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A Well Ven.

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A schizophrenic teenager moves to a city smack in the middle of the united states for his last year of high-school.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter -0: Who the hell wrote this?!

 

Hey, I am just a block of text. This will make more sense in the anime adaption though. Just for clarification, I have no importance whatsoever to this story. I'm not even a character in this story and I'm certainly not the narrator. I'm only here for this chapter in order to give some exposition about something and maybe set something up if the lazy bum that is the author ever decides to write another story. The most impactful thing I'll ever do is erase a chapter but that's way, waaaaay down the line. So, my recommendation is simply to ignore me and forget about me until the author decides to write another story, I might appear in that one. Nah, I'm just kidding don't take me seriously. I just want you to know, dear reader, that this story takes place in an alternate universe of sorts. You might be saying that almost all stories function that way and I'd have no way to refute you but this story works a little differently. Not really but who cares. See, this alternate universe is basically the same as the one you're inhabiting right now but with a few key differences. Those differences sometimes don't make any sense and seem outright dumb and they are, because they're strictly for plot convenience. The author doesn't want to bother writing clever ways to make the story realistic while also retaining a certain uniqueness, so he decided to just create this alternate reality bullshit (not to mention how many unfunny jokes he makes about it) so that anything that seems unusual or weird can be just chalked up to "alternate universe". Now, will this alternate reality ever play a part in this story? It might, but again, that's not important. I personally think that this story is dog shit even though it is one of my favorites, but that's only because I have a grudge against the author. I simply can't stand the guy no matter what, he wrote me after all. The author is just a pathetic dumbass trying to write a complex story, but if you actually bother to read everything in this volume, you'll see just how garbage he really is! There is genuinely nothing of note or unique in this series, it's so ordinary and badly written that it's baffling at times how the author gathered up the courage to actually write and publish this for everyone to see. The only redeeming quality about the author is that he's not prejudiced or a pedophile, but you're free to not believe that one single bit. I just simply hate the author and that's everything you need to know about me. And if one of our dear readers is a smart ass, yes, I know very well that -0 doesn't and can't exist. It doesn't make any sense whatsoever. That's the point. It's just another way of saying "the chapter that doesn't exist". Even though I crapped on the story even before you even began reading the first chapter, I hope that you can enjoy this and find something to like about it. The opinions of others are always important to me and I would be grateful if someone like you, can manage to chuckle even once, at this story.

Vol.1 Poem

I have escaped to a new place

I don't know if anything will change

I am living in drowning emptiness

I hate when there are no clouds in the sky

Grey clouds are what I adore

Love and hate are what I lack

My voice has fully abandoned me

Loneliness just won't leave me alone

The kid is slowly dying

 

 

 

 

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