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Chapter 10 - The Roach-Barbecue Loop

He sat in his alcove, the blue light glinting off the [Charred Chitin Fragments] piled in the corner. He was, by any reasonable metric, a Lvl 5 king. He was well-fed on [Cooked Roach Meat (Poor)]—a dish he was already, with 16 points of Intelligence, referring to in his head as "Cave-Crackle."

​It was crunchy. It was smoky. And most importantly, it didn't try to give him a disease that made his skin weep.

This, he decided, was luxury.

​But his victory had come at a cost. He looked at his loincloth-belt. He was out of ammo. No, worse—he was out of accelerant.

His 16 Intelligence, a blessing that allowed him to invent napalm, was also a curse that forced him to see the logistical flaw in his plan.

​"You can't burn all the nests, you genius," he muttered to himself, "if you use the components from the nests to make the fire."

The pus-vials from the roaches were the key. He had used his entire starting supply on that first, glorious, foul-smelling inferno.

To get more pus, he had to hunt.

​He needed to become a conventional hunter so he could resupply for his unconventional arson.

This was the loop. His [Field Scavenger] brain lit up with the simple, beautiful logic of it.

​Hunt roaches 1-on-1 with [Sharpened Bone Shards].

​[Scavenge] them for meat, chitin, and [Vials of Roach Pus].

​Stockpile the pus.

​Find a big nest.

​FWOOMPH.

​Profit.

​He picked up his four [Sharpened Bone Shards]. He was Lvl 5. His Strength was 7, his Agility 9. His Perception was 12.

A [Cave Roach (Lvl 1)] wouldn't even be a fight. It would be an execution.

​He slipped back into the crawlspace. The tunnels were his domain now. His 12 Perception wasn't just seeing in the dark; it was mapping. He could smell the faintest trace of roach-musk, hear the skitter-skitter of a single insect from twenty meters away.

​He found one. A lone [Cave Roach (Bloated)], ambling aimlessly over a patch of slime.

In his Lvl 2 days, this would have been a cautious, 10-second encounter.

Now?

He didn't even slow down. He drew his arm back, his 7 Strength providing a solid base.

'Junk Tossing!'

His [Sharpened Bone Shard] flew with a thwip that was less "toss" and more "low-caliber bullet."

P-SSHK!

The shard punched straight through the roach's head-segment, pinning it to the floor. It died instantly, its legs giving a final, pathetic quiver.

​[You have slain a [Cave Roach (Bloated) (Lvl 1)]!] [Experience Gained: 2 EXP.]

[Your Skill [Junk Tossing (Lvl 1)] has gained proficiency.]

​He stalked forward, retrieved his shard, and got to work.

'Scavenge.'

[Scavenge (Lvl 2) Check (Per 12) vs. Difficulty (2)... Great Success!]

[You have obtained [Roach Meat (Tainted)] x 1]

[You have obtained [Vial of Roach Pus (Poor)] x 1]

[You have obtained [Chitin Fragment (Junk)] x 1]

​He stashed the pus-vial carefully. The meat... he pocketed it, but with a grimace. He'd cook it later. He was a goblin of culture, after all.

​He spent the next hour as the crawlspace's resident bogeyman. He was a silent, green-skinned shadow, an efficient, 9-Agility killing machine.

Thwip. P-sshk. Scavenge.

Thwip. P-sshk. Scavenge.

​[Your Skill [Junk Tossing (Lvl 1)] has gained 100% proficiency!]

[Skill: [Junk Tossing (Lvl 1)] -> [Junk Tossing (Lvl 2)]]

​[Mana Cost reduced. Damage and projectile velocity increased. You now have a low chance to [Cripple] a target's limb on a successful hit.]

​"Oh, now we're talking," he hissed, his grin sharp.

He'd hunted five roaches.

He was at Lvl 5 (43/50 EXP). Just 7 EXP—four more roaches—from Level 6.

He had five [Vials of Roach Pus] sloshing at his belt.

He had five pieces of [Roach Meat (Tainted)] waiting to be barbecued.

It was time for the FWOOMPH.

​He crept deeper, following the familiar, buzzing chitter of a large group. He found the second nest he'd bypassed during his mad dash for the Spore-Cluster.

This one was in a hollow, almost spherical chamber, the walls dripping with slime. At least 15 roaches were crawling over each other, clustered around a "leaking" patch of particularly nutrient-rich mildew.

​His 16 Intelligence analyzed the setup. It was perfect. One entrance. One big pile of targets.

He didn't bother with a bait-lure this time. They were already grouped.

He lined up his five [Vials of Roach Pus].

He tossed them, one by one, ch-thok, ch-thok, ch-thok, into the writhing mass.

The roaches didn't even notice. They were just... wetter.

He took out his fire-kit. [Chert Rock]. [Iron Pyrite]. [Dessicated Diseased Rag].

CLACK-SKRAK!

A spark. An ember. A gentle puff of goblin-breath.

A small, smoky flame.

He wrapped the burning tinder around a [Chitin Fragment (Junk)].

"Special delivery," he rasped.

He tossed the small, flaming projectile into the center of the pus-drenched nest.

​FWOOOOOOOM!

The second firebomb was just as effective as the first. A pillar of greasy, green-yellow flame filled the chamber, the shrieks of the roaches cut off almost instantly.

The smell was... yup, still a war crime. It was the smell of victory and 10,000 burning dumpsters. He backed away, coughing, his 12 Perception deeply offended.

​[You have slain a [Cave Roach (Bloated) (Lvl 1)]!] [Experience Gained: 2 EXP.]

[You have slain a [Cave Roach (Bloated) (Lvl 1)]!] [Experience Gained: 2 EXP.]

...

He counted 16 notifications.

[32 EXP Gained!]

[EXP Threshold Reached! YOU HAVE LEVELED UP!]

[Level 5 -> Level 6]

[All Base Attributes +1]

[You have 25 EXP remaining. (43 + 32 = 75. 75 - 50 (to Lvl 6) = 25)]

​He strode into the smoking, charred cavern like a conquering hero. A very small, naked, green-skinned, coughing hero.

He looked at his new status, feeling the familiar, pleasant warmth of a level-up.

​[STATUS]

​Name: (Unnamed)

​Race: Goblin (Lesser)

​Level: 6 (25/60 EXP)

​Class: Field Scavenger (F-Rank) (Lvl 2 -> 65% EXP)

​Title: [None]

​[ATTRIBUTES]

​Strength: 8

​Agility: 10

​Stamina: 10

​Intelligence: 17

​Perception: 13

​Mana: 7

​His stats were becoming... beautiful. His 17 Intelligence was so far beyond the goblin-norm it was laughable. His 10 Agility and 10 Stamina meant he was as fast and tough as a human warrior. His 8 Strength was still his "dump stat," but it was catching up.

He was a Lvl 6 goblin. He was probably, he mused, the most powerful roach-hunter in the entire history of this cave.

​He got to work.

'Scavenge.'

The pile was massive.

[Scavenge (Lvl 2) Check (Per 13) vs. Difficulty (5)... Great Success!]

[You have obtained [Cooked Roach Meat (Poor)] x 16]

[You have obtained [Charred Chitin Fragment (Junk)] x 30]

[You have obtained [Ash (Junk)] x 10]

​He was stocked. He had a larder. He could feast on smoky "Cave-Crackle" for a week.

He also, critically, had a massive pile of [Charred Chitin Fragments].

He picked one up.

[Passive: [Analysis] activated!]

[Target: [Charred Chitin Fragment (Junk)]]

[Core Properties Identified: [Carbonized Chitin], [Brittle], [Lightweight], [Dull Edge].]

He looked at his [Sharpened Bone Shard].

[Passive: [Analysis] activated!]

[Target: [Sharpened Bone Shard (Poor)]]

[Core Properties Identified: [Calcified Bone], [Brittle], [Sharp Point], [Low Durability].]

​His 17 Intelligence connected the dots.

'Improvise.'

He saw it. A new design.

He sat down in the smoldering cavern, pulled out his [Sharp-Edged Rock (Chert)], and got to work. He didn't just sharpen the bone. He began to chip away at it, carving a groove. Then he took the [Charred Chitin Fragments] and, using the [Improvise] skill, began fitting them into the groove.

​[Improvise (Lvl 1) Check (Int 17) vs. Difficulty (9)... Success!]

[You have created a [Chitin-Edged Bone Dagger (Poor)] x 1]

​His hands trembled as he held it. It was... a real weapon. It was a 6-inch-long bone handle, with dozens of razor-sharp, fire-hardened chitin fragments embedded along the edge, creating a crude, serrated blade.

It was the goblin equivalent of a obsidian-edged macuahuitl.

It was the ugliest, most terrifying, most beautiful thing he had ever made.

​'Appraisal!'

[Chitin-Edged Bone Dagger (Poor) (Weapon)]

​Rank: F-rank (High)

​Description: A crude bone dagger, given a hideously sharp, serrated edge with fire-hardened chitin fragments. A testament to desperation and cleverness.

​Effect: Inflicts [Piercing] damage and [Bleeding (Minor)] damage.

​Note: It's junk. But it's inspired junk.

​He checked his Evolution Log. He'd eaten 5 [Tainted] roaches and 16 [Cooked] ones.

[Progress to 2nd Evolution: 4.5% / 100%

[Insectoid Essence (Chitin)]: 65%

[Fungal Essence (Purifying)]: 15%

[Goblinoid Essence (Cannibalism)]: 15%

[Toxin Essence (Tainted)]: 5%

​He was, by a huge margin, becoming a bug.

He looked at his new chitin-dagger. He looked at his full inventory of cooked food. He looked at his Lvl 6 status.

Let them call me a bug, he thought, a sharp, 17-Intelligence grin on his face.

He was a bug that had just invented fire, napalm, and serrated blades.

He was ready to clear the rest of this dungeon.

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