For a moment, Lulu just stared at him, her brain struggling to process the physics of the situation.
Then, the realization hit her like a lightning bolt and she spun around, her face a mask of flustered rage.
"WHAT?!"
"What the hell are you talking about, Luca?! What do you mean the bone is inside my butt?! What did you do?"
"You were just holding it! How in the world did it go all the way in?!"
"I-I'm sorry, Lulu! I'm really sorry!"
He held up his hands in a placating manner, while looking very guilty.
"But when I was pushing it in and out, there was that usual resistance, right? I was used to it. But then...when I made that stupid chicken joke...you relaxed. Completely."
-Your butthole went all loose and happy because you got excited about being a real chicken—"
He winced.
"—and when I pushed again, there was no resistance at all. So, it just...slid. All the way in."
He looked at her with a sheepish, awkward gaze before adding,
