The clearing went completely silent for a heartbeat—then the entire group of female elves burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"Oh my gods!" One shrieked. "They ate poop!"
"The mighty male elves who looked down on chicken actually ate poop!" Another squealed.
"I can't—my stomach—" A third said, nearly falling over. "Oh gods, this is the best day of my life!"
One of the elves leaned forward mockingly and asked,
"So Julius, tell us! How was it? Tasty? Did the poop blend well with the seasoning?"
"Yeah." Another teased, barely holding back her laughter. "You were eating with so much passion earlier, I thought you loved it! Must've been delicious!"
"Maybe you should eat it every day!" Someone else added. "Since it suits your taste so much!"
Lulu stepped forward, barely able to breathe from laughing, and pointed right at Isaac and Rufus, who were also suffering.
