Resume:
[Name]: Longyue
[Gender]: Female
[Age]: 1000+
[Expected Salary]: 100,000+
[Educational Background]: None
[Work Experience]:
Current Empress of the Divine Heavenly Palace, Ruler of Ten Thousand Sects of the Immortal Realm. Also previously served as the Saintess of the Taichu Holy Land, simultaneously held the positions of Head of the Celestial Oversight Division and Head of the Heaven Guard Division, overseeing the Ten Thousand Sects of the Immortal Realm, leading hundreds of thousands of immortal soldiers, and others.
[Project Experience]:
* Fostered the establishment of new sects and factions, encouraged tens of thousands of immortals to found their own sects and religious orders to propagate the various laws of the Immortal Realm.
* Repaired the immortal palace and expanded the territory to create a dwelling place for the cultivators of this world.
* Compiled immortal regulations and established laws to govern the ten thousand sects and immortals in the Immortal Realm.
* Fought foreign enemies and slew evil creatures, has repelled invasions from the Demon Clan multiple times, personally killed more than ten Immortal Emperor-level demon creatures, and led and participated in several major battles, and others.
"Hmm…"
Looking at the resume Longyue had filled out herself, Lin Fan's brows furrowed tightly. He was speechless, not knowing what to say.
"Empress, this is the resume you wrote?"
"How is it? Not bad, right~"
Longyue proudly lifted her delicate nose, her face full of satisfaction.
"Not good! Not good at all!"
Lin Fan rejected her resume without the slightest bit of mercy.
If this resume were sent out, there would likely be only one outcome: being treated like a fool…
"Why is it not good?!"
Seeing her painstakingly written resume rejected so casually, Longyue argued, unwilling to accept it.
In her view, her resume was the best, the only one in this world. Who wouldn't be fascinated by her immense achievements after seeing it?
Lin Fan rolled his eyes at Longyue, speechless, and tapped the age column on her resume.
"Empress, setting aside whether people would believe your work experience and project experience, no one would believe an age of over 1,000 years!"
"In this world, being over a hundred years old is already considered ancient and long-lived!"
"Your age of a thousand years would be considered an old witch in this world!"
"O-Old witch…?"
Longyue couldn't help but lower her head, her eyes slowly becoming dim and gloomy.
Lin Fan's words were like a sharp sword piercing deep into her heart. The damage she received was more painful than being struck by a full-force palm strike from him…
She was clearly only about a thousand years old. In the Immortal Realm, that was considered the best of youth. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call her a young maiden of the Immortal Realm.
But here, she had instead become a woman equivalent to an old witch…?
"Also, your expected salary is too high. Who asks for a hundred thousand in their first job search?"
Lin Fan didn't notice Longyue's gloomy mood and continued to correct her resume point by point.
Smack!
Longyue slammed the table and stood up, puffing out her round cheeks, and said with a sense of injustice:
"This Empress is the Empress of the Divine Heavenly Palace. Is asking for a hundred thousand an exaggeration?!"
With her status and capabilities as the Empress of the Divine Heavenly Palace, she felt that asking for only a hundred thousand was already very little!
"Empress, salary in this world is determined by your previous work experience, project experience, and academic qualifications. All your experiences in the Immortal Realm do not count here; no one would believe them."
"Do you know what this resume looks like when you send it in?"
"What?"
"Like you've come to cause trouble."
Longyue: "…"
Under Lin Fan's sharp criticism, Longyue fell silent, finally having to face reality obediently.
Here, she was no longer the mighty Empress of the Immortal Realm, revered and respected by everyone…
"But if I don't write it like this, this Empress has nothing else to write…"
Longyue lowered her head sadly, her expression crestfallen.
Neither in this world nor in the Immortal Realm had she ever attended school. Since childhood, she had always studied by herself in the palace and had no academic qualifications.
Other than her experience as head of various divisions and as Empress in the Immortal Realm, she had no other work or project experience.
"Forget it, this servant will help you revise your resume."
Seeing the listless Longyue, Lin Fan took back her phone and began to proactively make changes, one by one.
"Firstly, there is no 'Long' surname in this world. Your name needs a surname added, for example, Lin Longyue."
Longyue leaned over the table, moving closer to Lin Fan to watch him make the changes.
"Why must this Empress have the same surname as you, Demon Sovereign?"
"…I'm just giving an example. If you have another surname you like, you can change it later."
Lin Fan reached out and tapped Longyue's head, then continued to revise:
"Next is the age. No one would believe an age of over a thousand. Your Majesty, you don't need to be so honest. Just make up a reasonable age."
"Then let's change it to sixteen~" Longyue said cheerfully.
Lin Fan: "…"
Lin Fan raised his face, his expression stunned as if he didn't know what to say.
"Empress, do you think you look like a sixteen-year-old girl…?"
"Hey! Look closely, which part of me doesn't look like it!"
Called out like that, Longyue's beautiful face flushed, and she glared at Lin Fan with anger and indignation.
Lin Fan examined her face repeatedly.
"Mmm… you look about twenty years old."
"Hmph, twenty is acceptable, I suppose."
Hearing Lin Fan's assessment of her twenty-year-old appearance, the corners of Longyue's mouth lifted in a small, proud smile, and the gloominess in her heart was swept away.
Although it wasn't the sixteen she had hoped for, the age of twenty was still reluctantly acceptable.
It turned out, she still looked very young indeed~
Seeing Longyue who practically had the four words "proud and satisfied" written on her face, Lin Fan could only smile helplessly.
She was already over a thousand years old, but still acted like a little girl…
However, her age in the Immortal Demon Continent was indeed seemingly considered quite young…
"Then for the salary, let's change it to ten thousand."
"O-Ten… ten thousand…? Is that too low…"
Suddenly dropping from an expected salary of a hundred thousand to ten thousand,
Longyue couldn't help but feel a huge sense of emptiness in her heart, as if she had lost ninety thousand in an instant.
"Empress, a monthly salary of ten thousand is already quite a lot in this world."
"With your hundred thousand salary, no company would look at it even if you left it there for a lifetime," Lin Fan patiently persuaded.
"Alright…"
In order to quickly get a job, Longyue had no choice but to accept the revisions Lin Fan proposed.
When it came to the education column, Lin Fan thought seriously for a moment, then changed her academic qualification to "high school."
A university degree would require a graduation certificate and a degree certificate. Clearly, Longyue had neither, so he could only fill in a high school education.
If it was only a high school education, it was generally not necessary to provide a graduation certificate or the like.
Afterward, Lin Fan meticulously fabricated a rich work history for her.
From a milk tea shop employee to an assistant at a large company, various work experiences were added.
"Demon Sovereign, this Empress has never done these things you wrote…"
Looking at the resume after Lin Fan's revisions, Longyue's delicate eyebrows furrowed slightly, looking puzzled.
The resume clearly stated that she was proficient in shaking milk tea, could make desserts, and could even make hamburgers and fried chicken…
But she only knew how to eat these foods, she had never made them…
"Empress, a resume needs a little embellishment, otherwise, it's very difficult to stand out from the crowd."
As an experienced veteran who had graduated years ago, Lin Fan guaranteed with full confidence.
Given Longyue's situation, without academic qualifications and work experience, if she didn't add something to her resume, she might struggle to find a job for her entire life.
"Alright, then this Empress will start trying to send out the resume!"
Longyue's eyes narrowed in focus. Filled with anticipation and hope, she began to submit her resume on the recruitment app…
–—---–