Hidan stood up with a gray, dusty face, looking utterly pitiful. The nosebleed that had almost burst out was slapped right back in by Tsunade's heavy hand!
Shizune glanced at him with sympathetic eyes. Honestly… who told you to make Tsunade-sama angry? Staring at her like that… sigh, self-inflicted sins can't be forgiven.
"Little brat, what about the money you withdrew?" Tsunade asked, the faint blush on her face already gone. Her tone made it clear if he hadn't withdrawn the money, he'd already be a corpse.
Hidan's hands trembled as he pulled out the money pouch he'd been clutching behind him.
His heart cried out in silence: Damn… they really are as big as watermelons.
Tsunade snatched the pouch, flipped it open, and instantly beamed. Her eyes might as well have turned into glittering gold coins. This was the first time she had so much money piled up in her hands!
Normally, the reward from missions would be gone in half a day, completely spent before she could even feel its weight. Saving money? Forget it. But now…
In that instant, Tsunade redefined Hidan in her heart: no longer an annoying brat, but a "cute, useful tool".
She even went so far as to label him a "good person." After all, she had never met anyone so "generous" as to hand over such a large sum of money. It was almost… innocent.
"Little brat…" Tsunade suddenly yanked Hidan forward and buried his face in her massive chest.
She didn't seem to mind what had happened before. Her cheeks carried the faintest blush, and her eyes flicked mischievously, clearly plotting some kind of crazy idea.
"Mmph—!" Hidan froze. His brain short-circuited under the sudden softness, his whole body going numb.
Shit… this is paradise! His mind was instantly hijacked by his lower body.
But the bliss didn't last. Tsunade shoved him back, secretly clicking her tongue. Tch… little pervert actually sniffed!
"Brat, listen..." Tsunade's tone suddenly softened, her expression gentle. "You're still young, and even after paying off debts, you've got such a large balance left over…"
Goosebumps shot up Hidan's arms. That fake gentle look? Terrifying.
"I'm still young, yeah… not safe to carry so much money." He immediately got the hint.
"So I'll hand it all over to Tsunade-neechan for safekeeping!" Honestly, it wasn't like he earned it. Easy come, easy go.
"Aha! I like your sensible character!" Tsunade laughed proudly, waving her hand with big-sisterly arrogance.
"Tonight, we drink! My treat, hahaha!"
Hidan's face darkened. What the hell do you mean your treat? It's my money you're gonna use, and then brag about treating me? And you think you're amazing?!
Without hesitation, Tsunade pulled out 50,000 ryō from the bag and tossed it to the debt collectors still loitering around.
As a gambler, she had her own "principles." If she had money, she'd pay it back without fuss. If she didn't… well, then it was just a game of hide-and-seek.
The debt collectors grabbed the money and bolted, not daring to look back. After all, if even this weird little brat could slap them around, how could they hope to mess with Tsunade?
"It's getting late," Tsunade turned with a grin.
"Come on, I'll invite you to drink!"
But when Tsunade glanced back, she found the silver-haired boy still standing there with a dumb, dreamy face.
His expression was glazed over with satisfaction, clearly still replaying the "heavenly" moment of being stuffed between her soft, massive boobs.
Boom!
Her fist came down without mercy.
Tsunade stormed off with a black face, while Shizune, wearing a bitter smile, dragged along poor Hidan by the collar. His head was smoking like a broken chimney, his body limp and lifeless.
The boy who had just tasted bliss was now reduced to a battered mess.
Pitifully, Hidan had been utterly abused by Tsunade… and yet, he couldn't do a damn thing about it.
......
"Oi, brat, I haven't asked your name yet!"
In the hot spring tavern, Tsunade sat cross-legged on the tatami without an ounce of ladylike posture, glaring at the boy across from her.
"Me? My name? Uh… lemme think…" Hidan muttered, still dizzy. That last punch had scrambled his brain so badly he hadn't even fully recovered.
Then suddenly..."Ahhh! I remembered! My name's Hidan!" He shouted like he'd just won the lottery, chest puffed out with pride, as if remembering his own name was some legendary achievement.
"Hidan, huh? That's a pretty rare name." Tsunade waved it off a second later.
"Forget it, not important. Boss! Bring the wine! Hurry up, what's a meal without it?" She smacked the table impatiently.
"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune frowned, her tone worried. "Children can't drink! You should really forget about it…"
Tsunade turned her eyes on Shizune's earnest little face. For a moment she looked like she wanted to argue...then she puffed out her cheeks and muttered stubbornly, expression stiff.
"…Just a little. Just a little won't hurt anybody!"
Shizune sighed helplessly. Every time you say that… which time have you not ended up drunk like mud?
Of course, no matter how much she complained, she couldn't stop Tsunade's two great loves... alcohol and gambling.
Resigned, she could only watch as Tsunade hugged the sake jug to her chest and drank without restraint, cheeks glowing red with delight.
Even Hidan wasn't spared. Under Tsunade's overbearing "hospitality," he was forced to swallow a few mouthfuls. His small face flushed instantly, heat spreading across his cheeks.
But while the women were laughing and drinking, neither Tsunade nor Shizune noticed the subtle glint that flickered in Hidan's eyes… nor the playful little smile curling at his lips.
However, Tsunade, already tipsy, began to lose herself in the haze of alcohol. With a silly grin, she suddenly wrapped her arms around Hidan, dragging him into her soft, golden embrace.
Hidan, who had never tasted alcohol before, sank straight into the sensation.
His body melted under the warmth, intoxicated not just by the sake but by the overwhelming softness that pressed against him. He couldn't even think straight anymore.
Shizune, sitting off to the side, turned beet red.
Her lips trembled as if she wanted to say something but the drunken Tsunade was unstoppable.
God only knew why Tsunade had taken such a strange liking to this brat.
Under the thick night sky, inside the steaming hot spring tavern, Tsunade held Hidan close, laughing loudly as she babbled out drunken words.
"Hehehe! I'll tell you something, brat...there isn't a man alive who can beat me in an arm-wrestling match!" she bragged, waving the sake jug around like a trophy.
"And gambling? Hah! Everyone says I lose all the time, but they don't get it… losing takes skill too! It's a talent!" Tsunade puffed out her chest proudly, as if she'd just revealed some profound truth.
"Look at these..." she squeezed her chest against Hidan's face with drunken boldness, "aren't they amazing? The strongest in all five great nations, I guarantee it!"
Shizune buried her face in her hands, crimson with embarrassment. Why does she always say things like this when she's drunk…
Meanwhile, Hidan's mind was a storm of chaos.
What the hell…! This woman's a complete monster! Bragging about losing money, flexing her boobs, and acting like it's some kind of jutsu… Damn it, why does this still feel like heaven?!
Shizune could only sit there, red-faced, watching the two of them.
And of course, no one came to disturb them. The entire tavern had been wrapped up by Tsunade herself, her first time making such a "generous" move.
After all… it wasn't her own money being spent!
Hidan, on the other hand, was still enjoying the soft, drunken embrace… but his mind snapped back into focus, eyes narrowing slightly.
He quietly opened his system panel, scrolling through the list of items and skills until something caught his eye.
[Aphrodite]
(One-time use.)
[Can make anyone extremely horny and cause them to attack the opposite sex without hesitation.]
[Use: Must be near the target for activation; takes at least 5 minutes to work.]
(Note: If the person is strong, it may not work. Special recommendation: use it when their state of mind is confused or when they're unable to resist.)
[Big Dick Energy]
One-time use.
Break your age limits, go full Ultra Plus, and "break them pussies."
Hidan: "…"
System… that last line… are you sure you're not some horny system?"
"…"
The system, as always, didn't reply.
Hidan exhaled slowly. Right… it's just an AI model based on my thoughts, not a real personality.
Although I wouldn't mind chatting with my system sometimes… I still prefer a simple AI without its own will.
Hidan glanced at the points he had gathered by killing bandits and rogue ninja along the road.
After thinking for a moment, he decided to spend them on the two items.
Now, hear me out...his mind wasn't completely controlled by his lower body… or maybe it was.
But he clearly remembered the system saying something about getting generous rewards for "collecting Pokémons."
And Tsunade… she was definitely a good candidate.
Making her actually fall in love would take way too long, and he didn't have that kind of patience.
Besides, he held a slight grudge against her, not a deep one, but enough.
Although Tsunade had bullied him for no reason, she hadn't gone too far. In fact, he had the feeling she was paying him special attention… for some reason he couldn't quite figure out.
Maybe… she sees her brother in me? It wasn't impossible. If so, that made things even easier to exploit.
Hidan stopped overthinking and checked the system again. His eyes landed on the timer and he let out a sigh.
He was lucky...Tsunade was still holding him in her arms, drunk and distracted.
It would make things a lot easier.
Hidan activated both items without hesitation.
Almost immediately, he could feel the effect. Tsunade's body, wrapped around him, began to grow hotter. Her breathing turned uneven, shallow gasps escaping between drunken laughs.
"Mmh…" Tsunade shifted, eyes hazy, her face tinted with an even deeper red than before.
A few seconds later, she suddenly stood up albeit a little wobbly and carried Hidan straight into a private room in the back. Her grip on him was tight.
Meanwhile, Shizune was slumped flat on the table, completely out cold. Having been forced to drink alongside Tsunade, she had no chance of noticing what was going on.
Inside Tsunade's arms, Hidan felt a rush of heat surging lower in his body.
His crotch was burning, throbbing with intensity, and it felt as if some kind of "monster" was starting to awaken down below.
Hidan gulped. Shit… this system really doesn't hold back.
Tsunade stumbled into the room, then all at once jumped onto the bed, pulling Hidan tightly into her arms.
But… she didn't move. She just held him there.
Minutes ticked by. One… two… five.
Hidan frowned. The hell? Did the system scam me with fake goods?
He tilted his head up and froze.
Tsunade's face was flushed crimson, her teeth biting down hard on her lips, as if she were fighting against something overwhelming inside her.
Then her eyes met his. For a moment, they trembled.
Without warning, she buried her head into his neck, inhaling deeply as if drinking in his scent.
"Ahh…"
Her lips brushed his skin...then she suddenly kissed him there, sucking firmly as her fingers dug into his hair, pulling him closer with hammer-like strength.
"Nh—!" Hidan stiffened.
Her mouth trailed lower, biting hard on his collarbone before sucking, leaving dark marks across his pale skin. One… two… a line of red hickeys branded into him.
Before he could even react, her lips found his.
The kiss was hot, desperate. Her red lips pressed hungrily against his, tongue sliding into his mouth, rolling with his own in a messy clash.
One hand held the back of his head, forcing him closer, while the other slid around his waist.
Her legs tightened around him, locking him in place with frightening strength.
Hidan's eyes went wide. Shock coursed through him as he barely managed to respond.
Shit… this is really happening. And it's my first time too…
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