The comments section was buzzing with activity.
"Da Fei lecturing on law? Holy moly, what's going on?"
"Unstoppable in the music world, Da Fei seeks a new challenge, deciding to tackle law."
"Haha, killing a dog as an example, the visual is already there."
"Da Fei is a bit off-track, but is what he said true?"
"Of course, the words may be crude, but the point is valid. I passed the bar exam, I can confirm it."
"Grabbing the leg of the person above!"
"..."
Lin Chudong waited for everyone to finish laughing before continuing.
"Why was the dog biting to death considered self-defense? Because the dog was already a tool for Zhang San's crime!"
"But, the judicial exam once had a very strange question. It said that a woman released a dog to bite me, and instead of biting the dog, I bit the woman. The question was, does this constitute self-defense?"
Lin Chudong's question stumped everyone.
They'd actually tested something so bizarre?
Immediately, a heated discussion began.
"Doesn't constitute, right? The dog bites you, you should bite the dog; that's self-defense, right?"
"No, didn't Teacher Da Fei say earlier that the dog is a tool? Biting the woman means the woman is the criminal."
"But the woman didn't attack. Why bite her if she didn't lay a hand on him?"
"..."
Hearing the discussion, Teacher Xu frowned.
"Has this question been on the exam?"
Professor Zhang wore a meaningful smile and nodded.
This question had been on the exam. It was obscure, and he hadn't expected Lin Chudong to bring it up. Could he have come prepared?
Seeing that everyone had discussed it enough, Lin Chudong said, "Have you all finished discussing? Does Self-Defense apply here?"
"The answer is yes!"
"There's an old saying: to catch the thief, first catch the king."
"I can't beat the dog, but I'm more than capable of handling this woman."
Everyone laughed again.
"Well said, 'to catch the thief, first catch the king'! Haha, I understand now."
"Wow, I learned about Self-Defense from a dog..."
"Da Fei actually knows law? What school did he graduate from?"
"I'm a Da Fei fan, and I thought he graduated from the Conservatory of Music? Am I mistaken?"
"This level of knowledge... at least a Master's degree in law, right?"
"..."
Lin Chudong continued, "Let me give you another example. One day, Ximen Qing takes Pan Jinlian shopping, and he wants to buy her a new Mate 60 Pro..."
The audience burst into laughter again. Da Fei's lectures were so humorous; the image of the adulterous couple shopping immediately came to mind. There was no need to explain the background; everyone could jump right in.
"At this moment, they happen to meet Wu Dalang, who raises a U-shaped lock and is about to smash Ximen Qing."
"Ximen Qing takes one look and thinks, 'I'm taking your wife out shopping, and you're getting uppity, huh?' Enraged, Ximen Qing severely injures Wu Dalang."
"Do you all think this is Excessive Self-Defense?"
Lin Chudong posed the question, and the laughter gradually subsided.
It's funny, but the problem is serious. It involves their bar exam.
Having finished discussing self-defense, now we move on to excessive self-defense.
Was this case excessive self-defense?
After a few moments of discussion, Da Fei didn't play coy and continued his explanation.
"Ximen Qing felt he was wronged. He claimed Wu Dalang struck first, trying to hit him with a U-shaped lock. He argued it was special defense!"
"Do you all think special defense is appropriate?"
"No."
"First of all, it's definitely not special defense."
"Secondly, understanding it as excessive self-defense isn't appropriate either because excessive self-defense should result in a mitigated or waived sentence. Intentional injury causing serious injury carries a sentence of 3 to 10 years. If Ximen Qing's actions were considered excessive self-defense, the sentence would be under 3 years. Are you all okay with this conclusion?"
Everyone immediately shook their heads. Any judge with a shred of morality wouldn't rule that Ximen Qing's actions were excessive self-defense.
"So, this is called abuse of the right to self-defense because he was the one at fault."
Lin Chudong suddenly laughed, "Let's change our perspective. If you were Ximen Qing, and you were flirting with someone else's wife, and Wu Dalang found out, what should you do?"
The students in the audience burst into laughter. Suddenly, a student shouted.
"Run!"
The scene erupted in laughter again. Professor Zhang also laughed along; these guys were really quick to get into the role.
Lin Chudong said, "That's a very good answer. The first reaction is, of course, to run. If you run all the way, and you have nowhere to retreat, and Wu Dalang wants to hit you, can you use self-defense?"
"The answer is yes!"
The audience erupted in applause.
Before, they'd been curious about Lin Chudong's lecture, thinking he was just putting on a show. But they hadn't expected him to actually teach, and to do it so engagingly!
Law courses were notoriously dry, mostly consisting of definitions that often lulled students to sleep. But Lin Chudong's explanation was like listening to a stand-up comedy routine – funny and easy to understand – immersing everyone in the sea of learning.
After his explanation, Lin Chudong picked up Professor Zhang's teaching materials and said, "Professor Zhang's syllabus covers this material. Now it's question time. Anyone with questions, please raise your hand."
Professor Zhang became interested, his eyes fixed on Lin Chudong.
If he had prepared beforehand, he could have handled the previous section.
But impromptu questions couldn't be faked. Without a strong base of knowledge, one couldn't answer these questions with such ease.
Professor Zhang often struggled to answer their questions, let alone Lin Chudong, who was an outsider.
He didn't believe that Lin Chudong, a singer, could be so proficient in law.
At this moment, a girl in the audience raised her hand.
"Teacher Da Fei, I want to ask, if I encounter danger in the wild and haven't eaten for days, can I eat a Giant Panda?"
Suddenly, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
These young people didn't know what was going on in their heads, coming up with all sorts of strange questions.
They wanted to eat a national treasure? That was definitely a crime!
Lin Chudong smiled. "This involves a concept I mentioned earlier: Necessity."
"If you encounter danger in the wild, you're starving to death, and there's nothing else to eat, can you eat a Giant Panda?"
"Of course, you can."
"Steamed, boiled, roasted."
The girl said, "Teacher, the Giant Panda is a national treasure!"
Lin Chudong laughed, "Isn't it just a treasure? We are humans, and humans should always be above animals."
"If you eat a Giant Panda today, a Northeast Tiger tomorrow, and a Golden Monkey the day after, one a day."
"Objectively, it does indeed meet the criteria for the Crime of Intentional Killing of Endangered Wild Animals."
"But this falls under the category of legal impediment. Which is more important, a human life or a Giant Panda? Naturally, it's a human life."
"Therefore, this is Necessity."
All the students applauded, suddenly enlightened. The student who raised the question also bowed to Lin Chudong. The teacher explained it so vividly!
Professor Zhang's eyes shifted slightly as he looked at him. This kid's actually pretty good, huh?
"Teacher Xu, did you find out? Which law school did he graduate from?"
Teacher Xu whispered, "Professor Zhang, he graduated from the Magic City Conservatory of Music. He didn't study law."
Professor Zhang was a bit surprised, "Then when did he become so proficient in law?"
Teacher Xu was also shocked, "I have no idea!"
At this moment, the number of viewers in the live stream for this public lecture had exceeded a million, and it was trending, pinned to the homepage.
Normally, someone of Professor Zhang's caliber was only well-known within legal circles.
Outsiders wouldn't know him, and students who weren't planning to take the bar exam wouldn't come to watch such a dry law lecture.
But with Lin Chudong's explanation, he immediately attracted a lot of people. Some came to watch for fun, intending to leave after a while, but they were firmly captivated by Da Fei's vivid and humorous lectures.
At the headquarters of Tianxun Video, Li Geng, the team leader, walked up to Huang Wei with his phone.
"Boss Huang, look, this livestream is blowing up; it's Da Fei streaming."
Huang Wei was stunned for a moment, picked up her phone, and looked at it for a while, then she was a little surprised.
"Da Fei went to the University of Political Science and Law to give a lecture? Are you kidding me? Is that even his field?"
"Boss Huang, I watched for a while, and he's doing great. Da Fei studied this, right?"
Huang Wei nodded, "It's possible. Then Li Zhilin is in trouble this time. Da Fei is so proficient in law, how could he lose a lawsuit?"
"Boss, the plagiarism thing is quite a stir. The deputy CEO just called to ask about it."
Huang Wei said, "Mm, it's okay. Beginning won't be taken down. Whatever happens, I, Huang Wei, will take responsibility!"
Liang Yin finished her work and wanted to check the reviews for Beginning, but she also saw this live stream on the homepage.
"Holy crap, come quick, Da Fei is teaching!"
Everyone quickly gathered around and saw Da Fei talking eloquently in the classroom, and everyone was shocked.
"Didn't Brother Fei go to hire a lawyer? How did he end up teaching them?"
Liang Yin said, "I have no idea!"
A young man raised his hand and started laughing before he even spoke.
"Teacher Da Fei, I want to ask, I and a young lady were very much in love, and we agreed that I would pay her a thousand yuan to be my girlfriend for an hour. In the end, I gave her a thousand yuan in Joss Paper. Am I breaking the law?"
The statement was met with another round of laughter.
These sensitive questions would be impossible to bring up in classrooms at other schools. How could you bring up such dirty things in such a sacred place?
But law school classrooms were specifically for discussing these things.
Lin Chudong smiled and said, "That's a very good question."
"If you spend a thousand Joss Paper to have relations with a young lady, does that constitute Rape?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and many students shook their heads.
Lin Chudong said, "Obviously, it doesn't constitute Rape, because it's not against the woman's will, right?"
"Then let me ask, does it constitute the crime of using counterfeit money? Obviously, it doesn't."
"Does it constitute Fraud?"
Seeing everyone was baffled by the questions, Lin Chudong said,
"What the law calls 'free ride' doesn't actually constitute Fraud."
"But you, you're a scumbag. How should I deal with you?"
"Don't forget, there's also Administrative Punishment. We'll handle it as Prostitution, understood?"
The young man laughed, leading everyone in applause.
"Alright, that's all for today's class. Now, let's hand it over to Teacher Xu, shall we?"
All the students stood up and applauded enthusiastically.
If law could be this witty and humorous, they could all pass the bar exam.
Who would have thought that Da Fei, a singer, could be so good at law? He really keeps his talents hidden!
Liang Yin and the others were dumbfounded.
"When did Brother Fei gain this ability?"
Liang Yin said, "Da Fei knows so much. He even taught himself Traditional Chinese Medicine a few days ago, and treated an old man on the road. Who knew that old man was Director Huang's father! Otherwise, why do you think Director Huang takes care of us?"
"Damn, Brother Fei's self-study ability is amazing, right? Law, Traditional Chinese Medicine, each one is more difficult than the last, and Brother Fei can learn to this extent on his own?"
If Traditional Chinese Medicine was just a lucky guess, then lecturing law students was also a lucky guess? Could you get away with faking it in that setting?
And without a certain level of knowledge, could he make the dry law lectures so lively?
Da Fei is just too gifted, isn't he?
Wang Zhi suddenly frowned, pondering Lin Chudong's words.
"Did Brother Fei just teach me something?"
Guo Xiaoliang glared, "What are you doing? You're going to use Joss Paper to find a young lady, are you?"
Liang Yin glared at them fiercely, "Learn something good!"
In the law school office, Professor Zhang held Lin Chudong's hand and said.
"You're a talent, young man, where did you study law?"
Lin Chudong smiled, "I taught myself by watching your online courses."
"Huh? Did my online course teach you these witty things?"
"I'm just extrapolating, aren't I?"
Professor Zhang chuckled. "Then you're a genius. Why do you even need a lawyer with this level of skill?"
"I don't have a law license, and it's too late to take the exam now."
"Professor Zhang, I'm really in trouble, please help me."
Professor Zhang thought for a moment and said, "I can represent you in court, and I can also be your part-time legal counsel. But you have to promise me to come here and be a part-time guest lecturer, giving lectures every so often, how about that?"
"No problem!"
Professor Zhang nodded. "Then, show me your company? We can also discuss a few new cases."
"Alright."
Professor Zhang wasn't someone who cared about money. At his level of academic research, he certainly wasn't short of it.
What he was most interested in were some strange and unusual cases.
Arriving at the company, he chatted with Da Fei all the way.
He didn't expect someone so young to have such a thorough understanding of law, and he also had a strong sense of morality. This kind of talent was too rare.
Professor Zhang listened to Da Fei's intention to establish a legal affairs department and said,
"I can be a part-time legal affairs director. If I bring some graduates, they can also come here to intern. You don't even have to pay them, how about that?"
"Of course, I don't get cases very often, but with you here, I feel at ease."
Lin Chudong was really too busy, his schedule was packed, and he couldn't possibly handle the lawsuit himself.
When the company grew bigger, there might be more disputes like this, so setting up a legal department was definitely a necessary step.
Since Li Zhilin, that bastard, had walked right into the line of fire, might as well use him as the first case!
Professor Zhang said, "I've looked at your case, there's no problem. It's the same condition as before, you come lecture at my place, and I'll be your legal director. We'll help each other out."
"Deal!"
Lin Chudong stood up and shook Professor Zhang's hand.
"Welcome to Liangyin Media!"
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