Are you curious about how I go to the bathroom when I'm wearing armor?" Tony said, holding up the microphone.
Tony was silent for a moment, then put on a serious expression and said, "Just like that, I've solved it!"
"Oh my God, is this guy crazy?" Looking at the noisy birthday party, Natasha felt sick.
She had always thought that Tony was a little unreasonable, and this situation was simply maddening.
"Death is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is to watch yourself die. This is the most maddening thing. It's very good that Tony can behave like this." Yang Han instinctively hated the noisy environment and urged Natasha to go out.
It was too noisy here. Even though he had become the Venom and had no weaknesses to sound or fire, he still hated these places from the bottom of his heart.
Tony, who has now transformed into DJ Iron Man, will only make his birthday party more exciting and crazy.
This is also one of the ways to vent the despair in my heart.
"It's time for us to say good night. Tonight's birthday party ends here!" Pepper knew that she couldn't let Tony continue to act like this, so she grabbed the microphone from Tony and said.
"My party isn't over yet and we haven't cut the birthday cake yet!" Tony disagreed.
"Believe me, you've lost control. It's so late, go to bed quickly." Pepper whispered.
Tony said in an ambiguous tone: "Honey, do you want to sleep with me?"
He said as he wanted to kiss Pepper, but Pepper looked disgusted and said, "You just peed in your armor, and you drank so much alcohol, your mouth is full of the stench of alcohol!"
Tony curled his lips when he heard Pepper say that. He turned around, picked up the microphone and said, "I'm the boss of my birthday party. Anyone who doesn't want to stay can leave. The party will continue and we'll party all night long!"
Tony's words pushed the atmosphere of the party to a climax, and Pepper turned around and left in anger.
Fans walked onto the stage to interact with Iron Man. Two blonde beauties danced around Tony, and he even let a beauty sit on his shoulders.
A beautiful woman threw out apples, bananas, oranges, coconuts and other fruits. Tony's arms shot out red lasers, cutting the fruits into several halves, just like the fruit-cutting game that was popular all over the world!
Chapter 134: The Battle between Tony and Rhodey
At this moment, another beauty threw out a huge watermelon. The cluster cannon on Iron Man's chest burst into light, and suddenly shot out a beam of light that broke the watermelon into pieces.
Many people were splashed with watermelon juice, but no one was scared. Instead, they all cheered.
Of course, these farces could not affect Natasha, who was standing on the balcony enjoying the sea breeze. Pepper walked up to Natasha with a sullen face and asked, "Tell me, what happened to Tony? Why did he become like this?"
"You know him best. Hasn't he always been like this?" Natasha asked.
"No, he usually acts a little crazy, but today he's like crazy. I know you must know something. Tell me, okay? I don't want to be kept in the dark like a fool." Pepper said.
"Okay, I didn't want to tell you originally, but Tony has been poisoned by palladium. The Ark reactor on his chest uses palladium to provide energy. If he takes it off, the shrapnel in his body will kill him. If he doesn't take it off, the radiation from the palladium will slowly corrode his body until he dies." Natasha said lightly.
"Oh, my God!" Pepper covered her mouth, thinking back to the unreasonable things Tony had done to her in recent days. It all made sense at once. Tony was arranging her funeral.
"But don't worry, we have successfully developed a drug that can inhibit the palladium element. As long as we can develop a new energy source to replace the palladium element within this period of time, Tony will not die." Natasha comforted.
Although Pepper was not clear about the difficulty of developing new energy, he knew that it was not an easy task.
She is not a fool. If Tony could figure it out, he would have figured it out long ago. It is impossible for him to be like a madman and turn a good birthday party into a farce.
Just as the two of them were talking.
James Rhodes, Tony Stark's best friend, is a lieutenant colonel in the U.S. military.
He helped Tony at the hearing and prevented the government and the military from taking away the Iron Man armor. Tony once guaranteed at the hearing that no one would be able to create the Iron Man armor within ten years and that he alone could maintain world peace.
However, the appearance of Ivan Vanko instantly slapped him in the face, which made the government and the military, who had been coveting Tony's armor, ready to use this excuse to snatch Tony's armor away.
Fortunately, Tony's good friend, Lieutenant Colonel Roddy, came to help, otherwise the military soldiers and tanks would have surrounded Tony's luxury villa and taken away all of Tony's armor.
Roddy was also invited to Tony's birthday party today, but he didn't expect the whole birthday party to be an absurd farce.
Tony was drunk, dancing with his fans on the stage, and using dangerous weapons casually, which made Roddy angry. What was he doing all this for? For that drunk on the stage?
Although Rhodey didn't know what kind of blow Tony had suffered, he decided to wake Tony up. However, his flesh and blood body was definitely no match for Tony. In anger, Rhodey went to Tony's underground laboratory and took away his armor, the steel-silver Mark II.
Amid the cheers of the crowd, the drunk Tony almost fell off the stage. At this moment, a figure appeared at the entrance of the party. It was a silver steel armor. Roddy said in a sullen face, "I'll just say this once, the party is over, go home and get some sleep!"
As Roddy spoke, the steel helmet closed, and his two eyes emitted a cold white light.
Unlike the classic red and gold color of Iron Man, the gray and silver Mark II looked very cold. The guests were startled and left in all directions.
"Hey, Roddy, are you here to wish me a happy birthday?" Tony said drunkenly, holding a glass of wine.
Rody came over and said in a serious tone: "You don't deserve to wear this armor, take it off immediately!"
Tony ignored him and picked up the microphone and said to the hidden tuner: "Some music!"
Dynamic music sounded, and Tony ignored Roddy and started shaking his butt. Roddy was so angry that his face looked like charcoal, although his face was like charcoal to begin with.
He grabbed Tony from behind and said coldly: "I told you to take off the iron armor. You don't deserve to wear this armor!!"
Hearing what Rhodey said, Tony also closed his visor, and then the thrusters on his back sprayed out a surge of air, carrying Rhodey out and crashing into a big hole in the wall.
"Are you awake?" Tony looked at Rhodey who was lying on the ground and said, "This is my armor. Put it back."
Just as Tony was about to turn around and leave, Roddy picked up a discus and threw it at Tony, hitting him right on the head. Tony was already drunk and not in a clear head, and seeing Roddy's real attack, he got angry and said, "You want a fight? Come on, I'm not afraid of you!"
Tony lifted a huge barbell and smashed it towards Roddy. Roddy was knocked away, and a big hole was created on the ground.
The angry Roddy sprayed air waves from his feet and rushed towards Tony. The two big iron lumps collided with each other. They fought from the living room to the kitchen, and from the kitchen to the bedroom. Although the two fought fiercely, they could not suffer any injuries because of their steel armor.
The friendship between men is not like eating and shopping between women. Many friends become friends through fighting. Now Tony has lost his mind, and Roddy wants to beat him up and make him wake up again.
Rhodey turned into a shadow and came in front of Tony, punching his visor. The punch was so powerful that it broke through the bedroom floor. The two men fell back into the living room, in front of everyone.
"Oh my God, who can stop them?" Pepper looked anxious, but there was nothing they could do. They were just ordinary people with flesh and blood. How could they stop them?
"Don't worry, they will be fine. I think we should evacuate the guests here first." Natasha shrugged and said.
Pepper could only nod and start evacuating the guests with Natasha.
"Or, why don't you go and help him? It's not a good idea to continue messing around like this." Natasha asked Yang Han in a low voice.
"This guy peed inside his armor. I don't believe there is a water purification and cleaning system in this armor. I am a symbiont with mysophobia. Do you still want to go to the toilet now? Your superhuman physical strength requires energy. I can directly help you convert food into energy and provide your body with all the nutrients it needs. I will decompose all the residues and excrete them with your sweat. You want me to get on this guy's body? Forget it..." Yang Han said with a look of disgust.
Natasha suddenly realized and said that she went to the toilet very rarely and thought there was something wrong with her body. So this is what happened.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 135: Thor vs. the Frost Giants
The Rainbow Bridge is a huge bridge with seven colors. It is the teleportation device of the Asgard. Through the Rainbow Bridge, people can reach any place in any dimension.