"I—"
"You—"
Unexpectedly, Lin Feng and Tsunade spoke at the exact same moment.
Shizune, however, looked confused: "Lady Tsunade, do you two know each other?" She first looked at Tsunade's shocked expression, then at the man's infatuated expression, thinking to herself: "This man is finished! He dares to look like such a pig in front of Lady Tsunade!"
But what surprised her was that Tsunade didn't explode in anger! "Sit down, let's talk?" Tsunade felt strange. This feeling was...
This man...
Lin Feng was startled!
He had been so caught up in Tsunade's beauty that he hadn't fully registered that she was one of the legendary Sannin!
If he kept daydreaming about her right in front of her, and she suddenly flew into a rage, Tsunade would absolutely beat him within an inch of his life!
"O-of course!" A beautiful woman was inviting him; Lin Feng naturally wouldn't refuse!
But what puzzled him was that Tsunade wasn't as fierce as he had imagined!
He liked it even more, though!
Pointing to the nearby Ichiraku Ramen shop, he smiled: "How about a bowl of ramen?"
"Sounds good!" Tsunade seemed to have transformed. She turned to Shizune beside her: "You find somewhere to rest first. I have something to discuss with him!"
Ichiraku Ramen—it truly deserved its reputation as the best ramen shop in Konoha! Naruto's favorite! Lin Feng could already smell the fragrant aroma before even walking in!
"Boss! Two extra-large bowls of ramen!" Lin Feng immediately yelled.
Tsunade sat down with interest: "What... what is your name?"
Lin Feng paused slightly, thinking: "She couldn't know I'm an infiltrator so quickly, could she? But her expression doesn't suggest it!" He quickly replied: "Kamikaze Yue (神风月). My village was destroyed, so I've come here." He spoke cautiously, watching Tsunade's every expression change.
"Kamikaze... Yue?" Tsunade looked puzzled: "What a strange name!"
Lin Feng saw she remained silent. Although he desperately wanted to flirt with the stunningly busty woman, he was fearful of her legendary fists.
"Here you go! Fresh, delicious ramen!" The owner of Ichiraku served two steaming bowls of ramen.
"Aren't you going to eat?" Lin Feng saw Tsunade's strange expression and couldn't help but ask: "Don't you like it?"
"You..." Tsunade took a deep breath, meeting Lin Feng's eyes, "Who exactly are you!?"
Hearing this, Lin Feng's heart dropped, sensing disaster! Did she figure me out? "What... what are you talking about? Didn't I just tell you?"
"No! There's definitely something you're not saying!" Tsunade glared at him. The sudden burst of killing intent sent a chill down Lin Feng's spine, and he immediately started calculating an escape route!
"Believe it or not!" Since talking wouldn't earn her trust, he wouldn't talk anymore!
Lin Feng looked away, ignoring her, and began to devour the ramen!
However, he was terrified on the inside.
If Tsunade decided to use force, he'd be in serious trouble!
But to his surprise, Tsunade did not explode in anger. Instead, she laughed self-deprecatingly: "If you don't tell me, I truly won't know! But I don't quite believe your story."
Lin Feng was perplexed. Ever since he saw Tsunade, he felt something was off. Tsunade was known for her bold personality, so why had she suddenly become so melancholy?
Stirring her ramen with her chopsticks, Tsunade seemed to be talking to herself, yet also confiding in Lin Feng: "A few months ago, I abandoned an infant in the forest. But when I went back later, I couldn't find a trace of him. I later found out that the Fourth Hokage had brought him back. But now, he's missing again!"
"It couldn't be me, could it?" Lin Feng thought, but then dismissed the idea. The child couldn't be Tsunade's!
Was it an orphan she adopted?
But this wasn't Lin Feng's biggest concern.
Anyway, if I don't tell her, who will know!
"What are you talking about! I don't know anything about that!" Lin Feng chuckled: "You're not suspecting me of abducting that baby, are you?"
Tsunade stared intently at him, seemingly deep in thought, but finally shook her head: "Who knows!" Her tone suddenly shifted, and a powerful killing aura erupted from her: "If I find out you are lying to me, I will absolutely not forgive you!"
"Gulp!" Lin Feng swallowed with difficulty. This must be the real Tsunade!
However, Tsunade's expression changed quickly: "What's wrong? Scared? Or guilty?"
"Nonsense!" Though his body was trembling, Lin Feng pretended to be indifferent: "What kind of storms haven't I faced!" He secretly thought to himself: "When I'm strong enough to beat you, I'll grab you and spank your bottom hard!"
Lost in thought, he couldn't help but cast his gaze onto Tsunade's ample chest!
He couldn't help it. That immense size, those snowy peaks that could contain the entire village, were truly impossible to look away from.
He couldn't resist the urge to reach out and touch that legendary elasticity.
So, what if...
Lin Feng began fantasizing about the legendary "Boob Push!"
Ah, I can't take it! Lin Feng quickly looked away. If he angered Tsunade now, he would be doomed!
However, Lin Feng's flushed face—caused by forcibly holding back his desire—was interpreted by Tsunade in a completely different way.
"This young man is quite easy to embarrass!"
She thought to herself, but what connection does this boy have to that infant?
They say that women in love have the lowest intelligence, but that's not entirely correct. Right now, Tsunade seemed a bit foolish; anyone could see why Lin Feng was blushing, yet she didn't realize it.
Or perhaps, she refused to believe it! She subconsciously felt that this person was highly suspicious.
Lin Feng seemed to sense Tsunade's scrutiny and quickly finished his ramen: "This Ichiraku Ramen is so good! Thanks!" He immediately ran away without paying!
Tsunade, who had intended to chase after him, stopped. She watched Lin Feng's retreating back, lost in thought.
"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune had been nearby all along. Seeing Lin Feng run away as if he had committed a crime, she immediately wanted to follow, but Tsunade stopped her: "Let him go!"
"It's not necessary!" Tsunade gently shook her head and walked toward Konoha's gate: "Let's continue our journey! I haven't had enough fun yet!"
"But—" Shizune started to say something, but instead asked: "Then should we look for the infant's whereabouts in the nearby villages now?"