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At this moment, a drunken Gildarts came directly to Ye Yang's side and hooked his shoulder.
"Hiccup! Why did you make the old man angry?"
"This… this won't do."
"Come, come, come, drink, drink, drink! This was specially prepared for you by the old man."
"You… you see… see Er Gou and the others, I've already knocked them out, you can't be… be left out."
Ye Yang looked at the front helplessly, not wanting to pay any attention to the drunken Gildarts.
"Uncle, you're drunk."
Gildarts stood up, looking unconvinced.
"Who are you looking down on?! I'm not drunk!"
"Get me some wine! You… you drink with me!"
Before Ye Yang could react, Gildarts instantly appeared behind him, wrapping his limbs around Ye Yang.
"Hurry up and get the wine!!!"
Ye Yang, who was slightly tipsy, instantly sobered up.
His lazy expression immediately turned to one of shock.
"Holy crap! Uncle, what are you trying to do?!"
"Hehehe, drink ~"
Suddenly, everyone who had just been drinking together raised their wooden mugs and rushed towards Ye Yang.
Makarov looked at the restrained Ye Yang, a slight smile on his lips, and immediately rushed forward to pry open Ye Yang's mouth.
The others, seeing this, directly poured wine into him.
"Gulp! Gulp!..."
"Oh my… old… man… gulp gulp… no… gulp gulp… martial virtue… gulp gulp…"
Makarov ignored him and said to himself.
"Youth is truly good. This drinking capacity is on par with this old man's back in the day."
"Gulp… gulp…"
After a commotion… Ye Yang, who was originally slightly tipsy, was now flushed all over, holding a wooden wine barrel in his hand.
Gildarts, who had just restrained him, was now stomped under Ye Yang's feet.
"Hiccup!"
"Hey, Uncle, why don't you get up and drink? Why are you sleeping? Hiccup."
Ye Yang patted Gildarts's face, finding no movement at all.
"Uncle, when did you learn to create clones? I… I seem… to see five… eight of you."
"Hehehe, perfect, all eight of you come and drink!"
"Hiccup!"
Saying that, Ye Yang directly pried open Gildarts's mouth and poured the wine directly in.
Gildarts, who had been unconscious, had ferocious eyes.
"Ugh… ugh…"
"Thud!"
"Σ _ ( ꒪ ཀ ꒪ 」 ∠ ) Ugh!"
After Ye Yang finished pouring the wine, Gildarts couldn't hold it in and started to vomit.
Then, a wisp of white soul flew out of Gildarts's mouth.
Makarov, seeing this, sobered up halfway. He had been the one pouring the most fiercely.
Seeing how terrifying the drunken Ye Yang was, the other people around had all collapsed during the previous commotion.
Now, only he was still somewhat sober.
"This Stinky Brat's drinking manners are a bit poor."
"No! This old man still wants to live a few more years, I need to leave."
Just as Makarov was about to sneak away, the drunken Ye Yang shouted.
"Old Man!"
Makarov flinched at the shout, cold sweat slowly trickled down his forehead, and his head tremblingly and slowly looked behind him.
He saw Ye Yang directly stepping on Gildarts's body.
Gildarts, who had just finished vomiting, flinched and vomited again, his soul drifting even further.
And Ye Yang, unstable from the flinch, directly fell down and became motionless.
"Phew ~ Good, good."
Makarov looked at all the fallen guild members, with only him left, and walked out of the guild with a proud expression, heading towards his home.
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The next day at noon.
Ye Yang slowly opened his eyes and looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar ceiling.
He slowly sat up, holding his head.
"My head hurts so much, what happened yesterday?"
"Why do I have no memory at all?"
"How did I get back?"
"What time is it? Why didn't Er Gou and San Mao call me?"
Ye Yang looked at the sun outside the window and realized it was already noon.
"Drinking ruins things. I was still thinking of taking on a commission today."
"No, I need to go to the guild right away!"
Ye Yang quickly tidied up and quickly walked towards the guild.
At this moment, all the guild members were outside, making a ruckus.
"Hmm? Why is everyone outside?"
Macao was holding a paper megaphone and shouting.
"Come and see! Come and see!"
"Strongest Newcomer vs. Strongest Female Mage!"
"Strongest Newcomer 1:3!"
"Strongest Female Mage 1:3!"
"Place your bets! Place your bets!"
When Ye Yang heard Macao's shouts, he immediately understood what was happening.
"Didn't I… yesterday… I don't think… I don't think… emmmm did I agree?"
While Ye Yang was still pondering, the sound of clashing armor came from behind him.
"You're finally here. I've been waiting for you for a long time. Let's begin."
Ye Yang turned around in confusion and scratched his head.
"Uh… Erza, I'm not in shape today, can I…"
Before Ye Yang could finish speaking, Erza directly slashed at him with a sword.
Ye Yang flinched and quickly dodged.
"Holy crap, she just slashed at me without even a word."
When the people around saw Erza appear, they immediately cleared a large space for the two of them.
"Go, Erza!!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
"Boss, cheer up! We've bet all our belongings on you to win!!"
Ye Yang glanced at San Mao, pulled out a stack of banknotes, and threw them over.
"Hurry! Bet on me to win!"
Just then, Erza had already rushed in front of Ye Yang, and a sword fiercely pierced through his body.
Immediately, the scene fell silent, and Erza also stood in place, looking stunned.
"I… I… but…"
Macao: "The newcomer was cut in half?"
Wakaba: "Did we go too far?"
Only Er Gou and San Mao were still shouting encouragement.
Makarov immediately saw through Ye Yang's trick.
"This Stinky Brat's affinity and mastery of light elements are so high that he can even elementalize. This old man has lived for so long and this is the first time I've seen it."
"I really want to teach my magic to this Stinky Brat."
"But this Stinky Brat doesn't even have a magic source, it's infuriating!"
Makarov saw the atmosphere around them had frozen to the extreme.
"Stinky Brat! It's going too far if you keep playing around."
After Ye Yang heard Makarov's voice, the corpse that was lying on the ground directly opened its eyes.
Everyone flinched in fright.
"& Good heavens!!! It's… it's a reanimated corpse!!!"
Then a flash of light passed, and Ye Yang appeared before everyone, completely unharmed.
"Physical attacks can't hurt me."
Erza immediately understood that she had been tricked by the other party.
"You bastard!!"
San Mao: "Boss is indeed a bastard, deceiving a girl's feelings like this, a scumbag!"
Er Gou: "Indeed, you can't just do whatever you want because you're a bit handsome. I, Er Gou, despise it immensely!"