[Ding! How long did it take for the Uzumaki Clan's Ancestral Death God to change its mind?]
[A, 0.1 seconds!]
[B, 0.01 seconds!]
[C, 0.001 seconds!]
[Ding! Correct answer reward: Reaper Death Seal (no side effect version trial card) ×1, exchangeable for 500,000 gold coins! Incorrect answer penalty: unknown!]
[Ding! This is a speed-answering question. Current answer attempts: 2! If both attempts are wrong, the entire Ninja World will be punished together.]
[Uzumaki Clan's Ancestral Death God: ? Don't I need some face, Big Bro!]
[Ōnoki: MMP trash, another question where the whole Ninja World gets punished together?]
[Fourth Raikage: Cough cough, mere cross-dressing! Hmph, I disdain it!]
[Senju Hashirama: Oh oh, what cross-dressing?]
[Senju Tobirama: Brother, act normal. You just came out, leave a good impression!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Cough cough, First Hokage-sama, Second Hokage Teacher is right, please be more reserved.]
[Jiraiya: !!! Old man!]
[Senju Tsunade: Grandpa!! Great-uncle!!]
[Senju Hashirama: …Huh? What are you doing here?]
At this moment, Uchiha Madara, hiding in the corner, shivered. Damn, did this simpleton really come in?
[Uzumaki Kushina: ??? Eh? Where's my man?]
[Minato Namikaze: …Here~ Wife~]
[Uzumaki Kushina: !!! You're a man, you actually didn't reply to my message just now!]
[Minato Namikaze: Ah!??? When? I was playing mahjong with the other three Hokage-sama inside the Shinigami's belly… I didn't hear anything…]
[Uzumaki Kushina: ??? Really? No mistress?]
[Minato Namikaze: …Mistress?]
In the middle of the noisy Minato couple's bickering, everyone forgot there was still a question to be answered.
Kushina lived up to her fiery reputation—completely unafraid of where this was. If she wanted to argue, she would argue!
Anyone with complaints? She'd just have Minato bite them!
[Ding! Speed-answering time is about to end. Random selection is about to begin!]
[Ōnoki: ??? What the heck, it even has random selection?]
[Fourth Raikage: Hmph, with my character, I normally wouldn't be randomly selected.]
[Mei Terumī: ?? If you said luck, I'd believe you, but if you talk about character?... You're probably doomed.]
[Rasa: We're both Fourth Kage, why are you so boastful?]
[Mei Terumī: I'm the Fifth Kage, and you're the most boastful. I heard Orochimaru insta-killed you?]
[Ōnoki: I'm the Third Kage, and I also heard Orochimaru insta-killed you?]
[Fourth Raikage: Tsk, Fourth Kazekage, why don't you just change your name to "Fourth Kazekage the First to Fall" from now on?]
[Minato Namikaze: !! Lord Raikage actually has such literary talent! However, I have a better name! How about calling him "The World's Most Outstanding · Fourth Kazekage · Peak of Excellence"?]
[Fourth Raikage: !?! What the heck, Minato, it's really you! Still a genius as always!]
[Minato Namikaze: Ah ha ha ha, where, where, just average, third in the world!]
[Rasa: ??? You're talking about me, but the Fourth Hokage was the first Kage who died!]
[Minato Namikaze: …Eh? Weren't we talking about boasting? How did it turn into dying early…?]
[Ding! Randomly selecting a lucky audience member…]
[Ding! Congratulations to Senju Hashirama for obtaining the answer qualification! Please begin answering!]
[Senju Hashirama: ??? Eh, answer what?]
The Hokage group, who had been catching up, suddenly looked at the system prompt in surprise. Hm?
[Senju Tsunade: It's the red question floating on the screen in your mind…]
[Senju Tobirama: Hm? How long did the Shinigami take to change its mind? What idea?]
[Senju Hashirama: Is it like this?]
Senju Hashirama looked at the answers in front of him and directly pressed his hand down.
[Ding! Judging Senju Hashirama's answer: C]
[Senju Tsunade: What the heck? You just chose it?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Good grief, if you answer wrong, will there be another wave of cross-dressing?]
[Senju Tobirama: Yo, you're here too?]
The Kage were stunned.
He just pressed it? Didn't even think?
Shouldn't you at least consider it?
[Senju Hashirama: Hm? Can't I press it…?]
[Uchiha Madara: …Do you think he's faking it? No, he's genuinely simpleminded.]
[Senju Hashirama: !!! Yo! Madara! I missed you so much!]
[Ding! Senju Hashirama's answer is correct! Reward: Reaper Death Seal (no side effect version trial card) ×1]
[Senju Hashirama: ! Reaper Death Seal? What's that?]
[Senju Tobirama: It's the technique Little Monkey used to seal us back then.]
[Senju Hashirama: Ah… that? That's trashy, what kind of lousy technique is that? It doesn't even seem as strong as one of my Divine Gate…]
[Uzumaki Clan's Ancestral Death God: …Is what you said polite?]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: ...]
[Senju Tsunade: Actually, it hasn't been that long. It's been less than a few months since Orochimaru invaded Konoha.]
[Senju Tobirama: ???]
[Ding! Next, we will continue broadcasting "Daily Life of a Forbidden Technique Master."]
Orochimaru, already hiding at home, laughed like a pig.
What the heck, the First Hokage is back!
And he returned so easily?
It seems I can use the Living Corpse Reincarnation earlier! Sasuke!
[Senju Tobirama: ? This name, why does it suddenly sound so cool? This master must also be a handsome guy, right?]
[Senju Hashirama: Am I the only one who thinks this name is very ordinary?]
[Senju Tobirama: Yes, you're the only one who thinks so!]
[Uchiha Madara: I also think it's quite ordinary.]
[Senju Hashirama: See, see! I told you! Madara's taste is indeed the same as mine!]
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Video screen:
Konoha after the war, led by Senju Hashirama.
The village was thriving, with Madara's deterrence and Tobirama's wisdom.
Although Hashirama was a bit simpleminded, he was strong and had natural leadership talent.
It was just… strange.
One day, while Senju Hashirama was busy handling village affairs, Senju Tobirama rushed in, shouting:
"Brother! I invented a Ninjutsu! It's called Edo Tensei!"
Hashirama, who had just sent a wood clone to handle some work, crossed his arms and looked at him.
"Ah, this Ninjutsu of yours already sounds abnormal just hearing it. Forbidden!"
Tobirama slowly nodded. "Oh…"
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[Senju Hashirama: Eh? This scene seems familiar!]
[Senju Tobirama: ??? Brother, did you actually talk to me like that back then?]
[Senju Hashirama: I don't know…]
[Senju Tobirama: Probably not, right? If you really did, I would have cursed you long ago!]
[Senju Hashirama: …Brother, there are so many people here, be obedient~ Give your brother some face…]
Hashirama truly lived up to being the God of Shinobi—soloing missions and instances without any effort!
You thought the one clearing the instance was the real body?
No… actually, the real body was sitting at home.
The one who went out to clear the instance was just the clone!