Chapter 79: The Devastating Fart Attack — Tang Hao's Injured Escape
Within a dense forest, as Bibi Dong chased from behind—
Yu Xiaogang grew increasingly anxious, gritting his teeth while continuously pulling handfuls of white radishes from his storage soul tool and stuffing them into Luo Sanpao's mouth.
Behind them, seeing his teacher's actions—
Tang San instantly understood what Yu Xiaogang was doing thanks to what he had seen in the previous livestream. The corners of his mouth twitched, and his face turned awkward.
A fart-based spirit skill? How could such a thing even exist?!
Due to his increased size, Luo Sanpao could now eat radishes much faster, and the power of his fart attacks had also grown significantly.
"First Soul Skill: Thunderous Flatulence — Heaven-Shaking, Earth-Splitting Luo Sanpao!"
"Second Soul Skill: Smoky Flatulence — Sleep-Inducing Hypnosis Luo Sanpao!"
Feeling it was ready, Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth and gave a low shout, activating both yellow soul rings and transferring them onto Luo Sanpao to unleash the two soul skills.
"Xiao San, hold on tight!"
After placing the soul rings on Luo Sanpao, Yu Xiaogang quickly warned Tang San and grabbed tightly onto the beast's neck.
Hearing his teacher's urgent tone, Tang San complied without hesitation given the dangerous circumstances.
Once the soul rings were attached and infused with spirit power, Luo Sanpao's belly started to balloon outward like a rapidly inflating balloon.
BOOM!
A thunderous blast echoed as a massive cloud of green smoke—mixed with scattered brownish-yellow droplets—was fired like a cannonball from Luo Sanpao's backside mid-run. It shot straight toward Bibi Dong in the sky with a loud pig squeal.
And because every action has an equal reaction—
As Luo Sanpao fired its fart-cannon upward at Bibi Dong—
It launched itself into the air like a nitrous-powered rocket, carrying Yu Xiaogang and Tang San a long distance in an instant.
Facing such an attack—
Bibi Dong, as a refined woman, was completely unprepared. Her face turned pale as she quickly retreated to avoid the disgusting projectile.
While dodging this sudden fart assault—
Bibi Dong's face twisted in disgust as she cursed herself inwardly once more.
How could she have ever fallen in love with such a revolting man?!
After unleashing the first fart attack—
Luo Sanpao followed up with the second soul skill's attack.
With another propulsive blast, it rocketed Yu Xiaogang and Tang San even farther away.
After three consecutive fart attacks, the entire forest was blanketed in a nauseating green haze.
Bibi Dong, who suffered from severe mysophobia, had no desire to pursue them any further.
At the same time, within the forest—
Thanks to the stench spread by Luo Sanpao's attack—
Even the Shangqing projection had to retreat, pinching its nose against the overwhelming stench.
It was simply unbearable!
Lin Yan hadn't expected that after losing his Golden Sacred Dragon essence and having his spirit regress into a pig-beast, Yu Xiaogang could still come up with something like this.
He had considered having the Shangqing projection follow and kill Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, those two ticking time bombs.
But after seeing that stench cloud—
Forget it! Not worth it!
There was no way he would go near the fart-cloud that Luo Sanpao had unleashed.
Meanwhile, in a crater resembling the impact site of a meteorite—
Tang Hao struggled to rise, coughing up blood.
Pain wracked his entire back. His right arm, which had been holding the Clear Sky Hammer, felt like the bones were shattered—it was completely numb. Wounds covered his body, and his clothes were soaked in blood.
These were caused by the petal storm unleashed from Chrysanthemum Douluo's ninth spirit skill, "Withered Chrysanthemum, Scattered Wounds."
Due to Luo Sanpao's fart attack, the foul green mist now filled much of the forest, including Tang Hao's location.
This prevented Spirit Hall's five Titled Douluo from immediately finishing him off.
Tang Hao knew full well how critical the situation was.
If things went badly, he could die here today.
But he still had to protect his son, Tang San. He still needed to destroy Spirit Hall, avenge the Clear Sky Sect and his wife Ah Yin, and win her back.
Enduring the searing pain across his body, Tang Hao reached into his storage soul tool with his left hand and pulled out a crystal-blue right leg bone.
It was the 100,000-year Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Bone left by Ah Yin when she sacrificed herself.
Placing the bone against his right leg—
Tang Hao poured his spirit power into it, and the bone immediately fused with his own.
Upon merging with the 100,000-year Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Bone—
Tang Hao gritted his teeth and activated its first skill: Wildfire Can't Destroy It, Spring Wind Revives Again!
Instantly, a powerful surge of pure life energy surged through his body, rapidly healing most of his external wounds.
Even his damaged right arm recovered enough to regain some movement.
But since it hadn't fully healed—
Tang Hao switched to gripping the Clear Sky Hammer with his left hand.
Seizing the opportunity while the disgusting green smoke still choked the surroundings—
Tang Hao shot into the sky, gritting his teeth as he flew toward Notting City at full speed.
Yu Xiaogang had already escaped with Tang San.
To ensure their safety, Tang Hao chose to flee in the opposite direction.
"Tang Hao is escaping!!"
Seeing Tang Hao burst out from the green mist and shoot toward Notting City, Chrysanthemum Douluo cried out in shock.
"After him!"
Bibi Dong shouted coldly and launched herself in pursuit.
Due to Luo Sanpao's earlier attack, the forest trail behind was still covered in putrid green fog. Bibi Dong, with her aversion to filth, had no intention of following through that.
Earlier, she had focused entirely on Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.
She hadn't even used her control-type abilities properly—which was the only reason Tang Hao had survived this long.
Now, with her attention on Tang Hao—
Bibi Dong planned to unleash her full arsenal of control-type spirit skills, coordinating with the four other Titled Douluo to kill him.
Once Tang Hao was gone, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang wouldn't last long unless they remained in hiding forever.
With Bibi Dong's order, all five of Spirit Hall's Titled Douluo took to the sky to pursue Tang Hao.
However, with the second spirit skill of the Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Bone—Flight—combined with his innate flying ability as a Titled Douluo, Tang Hao's speed was far greater than theirs.
Even with interference from Bibi Dong and Chrysanthemum Douluo's spirit skills, he was still faster.
Seeing that Tang Hao was headed straight for Notting City, Chrysanthemum Douluo cried out again in alarm.
"Your Holiness! Tang Hao is flying toward Notting City—what is he planning?!"
(END CHAPTER)
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