Hashirama Senju didn't catch on at first, but when he heard Hirofumi Ito call him "Mistress," his face flushed even more.
"Oh, come on, Hirofumi~~ I told you not to say stuff like that! Mistress? Don't just throw that around~~"
Seeing Hashirama's shy, squirming reaction, Hirofumi could barely hold back his laughter!
Saying "no, no" with his mouth, but his body was practically dancing with excitement!
At that moment, Hashirama looked like a giant wriggling maggot.
Then, it was like something clicked in Hashirama's head…
"Wait a sec! Hirofumi! What did you just say?! What's up with Madara's chest?!"
"Oh… after my teacher fused with your cells, Mistress, your face appeared on his chest!!!"
Hashirama swallowed hard with a loud gulp.
Then, with teary eyes, he turned to Uchiha Madara…
"Madara~~~ You… you actually tattooed my face on your chest?! Oh my!!!"
Hashirama shyly covered his face with his hands, stomping his foot.
"You shameless flirt~~~"
Hirofumi was losing it watching this. Okay, okay, so you're the legendary Hashirama "Winter Plum" Senju, huh?!
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The room full of people was thrown into complete confusion again!
The idea of cellular fusion was already mind-boggling, but now they were hearing something even more explosive!
The legendary Ninja World Shura, Uchiha Madara, had Hashirama's face tattooed on his chest?!
What kind of plot twist was this?!
Was the chaos of the Warring States era just some love-hate drama between these two?!
Madara clenched his teeth, the pinwheel pattern of his Mangekyo Sharingan spinning wildly in his eyes! The Rinnegan pattern flashed into view!!
"Arghhhh!!!!
You damn brat!!!
I'm cleaning house right now!!!
Meteor Shower!!!"
BOOM!!!
The research building took a massive hit, a huge hole blasted through it, and Hirofumi went flying…
The ninjas on Konoha's streets looked up at the figure soaring through the air, puzzled.
"Isn't that Lord Hokage?!"
"Yeah, no doubt it's Lord Hokage!"
"How's Lord Hokage flying?!"
"No clue… maybe practicing some new jutsu?!"
"Probably… gotta say, Lord Hokage sure flies high!"
"Of course! He's Lord Hokage, after all!!!"
"By the way, where you headed later?"
"I'm going to the Education Department for an interview!
Iruka, the head of our village's Ninja Tech University, is a legendary teacher in Konoha!
I've looked up to Iruka-sensei forever!!!
My dream's to be an awesome ninja teacher like him! Where you off to?"
"Haha… I'm heading to the Medical Department for an interview! I've got more talent for medical ninjutsu than anything else!"
"Well, good luck!"
"Haha, you too!"
…
Hirofumi, covered in dirt, trudged back to the research building. Before he even stepped inside, he peeked through the window and saw Hashirama trying to pull off Madara's shirt…
"Madara!!! Show me that tattoo! You put my face on your chest?! Do you have a crush on me or what?!"
"Get lost, you idiot!!! You think I wanted your face there?! It's because your cells are so damn weird!
I fused them perfectly, but somehow your face just showed up on my chest, and no matter what I do, it won't go away!!!"
"Oh, come on, Madara~~~ Just let me see it, please~~"
The room was pure chaos. Madara was dodging left and right, Hashirama chasing him relentlessly—he fled, he pursued, no escape!
The Konoha 12, Orochimaru, Tobirama Senju, and Uchiha Izuna had all turned into a crowd of popcorn-munching spectators…
WHAM!!!
Hirofumi kicked the door open!
"Teacher!!! I'm back, damn it!!!"
Madara's attention snapped to Hirofumi's sudden entrance, and in that split-second distraction, Hashirama lunged forward!
RIP…
Hashirama tore Madara's shirt right open!
The entire research lab filled with gasps!
Hiss… "Whoa!!!"
"It's really the First Hokage's face!"
"Didn't expect Madara-senpai to have an eight-pack!"
"That face looks so… unique!"
"…"
Madara completely lost it!
"Arghhh!!! Hashi-lame-a!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!!"
Just as Madara raised his hand, he noticed Hashirama staring at his chest with watery eyes, a trail of drool dripping from his mouth…
Slurp… "Madara~~~ Your abs are amazing!!!"
"You damn idiot!!! Close your eyes!!!!"
"Oh, come on, Madara~~~ Just one more look~~ Just one!!!"
"Get lost, you moron!!!!"
…
At home, Mito Uzumaki had prepared a lavish lunch, but her husband didn't come back to eat.
She heard that not only her husband but also Madara, Tobirama, and Izuna had all gone to Konoha's newly established Research Department…
Apparently to study something?!
Mito packed up the lunch into several bento boxes and headed to the Research Department…
"Ugh… these guys! They're all old men, and they still can't stay out of trouble, skipping lunch like this!"
When Mito arrived at the Research Department, she noticed a huge hole in the newly built building, which struck her as odd.
Was this some new architectural style?!
But Mito didn't linger on it and walked straight into the Research Department…
When she reached the door of one of the labs, she froze!
Her husband… was standing in front of Uchiha Madara… his eyes gleaming with a strange light… drool dripping from his mouth…
And Madara was shirtless, with a face on his chest?!
Was that… her husband's face?!!
Damn it!!!
These two weren't even hiding it anymore, were they?!
And in front of all these people in the lab!
No shame at all?!
"Sen! Ju! Hashi! Rama!!! You're dead meat!!!!"
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