a posture completely allowing Raditz to bully him.
Raditz did not hold back, pummeling Jaco relentlessly.
"Hit him lightly." Soya repeatedly urged from the side.
Jaco: "..."
'Thank you so much.'
'You tell someone to beat me up, and then you tell him to hit lightly.'
'What exactly are you thinking?'
"Negative emotional value from Jaco +999!"
Raditz was thoroughly enjoying the beating when suddenly his body trembled violently, and he felt completely drained.
The side effects of the Combat God Water officially began.
Raditz: "..."
"Negative emotional value from Raditz +666!"
'Could the side effects not kick in right now?'
'I am in the middle of beating someone up.'
Jaco covered his head, feeling each of Raditz's punches land painfully on his body.
However, the next moment, Jaco suddenly noticed the force behind the kid's punches had lightened immeasurably.
'Has this kid had a crisis of conscience?'
"Hit him harder! Did you not eat?" Soya scolded.
Raditz: "..."
"Negative emotional value from Raditz +666!"
Jaco wept bitterly.
'You clearly told him to hit lightly earlier.'
'Why are you now telling him to hit harder?'
'You are so fickle!'
"Negative emotional value from Jaco +999!"
But, this kid's hits are getting less and less painful!
'It feels like tickling!'
'You must have had a crisis of conscience!'
"Soya... you... is everything Jaco said true?" Tights looked at Soya somewhat fearfully.
"Just teasing him. Do not worry." Soya lowered his voice and grinned.
"You scared me..." Tights patted her chest and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Alright, that is about enough." Soya called out to Raditz.
Raditz weakly clapped his hands, got off Jaco, and walked away somewhat unsteadily.
'These terrible side effects!'
'Simply unbelievable!'
"Galactic Patrolman, shall I give you a new name?" Soya smiled as he looked at Jaco.
"Change it to what?" Jaco hurriedly asked respectfully, though he felt indignant inside.
'I, a dignified Galactic Patrolman, have actually been bullied like this.'
'Just you wait. Once I contact headquarters, I will definitely call for reinforcements and fight back.'
"From now on, you will be called Dou Dou." Soya chuckled.
"Dou Dou? Why that name?" Tights asked, somewhat curious.
"Raditz, starting today, you have a new additional mission." Soya then addressed Raditz.
"Black fertilizer turns black?" Raditz reflexively blurted out.
"Good, well said!" Soya nodded with satisfaction and added, "Besides saying that tongue twister, your mission is to eat, sleep, and beat Dou Dou."
"So that is it... you should have said so earlier! I have experience with this mission!" Raditz's eyes shone brightly, extremely happy.
Jaco: "..."
"Negative emotional value from Jaco +999!"
'This shameless guy!'
"Dou Dou, have Raditz teach you that tongue twister. You will stop getting beaten only when you have learned it!" Soya then said to Jaco.
"What tongue twister?" Jaco was stunned.
"Raditz, say it once for him." Soya said.
"Black fertilizer turns grey, grey fertilizer turns black. Black fertilizer turning grey will volatilize, grey fertilizer volatilizing will turn black. Black fertilizer volatilizing and turning grey will cause flowers to fly, grey fertilizer volatilizing and turning black will cause flying flowers..." It took Raditz a great effort to finally recite the entire thing completely.
Jaco's face turned green.
'Is this something a person can even say?'
"Negative emotional value from Jaco..."
For a moment, Jaco's negative emotional value nearly maxed out.
Soya was secretly delighted inside.
'This is all solid combat power!'
'Participating in the World Martial Arts Tournament tomorrow, using a Solar Flare, who knows how much negative emotional value I can harvest from this wave.'
'Right, should I start a company on Earth?'
'With lots and lots of employees.'
'Announce overtime just before quitting time every day.'
'Then vigorously delay paying wages.'
'Wouldn't the negative emotional value just roll in?'
'Tsk tsk... is that too shameless?'
'Such a shameless thing, I do not think I can do it.'
'Huh? Why would I start a company on Earth?'
'Wouldn't it be better to start a company in space?'
'Maybe I can take over the Frieza Army and apply Earth capitalist tactics to them.'
'This matter requires careful planning.'
'Right now, I still cannot defeat Frieza.'
'I wonder how that kid Vegeta is doing?'
'He would not have actually gone to challenge Frieza, would he?'
'If you die... how can the Dragon Ball world continue without you?'
...
Some Planet.
Frieza was still continuing to drink the Combat God Water mixed with urine.
Unknowingly, Frieza had already drunk 70 sips of Combat God Water.
And Frieza's combat power was still continuing to double.
Vegeta nearby was utterly stunned.
Nappa was so scared he was almost about to wet himself.
'This guy Frieza is too terrifying.'
'His combat power has increased 70-fold. And it still has not reached its limit!'
'Can you not be this terrifying?'
'But later, your combat power will decrease by 70-fold.'
'Unfortunately, I still have to wait another hour for that.'
Frieza felt that at this moment he had truly reached the peak of his life.
Moreover, the more Frieza drank, the more he felt this Combat God Water was delicious.
"Berryblue, pour some Combat God Water for yourself. Take it for analysis and see what components are inside." After drinking another sip of Combat God Water, Frieza suddenly had an idea and gave an order to Berryblue.
Vegeta: "..."
Vegeta's face changed color repeatedly.
'If you take it for analysis... you will definitely detect the components inside.'
'At that time, I will be beaten to death by you.'
'I definitely cannot defeat a Frieza with 70 times his current combat power.'
'What should I do? What should I do?'
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